Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Subconcious Offense]

Is there some context I need for this to make sense? Or is the context just :autism:?

Chris set up a $500 sale on ebay and the product is to hang out with him.

 

[Mason Verger]

I cast my vote in agreement regarding section 8; I think the change in lifestyle (private home, no mom) would produce some great content, but I think it also runs the risk of drying up OPL once and for all - If he finds himself surviving relatively comfortably on the tugboat and section 8, he might not see the point of being a eCeleb. Right now I feel like Chris would prefer if he wasn't famous, but it's paying the bills. If state takes care of the bills, would Chris still want to produce content, or will he be satisfied living out the rest of his life with lego and sonichu head-mates.



Is there some context I need for this to make sense? Or is the context just :autism:?

Those places are like the ship of lost souls. Chris could even meet some other weird shut-in lady, or more likely, a Guatemalan woman in need of citizenship.

 

[Plastic Godzilla]

If he finds himself surviving relatively comfortably on the tugboat and section 8, he might not see the point of being a eCeleb.

Nah, Christory showed us that - with a high probability - quite the opposite would be the case...
He certainly won't shut his piehole and quit "drawing" just because people around him slash each other with knives and broken bottles.

 

[Mason Verger]

"Ugh.. Sigh.. Juan and Tito did it again. Dem loco vatos took my moms medication delivery, so I'm gonna need y'all help us out this month.."

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

Section 8 saga will be waaaaay more interesting. Chris and Barb in a low income apartment complex? Forced to interact with "common" people? Lets just that it's a good thing that Chris took Spanish in high school.

That is if the Chandlers can even get into Section 8 housing in the first place. The waiting lists for these places are notoriously long and its not unusual for families to wait years before an available apartment opens up. If the bank decides to repossess 14BC, its not like the Chandlers will have a ready made Sec. 8 housing to move in to the day after.

According to the HUD website itself, the public housing agencies (PHAs) or organizations that administer Sec. 8 housing, will generally only grant priority on the waiting lists to those applicants who're either 1) homeless, 2) paying more then half their income for rent or 3) involuntarily displaced. Seeing as the Chandlers are neither homeless or involuntary displaced (being kicked out because of missing mortgage payments probably doesn't count as being displaced), there's a very real possibility that they may end up homeless if no one decides to take them in.

I don't see either Cole or Bob's relatives offering a helping hand, and seeing that the Chandlers are long overdrawn on their pity points, the future is really not looking bright for them.

 

[Prussian Blue]

All these videos are just another reminder of what future content will look like when things get bleak.

FWIW I don't think he's faking or acting here, I think the smile is just some weird facial tic or some autistic thing about showing expressions. Ah well, lets see what happens tomorrow.

 

[Okkervils]

That is if the Chandlers can even get into Section 8 housing in the first place. The waiting lists for these places are notoriously long and its not unusual for families to wait years before an available apartment opens up. If the bank decides to repossess 14BC, its not like the Chandlers will have a ready made Sec. 8 housing to move in to the day after.

It's within the realm of possibility if they apply now. Foreclosure is a process, it can take a couple of years in some cases... However I don't know if they'll be smart enough to be proactive.

Another thing to consider is that Chris said they missed two payments so far? Typically companies will try to work with you... If they were eight payments behind it might be more urgent... I think Chris' "THEY WILL FORECLOSE THE HOUSE" outburst stems from him not quite understanding how it all works. Or just as likely, being dramatic.

 

[Mason Verger]

That is if the Chandlers can even get into Section 8 housing in the first place. The waiting lists for these places are notoriously long and its not unusual for families to wait years before an available apartment opens up. If the bank decides to repossess 14BC, its not like the Chandlers will have a ready made Sec. 8 housing to move in to the day after.

According to the HUD website itself, the public housing agencies (PHAs) or organizations that administer Sec. 8 housing, will generally only grant priority on the waiting lists to those applicants who're either 1) homeless, 2) paying more then half their income for rent or 3) involuntarily displaced. Seeing as the Chandlers are neither homeless or involuntary displaced (being kicked out because of missing mortgage payments probably doesn't count as being displaced), there's a very real possibility that they may end up homeless if no one decides to take them in.

I don't see either Cole or Bob's relatives offering a helping hand, and seeing that the Chandlers are long overdrawn on their pity points, the future is really not looking bright for them.

True, but Chris and Barb are already on the books as being as helpless as beached jellyfish. I could see them getting fast tracked, when the alternative is them being found decomposing in their car.

