Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

Party finder groups are okay for extreme trials and maybe the first and second savage bosses. It's when you get to the latter floors that require more mechanical complexity that it becomes a problem.
This. You can usually hack it with randoms if you're doing an encounter that has 90% "stand here 100% of the time to solve the mechanic". Once you start getting things like "the healers do X for the first variation of this phase, but Y for variation 2, but you have to mirror your positioning if the boss doesn't raise his hand", party finder has already been overloaded with the number of things they can keep straight at once. Plus it's easier with people you've been playing with for years and you know what Cole does when he panics.
 
This. You can usually hack it with randoms if you're doing an encounter that has 90% "stand here 100% of the time to solve the mechanic". Once you start getting things like "the healers do X for the first variation of this phase, but Y for variation 2, but you have to mirror your positioning if the boss doesn't raise his hand", party finder has already been overloaded with the number of things they can keep straight at once. Plus it's easier with people you've been playing with for years and you know what Cole does when he panics.
Internet celebrities, content sellers and a handful of players have a far different experience from most players. They all tend to have access to high quality players or play with the same people. In the case of content sellers, selling content is how they make a living. Nonetheless, as prices for clears for content like The Epic Alexander has reached sub 200 dollars, multiple content sellers have been looking to move on to get an actual job. None of these players have to expend the amount of effort to find players to raid with the average player has to in order to clear the raid tier.

Then you got issue with parsing. Historically parsing has done very little but introduce conflict in my groups. Players in some communities argued recently that +95 percentile on fflogs is "average", and some deranged statements about how people parsing blue are bad at the game because pulling your own weight makes you a retard. Parsing autism has reached peak critical. Even the owner of fflogs seems to be sick of his own discord server:


Many users complained endlessly about how fflogs isn't fair because some players get their raid weapon early which gives them an unfair advantage in parsing. The owner started holding multiple polls, including about whether or not parses should be reset on week 8 because that's when sweaty people tend to have their raid weapon/best in slot, most of the users using the site voted that they wanted none of it. From the looks of it, it resulted in crying about how the poll is wrong:

 
Parse autism has gotten so bad that I wouldn't be surprised if they remove the log being dumped to a text file in order to make ACT fully against the ToS (since it would have to scrape client memory). You know things are dire when like half the raidniggers on youtube are constantly having to tell their viewers to not read too much into fflogs above certain percentiles etc.
 
I run a parser myself, and I don't pay too much attention to FFlogs rankings. I've purple and orange parsed for my class before, but you get a lot of variation from food, gear, pulling bullshit with autistic buff window alignment with your party, and a whole bunch of stuff that you don't really get anything out of other than slightly higher numbers. If you really want to hop on the parsers-as-self-improvement tool train, just have a basic understanding of how your class rotation works (no Blizzard Wizards here) and keep an eye on your active time stat. If you're keeping your GCD rolling more than 95% of the time, you're several orders of magnitude more skilled than most of the playerbase.
 
I forgot this thread was a thing. What a weird ending to it all, eh? And what a waste of a rarely seen primal, sticking it at the end of a dungeon like that.
Yeah, I've always viewed that as a great way to ruin the game for yourself and everyone around you. It can be really fun to just try and out-dps/heal a friend or something in more healthy sorts of competition, but parsing is almost never used like that. Not to mention it can be vastly over-valued outside of the very specific fights where it may matter. Granted, I'm assuming a group of raiders lacking any complete dough-brains failing at their role.
 
Parse autism has gotten so bad that I wouldn't be surprised if they remove the log being dumped to a text file in order to make ACT fully against the ToS (since it would have to scrape client memory). You know things are dire when like half the raidniggers on youtube are constantly having to tell their viewers to not read too much into fflogs above certain percentiles etc.
it should only log your own DPS, the main issue that it's a tool that gets abused by actual tools (lel). personal log still let you use ACT as intended so you can improve yourself, but at the same time will stop people going MUH DEEEPS in dungeons and raids, unless everyone is willing to uploads their logs too, which most won't.
 
it should only log your own DPS, the main issue that it's a tool that gets abused by actual tools (lel). personal log still let you use ACT as intended so you can improve yourself, but at the same time will stop people going MUH DEEEPS in dungeons and raids, unless everyone is willing to uploads their logs too, which most won't.
This does nothing because parse fags will just try to strong arm you into showing your logs, because if they're good you probably won't want to just hide them and if they suck then you would and they don't want you.

