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Pyro making himself look like an unstable lunatic with anger issues again. Uh oooh, seems like someone forgot to take their meds.

Asmon did a reaction to Pyro's latest meltdown over YOU GUESSED IT, the Lala highchair. Let's watch a retarded westnerner making something that isn't that serious into something really wierd.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq9Pvt5CPvA
I was just watching this, how does this fucking retard have an audience. All he does is throw tantrums and look like a complete idiot, I would have divorced him ages ago if I was his wife.
 
I was just watching this, how does this fucking retard have an audience. All he does is throw tantrums and look like a complete idiot, I would have divorced him ages ago if I was his wife.
That pretty much answers your question, people realized he was an unstable nutter and treat him like a zoo animal or something
 
I was just watching this, how does this fucking retard have an audience. All he does is throw tantrums and look like a complete idiot, I would have divorced him ages ago if I was his wife.
Can't speak for his audience, as for his wife... she probably runs his life. He seems to share a phenotype with another popular person with an overbearing woman.
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Here's Xeem's reaction to Pyro being a fucking git.


An hour long of content lmao

TL;DR: Xeems laughs and memes on this dickhead the entire time.
 
To be fair, the Ronso were also implemented in the laziest way imaginable. They are effectively male Roegadyn with cat heads. It's never complained about because the people who wanted them are disgusting gay bear furfags who haven't played a single Final Fantasy game.

The Ronso of Final Fantasy X are slimmer and have those weird feet (the word escapes me at the moment but I recall people bitched about Khajiit and Argonians not having them in Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion).

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I honestly didnt mind the implementation of Viera as someone who loves the Ivalice games. What bothered me is how they were just thrust into The Source. It is clear that Viera were meant to be exclusive to The First. For some reason, we're all just supposed to be ok with Viera existing in The Source. Same with Seeq and Bangaa. Are they not also Hydaelyn's children? The sky is the limit when you bitch enough, except when making scholar a better job don't @ me.
The word is digitigrade btw.
 
Elezen is the patrician's choice, mostly because it feels like almost nobody plays Elezen.
Funny thing is during a dungeon some months back I had someone comment on my Elezen and how good they looked. Cracked me up that they said that there are many people who have fucked up looking Elezen. Duskwights have very few good options, and the ugliest ones always have some special snowflake trait like different colored eyes or weird skintone/hair color that clash, but that is universal really.
 
Ew, basic bitch. How dare you play as a HUMAN?
Ive never been able to connect that well with an MMO player character if they are not human.
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Imagine looking at Derplander and thinking "yeah this is who I am". Have some self-respect, nigger. Fuck's sake.
Its perfectly fine if you give em white hair and pretend the scions are albano supremacists. Up until recently every fucking one of them had white hair and it was hilarious.



Reminder. If you wish to leave the north American hellscape. The euro servers are happy to accept refugees.
 
I hate that the term 'privileged' has been corrupted into 'anyone who is white', because Pyro is the fucking epitome of an out of touch, delusional privileged little child.

He 'experienced' racism by going to a school that had minorities. I'm not sure he fucking realizes just how awful that sounds to the crowd he's trying to appeal to, lmao.

Like, if the most relatable thing you've personally experienced with racial injustice in America is a fucking video game high chair, you've led a pretty sweet life.

What an utter pisshead.
 
Teehee.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDrpgdB_8rE
Comments are turned off if that's any indication that he's afraid of pushback.
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Not just comments, dislikes too, a feature you need either a third party tool or to be the owner of the channel to see.

You know this dude is such a fragile little princess he can't even tolerate seeing that red bar as he furiously refreshes his creator page that only *he* can see.
 
I have a Nostradamus prediction going forward for the next five to six years if this game is still active in that time. Here's what I think will happen to the "big name" content creators within the FFXIV community and how they will end up:

Will probably be ousted as a groomer and a pedophile. Transgender "son" will come out and say that Rin touched him inappropriately many times. I don't know if Rin will face jail time for this future transgression, but I'm holding out that he will probably be arrested for potential grooming. Why am I predicting this? The guy gives me pedophilic vibes and the transgender son controversy feels incredibly suspect. His identification with Asexuality may be an indication of either boredom with traditional sex or something possibly sinister. Something about this guy is striking me as sexually degenerate.

