Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[James Howlett]

He said someone took advantage of him in a very serious way making me think someone scammed money out of him which would be super fucked up.
There really feels like there's been a resurgence in Chris trolling, almost a second wave of trolls/weens since people like Pewdiepie put a spotlight on him.
It was relatively quiet from 2011, when he re-emerged, until around 2015

If he's not referring to Jack Z. waving $1200 in front of his face before withdrawing the offer last second, I will pay whatever Chris is asking for a Sonichu medallion so that I can promptly make a video of it going into my ass to share with you guys. I'd even let you kiwis have a poll about which way it should go in.

 

[Mason Verger]

If he's not referring to Jack Z. waving $1200 in front of his face before withdrawing the offer last second, I will pay whatever Chris is asking for a Sonichu medallion so that I can promptly make a video of it going into my ass to share with you guys. I'd even let you kiwis have a poll about which way it should go in.

C'mon man. Chin first, sideways. Obviously.

 

[Okkervils]

If he's not referring to Jack Z. waving $1200 in front of his face before withdrawing the offer last second, I will pay whatever Chris is asking for a Sonichu medallion so that I can promptly make a video of it going into my ass to share with you guys. I'd even let you kiwis have a poll about which way it should go in.

Well, he's been saying this incident happened about 6 months ago, long before Jack sperged his way in to Chris' life.

so i think you better start stretching that b-hole in preparation

 

[Holiday Special]

If Chris wants to make some real money he better offer up nudes of Barb.

 

[lameandgay]

Regarding Chris becoming a professional victim, Jessie Slaughter did the rounds a few years back. BBC even jumped on the wagon I believe. And she did some waaaaay fucked up shit. Obviously not Chris level, but eugh.

 

[James Howlett]

C'mon man. Chin first, sideways. Obviously.

Would you prefer parallel or perpendicular to the horizontal cleft (buttcrack)?

Well, he's been saying this incident happened about 6 months ago, long before Jack sperged his way in to Chris' life.

so i think you better start stretching that b-hole in preparation

Chris can't differentiate the weens of last year and now. He says the issue was 6 months ago, but he can't actually connect the dots as to how his more recent actions (stupid SAWtism videos) can relate.

Now, I don't think Jack planned anything this specific; if he was remotely less autistic than I thought he was, the plan was basically, "give Chris the offer of temporary financial stability, then remove it shortly after he starts being financially irresponsible."

 

[Magusyrup]

Heh. Chris is paying for a visit from him (with terms of the visit being subject to "serious negotiation and communication") for $500. I wonder if anyone will pay? I wonder if Chris will even end up doing it? Looks like Jack Z blew his cash load a bit too early if all he wanted was some time with Chris

 

[Done]

Never had an iPhone so I have to ask: Given that he's gonna leave some wallpapers, does that mean that he didn't do a factory reset on the phone?

 

[Pony Horn]

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C'mon, now who wouldn't want the very phone that took the photos of the un-clit?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Regarding Chris becoming a professional victim, Jessie Slaughter did the rounds a few years back. BBC even jumped on the wagon I believe. And she did some waaaaay fucked up shit. Obviously not Chris level, but eugh.

You might say that Chris dun goofed not doing it sooner

 

[Mason Verger]

C'mon, now who wouldn't want the very phone that took the photos of the un-clit?

Mmmmm unclit residue..

Aka grundle puss

 

[Magusyrup]

Never had an iPhone so I have to ask: Given that he's gonna leave some wallpapers, does that mean that he didn't do a factory reset on the phone?

Well, he says that it's only "unlocked", so I assume that he has not factory reset his phone. He's probably just turned off the lock function. I hope to god he's manually deleted everything.

 

[lameandgay]

Some ween will buy it, hoping there's CWC nudes still on there to triumphantly post here.

MOM I NEED $500 I NEED TO BE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THE MAN IN THE PICKLE SUIT
BUT MOOOOOOMMMM ILL BE IMMORTALISED ON THE CWCKI

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Lest we all forget the days he pined for a PS4...the era when he said he "deserved to have some of that updated technology" etc

He paid for that iPhone because he feels he deserved it.