A "Personal in-game parser" won't stay personal for long no matter what, everyone will just ask for logs on discord or whatever. This fixes the random casuals that he get thrown on FFlogs by coincidence of some sweaty uploading a parse of some 24 man for no reason, but for the sake of PFing hard content it'll be the same shit especially for static recruitment.
 
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Ayo kang, what do you decree?
 
Muh parsies, raidtrannies, and general faggotry are why if I were to try my hand at raiding, I'd want to do it with folks that I could just view it as shooting the breeze with. Some drinks and a hangout session among chill-enough friends, people who all generally get along and talk like mature-enough human beings. Get in discord, go over the strats again, and just try and clear. No particular parse-obsession, since the main draw would more be hanging out in a discord server cracking wise than pumping your numbers on a website where no-one at all gives one iota of a shit about the barest fleck of your existence.

I remember the last time I found something like that, it was Wrath. The effort it would take to find a group of people like that within the scope of FF14 itself is astronomical, so you'd at this point have to know them from somewhere else. I genuinely just don't think it's possible with modern MMO design, honestly. Even without the ToS shit, there's just so little incentive for people to communicate, you'll almost never really run the opportunity to just meet someone, click, and become internet buds.
 
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Ayo kang, what do you decree?
Where is the Egyptian moogle? Are you one of those white boys that thinks that Egyptian Pharaohs weren't black? smh white boys be taking all our 'istory. Pharaoh Floyd himself came from a long line of Pharaohs such as Tutankhamun and Anubis.
 
Where is the Egyptian moogle? Are you one of those white boys that thinks that Egyptian Pharaohs weren't black? smh white boys be taking all our 'istory. Pharaoh Floyd himself came from a long line of Pharaohs such as Tutankhamun and Anubis.
Times like this, I suddenly wish the Farms had a rating for "DAS RITE". 🦍
 
These niggas were mentally ill, they'd sit on a bench in that mediterranean looking city and just talk shit 15 hours a day. They would literally freak the fuck out that someone was on "their bench". They even had Instagram accounts for their chars and posted fucking selfies and shit. Their general behavior was similar to tranny subcultures you see online today, narcissistic and weird.
I think I know the FC. Was this on Ultros?
 
90% of all FCs in this game are autistic and mentally ill drama magnets.
 
I appreciate that those wings you can get from the Gold Saucer are a nice indicator of 'do not approach, ever.'

Thoughtful of the devs to let those wingnuts flag themselves voluntarily.
 
This does nothing because parse fags will just try to strong arm you into showing your logs, because if they're good you probably won't want to just hide them and if they suck then you would and they don't want you.

A "Personal in-game parser" won't stay personal for long no matter what, everyone will just ask for logs on discord or whatever. This fixes the random casuals that he get thrown on FFlogs by coincidence of some sweaty uploading a parse of some 24 man for no reason, but for the sake of PFing hard content it'll be the same shit especially for static recruitment.
no one's gonna bother with in random dungeons, and anyone wanting to sperg about out would be kicked and replaced because it's simply faster.
raids are usually premade in some form anyway, parses or not you'll always have sweatlords and retards. without logs they just gonna watch how fast you can burn a specific mob down, same way people did it before parses and where they are not available.

Muh parsies, raidtrannies, and general faggotry are why if I were to try my hand at raiding, I'd want to do it with folks that I could just view it as shooting the breeze with. Some drinks and a hangout session among chill-enough friends, people who all generally get along and talk like mature-enough human beings. Get in discord, go over the strats again, and just try and clear. No particular parse-obsession, since the main draw would more be hanging out in a discord server cracking wise than pumping your numbers on a website where no-one at all gives one iota of a shit about the barest fleck of your existence.