Plus I guarantee they'll get enough pity bucks to stay in a shit motel for a few weeks.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU

Jesus-fucking-Christ, he sounds like an old, tired, obese prostitute (wich...he kinda is, I guess) having sex with a trombone.

Strangely enough I find this video particularly gross, more than cakefarts and the like.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Finachu certainly has escalated quickly, Who calls dibs on the autism papers.

 

[Hellfire]

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Isn't this the phone that was about to shit the bed? And is that Magi-chan on the lock-screen?

 

[Rogowski]

How could Chris Franchise himself?

You'll have to bear with me, because this entire reply is purely hypothetical and there is no way in hell that Chris is capable of making the sacrifices or putting in the work necessary to make this work. So bring on the optimistic ratings faggots.

Hypothetically speaking Chris could market himself not for his art but as a professional victim.

If he took the services of a PR rep and started doing interviews with actual media companies, reputable blogs, maybe a short film on Vice's YouTube marketing himself as the most trolled and bullied person in the history of the internet he could definitely make a living as a professional victim a la Brianna Wu. This is of course ignoring the fact that he would never waste any money hiring someone to get his name out there and handling his public image, and even if he did he would outright ignore their advice on how to handle himself both online and IRL. Furthermore, if by some miracle he did all of the above, the amount of weens he has to deal with on a daily basis would skyrocket. It's possible, yet impossible.

 

[Mason Verger]

You'll have to bear with me, because this entire reply is purely hypothetical and there is no way in hell that Chris is capable of making the sacrifices or putting in the work necessary to make this work. So bring on the optimistic ratings faggots.

Hypothetically speaking Chris could market himself not for his art but as a professional victim.

If he took the services of a PR rep and started doing interviews with actual media companies, reputable blogs, maybe a short film on Vice's YouTube marketing himself as the most trolled and bullied person in the history of the internet he could definitely make a living as a professional victim a la Brianna Wu. This is of course ignoring the fact that he would never waste any money hiring someone to get his name out there and handling his public image, and even if he did he would outright ignore their advice on how to handle himself online. Furthermore assuming he did all of the above by some miracle the amount of weens he had to deal with would skyrocket. But it's possible, yet impossible.

Watch those two give TedEx talks together? Speak on capital hill on the dangers of cyberbullying?

Wu and Chan.

Sounds like a 70s Shaw Brothers Kung fu movie. Fuck it, I'm in.

 

[Quijibo69]

Isn't this the phone that was about to shit the bed? And is that Magi-chan on the lock-screen?

Yes and yes. It also sounds like he bought a new phone with the internet dollars. I bet it's another 1,000 dollar iphone.

 

[James Howlett]

Isn't this the phone that was about to shit the bed? And is that Magi-chan on the lock-screen?

Ha, this is actually a great "typical Chris" moment. I don't think it was even 3 weeks ago he was asking for money for a new phone, then he just broadcasts that he got a ***FREE*** upgrade anyway.

 

[Mason Verger]

Well, I hope he's got a car charger for that phone..

 

[Pickle Inspector]

You'll have to bear with me, because this entire reply is purely hypothetical and there is no way in hell that Chris is capable of making the sacrifices or putting in the work necessary to make this work. So bring on the optimistic ratings faggots.

Hypothetically speaking Chris could market himself not for his art but as a professional victim.

If he took the services of a PR rep and started doing interviews with actual media companies, reputable blogs, maybe a short film on Vice's YouTube marketing himself as the most trolled and bullied person in the history of the internet he could definitely make a living as a professional victim a la Brianna Wu. This is of course ignoring the fact that he would never waste any money hiring someone to get his name out there and handling his public image, and even if he did he would outright ignore their advice on how to handle himself online. Furthermore assuming he did all of the above by some miracle the amount of weens he had to deal with would skyrocket. But it's possible, yet impossible.

I don’t think Chris is quick witted enough to deal with professional level interviewers if they turned hostile, plus he’s done and said a lot of questionable things in the past that might put off anyone wanting to associate themselves with him, even if Chris claims to be a changed person.

 

[Chopinpiano]

Look at those man hands.

Also, $350 for a used iPhone 6s is way too much. You can get a new one for the same price. He'd be lucky to get $180 for it. But with weens, some shit head wants to touch a iphone covered with his jizz.

 

[Mason Verger]

Look at those man hands.

Also, $350 for a used iPhone 6s is way too much. You can get a new one for the same price. He'd be lucky to get $180 for it. But with weens, some shit head wants to touch a iphone covered with his jizz.

Well it's malfunctioning too, soooo.. That's like an extra feature.