Also regarding the mortgage , after the second payment had passed the grace period , the banks may start foreclosure process .slmeo so may have left hat verbiage on a voicemail or letter and Barb or Chris don't fully understand just make the one payment and get the second one in asap

 

[James Howlett]

C'mon, now who wouldn't want the very phone that took the photos of the un-clit?

TBF I've seen people claiming some Chris-paraphernalia are legit collector's items...the unclit camera might be a cool thing to brag about someday, assuming it's handled with HAZMAT precautions.

 

[ChingChong]

One of the best things to realize is that he feels like his mother is the end all and be all of integrity.

"I gave you my mother!"

It is like, "These damn trows wont believe me, but my mommy's word is paramount. They got to believe me now that mother is repeating what I say."

 

[DragoonSierra]

If his next video today is in the begging stylings of tranny oppression, I think there might be some lolcow cross contamination with phil. Tell me there isn’t some visual similarities here.

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That almost looks like Phil

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"Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!


*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."

Hes pulling a Cole and charging twice as much

They had probably just gotten back from the court hearing.

Then who was the dude who walked by in the video. Looked like they were at a car repair shop.

Chris has scammed plenty of people out of money. Chris could work. He doesn't need a taxpayer funded tugboat. He dragged his feet on his etsy and patreon obligations and in some cases didn't fulfill them at all. He never made more sonichu after dstecks paid him $1000 and it looks like he spent the bronycon money jack gave him. All those half assed paid videos. And every time he gets on camera with some sob story it's a lie to scam people out of money. If someone scammed him I don't have any pity for him.

I hope he gets raped and murdered financially

Chris has scammed plenty of people out of money. Chris could work. He doesn't need a taxpayer funded tugboat. He dragged his feet on his etsy and patreon obligations and in some cases didn't fulfill them at all. He never made more sonichu after dstecks paid him $1000 and it looks like he spent the bronycon money jack gave him. All those half assed paid videos. And every time he gets on camera with some sob story it's a lie to scam people out of money. If someone scammed him I don't have any pity for him.

Did we ever actually confirm Jack gave him the money or if he backcharged?

It's within the realm of possibility if they apply now. Foreclosure is a process, it can take a couple of years in some cases... However I don't know if they'll be smart enough to be proactive.

Another thing to consider is that Chris said they missed two payments so far? Typically companies will try to work with you... If they were eight payments behind it might be more urgent... I think Chris' "THEY WILL FORECLOSE THE HOUSE" outburst stems from him not quite understanding how it all works. Or just as likely, being dramatic.

Their mortgage company has been confirmed as predatory and will foreclose at the drop of a hat.

Lest we all forget the days he pined for a PS4...the era when he said he "deserved to have some of that updated technology" etc

He paid for that iPhone because he feels he deserved it.

Also regarding the mortgage , after the second payment had passed the grace period , the banks may start foreclosure process .slmeo so may have left hat verbiage on a voicemail or letter and Barb or Chris don't fully understand just make the one payment and get the second one in asap

Its probably in his cell phone contract that he gets an free upgrade every 2 years

 

[nvrwastetree]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=34DpbgfEjiU

Shit no need to shout Chris, the only person that is borderline deaf here is you buddy. That and why is he singsonging everything he's saying. But the look of utter confusion at the very beginning is priceless.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think now's finally the time for The Big Buyout. Before the desperation fades, some civic-minded ween should offer to buy every last thing on the Christory Wish List, in exchange for a couple hundred bucks:
- A scan of the Autism Papers
- A scan of the "Speech Papers" from JMU (there must be some)
- The psych eval form from PVCC after the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha incident
- All Chris' remaining school homework
- His yearbooks from other years besides seinor
- The Animal Crossing Gamecube memory card
- Bob's old IBM PC (you know they've still got it somewhere)

 

[nvrwastetree]

If his next video today is in the begging stylings of tranny oppression, I think there might be some lolcow cross contamination with phil. Tell me there isn’t some visual similarities here.

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Looks like he is taking a shit, either that or he is severely constipated.