JoKitty: Will go through a transgender arc. Will start calling himself Joana kitty or something and begin taking HRT and cataloging his journey on twitter. Why am I making this prediction? He's been obsessing about girls and been throwing a bow on his catboy OC and wearing dresses on stream. There is no way he will not end up as a tranny going forward. I don't know if it will kill his channel, but this is what I'm expecting from him in the next five years.

ZeplaHQ: Will probably go through a "red pill" arc in the future and become a thot to the republican establishment. Might at the very least become a terf and will tell trannies to kill themselves on twitter. Why am I making this prediction? She's clearly been burned by the tranny war that occurred with Hogwarts Legacy, considering how emboldened they've become over the years with people bending to their will before the Hogwarts Legacy drama, I think the tranny stigma will get worse and Zepla will ride it and probably grow her channel further as a result. Idk where she'll be at or if she'll still be playing FFXIV, but I think she's going to have a TERF arc.

Shenpai: She'll be canceled on twitter due to controversy in a similar fashion to Creepshow Art. She'll have something leak about her where she's actually a bully sociopath who makes fun of people and friends off stream on a obscure website like Lolcow.net or a discord channel. Why am I making this prediction? It's been alleged in the past that she employed bullying tactics to make people do what she wanted in the past before she got popular as a streamer. And, just from a cursory glance, she really comes off as kind of a bitch when nobody's looking.

Kougaon: I think he'll just get bored of content creation and find a career and a decent paying job. Where at? I don't know.

Cole Evyx: Likely will retire.

Xenosyx: Likely will become FFXIV's Keemstar incarnate or another Keemstar incarnate in general only more under a more left leaning perspective. Why am I making this prediction? Because his statistics seem to trend more favorably to videos where he's either taking the piss out of a fellow content creator or people bitching about the game for stupid reasons. I think this will definitely grow his channel going forward.

Pyromancer: I'm honestly expecting a suicide arc or a Lowtax arc. I think he'll be arrested and sued for domestic abuse and he'll kill himself potentially because of child support payments (they attempted to have a kid before, so they might try for one again) gutting his savings or he'll do it because the stigma from being ousted as a wife beater will be too much for him to handle. Why am I making this prediction? The dude is just fucking unhinged. Just the slightest transgression against him causes him to fly off his handle. If this is how he acts towards his audience, there is no doubt in my mind that his marriage is probably bearing the same fucking turbulence.

Pint: Again, like JoKitty, he will likely troon out.
 
I just play Lalafell because small midget visuals to juxtapose the setting. People who take an elevated chair for said race as insulting really take a video game way too seriously. (Should have honestly just doubled down and designed a ladder/steps on the sides of said chair.)

And @Dave. I'm fairly confident given how this game's playerbase is still huge despite a decent chunk being ERP-ing coomerbrains that it'll still be active for a good couple years, even if the usual structure of expansions and subsequent patch updates tent to follow a flowchart these days. However yeah FF XIV in terms of content creation is just boring in my eyes and the real juicy bits tend to be with drama from the degenerate community or elitist tryhard raiders so it comes as no surprise to me that a good chunk of the more well known folks specialized in this game are starting to crack.

JoCat just from first impression of his existence from 2 weeks ago with that TOP carry/troon propaganda schtick and that bow on his catboi avatar definitely strikes me as either feminine gay putting that girls song out to put up a facade or a troon in the making to justify his degeneracy because no single self-respecting actual straight man presents himself like that unironically.

I welcome Zepla going red-pilled and going for a TERF period, because I've seen very little of her but judging from these thumbnails, yeah it'd be way more interesting than trying to appeal to the coomerbrain base.
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Dunno who the hell Shenpai is and something tells me I shouldn't try to find out either. Wild guessing some kind of artist or gamer gurl with massive GOTIS.

Cole Evyx? Tries to cloutchase and pump out FFXIV content so badly but dude has no charm or chill with this game and has a massive victim complex. Likely will retire and it's for the better if he does.

I wanna see Xenosys evolve further into becoming the ginger bald version of Keemstar, Xenostar I liked his roasting of Pyromancer being a good showcase of him becoming a good drama news highlighter but I will give props to Xeno for still being fairly decent and knowing when to dial it back. One of the few FF XIV content creators who still strive favorably.

