Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

[Dave.]

I am so tired of these fucking Ascians.
Remove Ascians.

I have had it with these motherfuckin' ascians in this motherfuckin' game!

 

[Ravana]

Had enough of this anti-ascian violence
#stopascianhate

 

[Disc]

I'm happy to stop the violence now.

I've already got my gwiber.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

What do you all think for the next expansion mount?
We already have horses, birds, dog/wolves and dragons.

 

[Ravana]

I want tigers

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Sloth mount that moves at 25% walking speed.

 

[Gravemind]

Sloth mount that moves at 25% walking speed.

We technically have that. Go buy Sleipnir off the cash shop and try only ever walking everywhere with it.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

We technically have that. Go buy Sleipnir off the cash shop and try only ever walking everywhere with it.

I didn't know how bad that was until I used Sleipnir in Eureka Pagos to walk past dragons and wondered why everyone zoomed past me.

 

[Shqueefa]

Next weapon fight is already an improvement using a better variation of the Ultima song. Was pretty sick of the rock verison that had the unfunny taco meme that won't die attached to it.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Can we have a giant snail mount that moves at 10% mount speed but instantly kills people it crawls over?

 

[Ravana]

Next weapon fight is already an improvement using a better variation of the Ultima song. Was pretty sick of the rock verison that had the unfunny taco meme that won't die attached to it.

The trailer has some kind of variant of it at the end. I hope that they don't use the meme song either.

 

[Disc]

What do you all think for the next expansion mount?
We already have horses, birds, dog/wolves and dragons.

Maybe something space themed or angel themed? Like that jellyfish model.

Can we have a giant snail mount that moves at 10% mount speed but instantly kills people it crawls over?

I can already envision now, the phalanx of fuck you snails in a defensive position around every quest objective

 

[Dopey Cunt]

What do you all think for the next expansion mount?
We already have horses, birds, dog/wolves and dragons.

We might get fish.

Space fish.

 

[Ravana]

Preliminary patch notes are here!

 

[M3xus]

Can't say I'm surprised we got those hairstyles, considering we got most of the YorHa gear.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

Oh noooo.

Now all the wannabe 2Bs and 9s players will be out in full force again.

I don't think I can take seeing every single person cosplaying as them.

 

[Pulpanator]

I don't think I can take seeing every single person cosplaying as them.

I can hear the fat sausage fingers, typing at 4000 wpm ERP messages.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

I'm sorry I was too busy building an ark, I've heard that a flood of viera tears would come.

 

[Zaryiu2]

What server are you guys on?

 

[Dopey Cunt]

What server are you guys on?

We're scattered about.

I'm on Balmung.

...yes, I know.