I remember the last time I found something like that, it was Wrath. The effort it would take to find a group of people like that within the scope of FF14 itself is astronomical, so you'd at this point have to know them from somewhere else. I genuinely just don't think it's possible with modern MMO design, honestly. Even without the ToS shit, there's just so little incentive for people to communicate, you'll almost never really run the opportunity to just meet someone, click, and become internet buds.
I can guarantee you it's not, it's just harder to find since usually those people don't advertise it a lot. faggottry always existed and always will, since a lot of people are faggots, but that doesn't mean everyone is one. of course the game also influences what type of player you get, but even in ff14 you can still talk to people, and even if 9 out of 10 ignore you that one guy might know someone else who think you're a good fit and then it goes from there.
 
no one's gonna bother with in random dungeons, and anyone wanting to sperg about out would be kicked and replaced because it's simply faster.
raids are usually premade in some form anyway, parses or not you'll always have sweatlords and retards. without logs they just gonna watch how fast you can burn a specific mob down, same way people did it before parses and where they are not available.
Then I fail to see what a personal parser does to solve the tryhard sweatlord autism that occupies the 8 man raid scene. Practically no one openly spergs in dungeons or 24 man raids in my experience, people get autistic in 8 man content which is where the problem is. The answer from what I can gather here is "It doesn't, that's just the way it is." unless I'm retarded and missing something with your argument for a personal parser being a solution.
 
I think I know the FC. Was this on Ultros?
This isn't unique to Ultros. We have those people on my server too. People form cliques and "claim" a bench in Limsa. Almost all of them are total losers outside of the game.

In one of the cliques, one guy worked retail, bragged about his futanari miqote ERP account on twitter and would whine to others about how lonely they were. In that same clique, one other guy would just get shitfaced every night because he wasn't happy with his life.

I'm echoing what Rich Evans said. It's difficult to make lasting bonds in this game with people that have their marbles in the right places.

I can guarantee you it's not, it's just harder to find since usually those people don't advertise it a lot. faggottry always existed and always will, since a lot of people are faggots, but that doesn't mean everyone is one. of course the game also influences what type of player you get, but even in ff14 you can still talk to people, and even if 9 out of 10 ignore you that one guy might know someone else who think you're a good fit and then it goes from there.
If you're talking static recruitment, that's rough. You need to be playing a job the group needs, fit the same hours, fit the group, have exactly 8 people etc... By the time you figure this shit out you'll be playing another game.

Even if I pulled 2-3 guys I knew who could raid at the same times as me, the extra people we recruited almost always ended up being the problem. We had a melee dps player in Eden's Gate who would throw fits over parsing. Full on screaming punching the wall type. That's something that's hard to discern by just talking or playing a bit.
Then I fail to see what a personal parser does to solve the tryhard sweatlord autism that occupies the 8 man raid scene. Practically no one openly spergs in dungeons or 24 man raids in my experience, people get autistic in 8 man content which is where the problem is. The answer from what I can gather here is "It doesn't, that's just the way it is." unless I'm retarded and missing something with your argument for a personal parser being a solution.
I posted about the fflogs drama shit. There was some more drama prior to that where the sweaty people wanted speedrunning to be the basic metric for fflogs because if you kill the boss the fastest, you're the most epic gamer.

Savage and ultimate is where they're going to sperg about it because it's the hardest content.

It's not just them showing off a kill time, they want parse website mandated recognition.
 
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I think some of the shipping is made worse (not that this is some awful thing on the writers part) by the fact that most of the main cast doesn't really have a love interest at all. At most Urianger had Moenbryda, but she's been dead forever now. So everybody is seen by the shippers as being "available" and it's a free-for-all in shipping characters. That's why it's so awful to them when Runar shows up - what if Y'shtola isn't available to be shipped anymore????? I wonder if a few characters having a girlfriend or boyfriend or will they/won't they or hahahahahaha of course these fucking weirdos don't care they just want to pretend their favorites are fucking
I never understand why anyone ships Thancred post Heavensward, the dude is effectively a dad with a recently dead daughter even worse post Shadowbringers and Endwalker. My mans would care more about creating a way to go to the first with Y'shtola so he can meet up with Ryne and go full dad mode more than what he's sticking his Gunblade into.
 
This isn't unique to Ultros.
I don't know why I'm surprised that bench hogging spergs exist in more then one Limsa.

The Ultros one was a weird highlight of the game for me. I remember seeing it in shout chat and going to see what the fuck was going on, and I guess someone posted on Reddit or twitter about the bench guy, because there was this massive crowd at that bench.
No idea who he pissed off but there was a massive group there screaming benchcon for like a solid week.
 

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As obnoxious as I find sweaty PARSE PURPLE OR DISBAND autists, I find near-equal levels of smug from the Forum Princess "EW GROSS you run a PARSER what are you a TRYHARD!? I play VIDEO GAMES for 8 hours a day as a hobby but I draw the line at the ability to actually see my numbers, only NERDS do that".
 
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