Pyromancer should just fucking stop while he still has a chance. Dude strikes me as the stereotypical no-lifer who blows his gasket at any given chance and never seriously took anger management lessons. Didn't even know he had a wife and if she puts up with his temper tantrums in private and didn't confront him once on-stream to tell him off, yeah she's definitely up to something or he's abusing her. No way someone with that kind of attitude has a stable marriage.
 
I hate that the term 'privileged' has been corrupted into 'anyone who is white', because Pyro is the fucking epitome of an out of touch, delusional privileged little child.

He 'experienced' racism by going to a school that had minorities. I'm not sure he fucking realizes just how awful that sounds to the crowd he's trying to appeal to, lmao.

Like, if the most relatable thing you've personally experienced with racial injustice in America is a fucking video game high chair, you've led a pretty sweet life.

What an utter pisshead.
I once had an argument with someone, who is white, who realized something to the effect of "Why aren't their groups for 'normal people'?" when trying to find some mental health counselor who'd take their health insurance and they kept finding things like "Latino Support Network" or "Jewish Guidance Organization" or some shit like that.

I kind of laughed and said something to the effect of "Because you got white privilege you don't need those things." to take a jab because they believe in all that shit. They then responded with some nonsense hypothesis about how slavery is the reason white people have anything and that all rich people are not actually smart or did anything for their money, but that they got what they got from enslaving black people hundreds of years ago. Yes even the ones today stole from blackey, somehow.

People are fucking brainwashed and are both racist and anti-racist at the same time in their attempts to be "good white people" just like Pyro.

Those "credentials" he gave to qualify as an expert on racism was the funniest shit I've seen in a bit. "I went to a school with Latinos and Native Americans, I'm so culturally enriched and aware of racism in all forms as a white boy!" is probably even worse then the "Some of my best friends are black!" defense that tends to get thrown around and mocked by these same types of people.

Pyro's sperging never gets old I swear, I almost wish I watched his schizo-filled predictions playthrough of the MSQ, but then I'd have to sit through an hour of him doing fucking nothing until he tries to open his third eye to predict the plot being related to Allagans somehow. I still can't fathom how he misunderstood what Ardbert was, that requires a very special level of illiteracy given how on the nose it is about everything related to him by the end.

Also @Dave. what do you predict for Mrhappy given that his wife/girlfriend (I forget which) is about to leave his life for some reason, or is he too boring for you to predict anything?
 
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Also @Dave. what do you predict for Mrhappy given that his wife/girlfriend (I forget which) is about to leave his life for some reason, or is he too boring for you to predict anything?
Given that I forgot to mention him, yeah he's way too boring to predict. Honestly, I'm expecting him to retire out of depression or burnout. I don't see him doing anything crazy or out of the ordinary.
 
I don't think Rin will be outed as an incestuous pedophile. I do think that he'll be outed as a sex-pest pedo, creeping on underaged girls in discords (because he likes girls, y'see.) I don't pay a ton of attention to him because if I wanted to deal with effete twinks I'd go to a gay bar, where they're generally nicely segregated.

Zepla's just gonna continue to get frumpier and frumpier and her metamorphosis into a senile cat lady will be so gradual, no one will really realize what's happened. Granted, she's like 95% of the way there, but this whole dressing like a 12 year old arc is like a midlife crisis or something with her, lmao.

Pyro is like gonna get divorced and become some sort of weird misogynist incel. I cannot wait for him to start ranting about 'that bitch' (his wife) when she inevitably has enough of his shit and clues in to the fact that maaaaaaybe taking a page out of the Spoony playbook and committing yourself to a major financial decision (no, not the wife, the house) when you're a fucking 2-bit streamer is a dumb as fuck idea. She's gonna get tired of his tantrums and/or want someone who can provide for her and is gonna peace out. His tirade will be great because he's the type of lolcow who cannot shut up and absolutely has to get the last word in.
 
Given that I forgot to mention him, yeah he's way too boring to predict. Honestly, I'm expecting him to retire out of depression or burnout. I don't see him doing anything crazy or out of the ordinary.
Happy's another one I can't understand how he got an audience. He's not charismatic, his content is just reading patch notes, and when he tries to make a guide, it's just him rambling over unedited footage of his failures, including such absolute gems as 'don't do what i'm showing you, do what I'm telling you.'

Pyro at least made his audience in WoW, where the average player has about the same amount of brain-power as a loaf of bread that's been left out too long.
 
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