Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

Even if you want to kick someone you often can't because running past all those enemies keeps them aggroed keeping you in battle too.
 
Slightly out of topic, but i remember a BRD shitter who was wierdly assblasted he got Castrum instead of Prae because of "exp is better" and baited people to kick him and DCed right at the start

He returns, stays at spawn and nobody requests a kick till Livia and he is yeeted


Really fucking autsitic and bizzare, fella had a lvl 74 or so BRD and literally every other job maxed
 
Slightly out of topic, but i remember a BRD shitter who was wierdly assblasted he got Castrum instead of Prae because of "exp is better" and baited people to kick him and DCed right at the start

He returns, stays at spawn and nobody requests a kick till Livia and he is yeeted


Really fucking autsitic and bizzare, fella had a lvl 74 or so BRD and literally every other job maxed
I've met a good number of people who will just eat a 30 minute timer if they don't get Prae, leveling a job or not. I'd rather get Prae because its almost wholly time spent watching something while waiting for Gaius to finish his umpteenth Atheist rant.
 
Slightly out of topic, but i remember a BRD shitter who was wierdly assblasted he got Castrum instead of Prae because of "exp is better" and baited people to kick him and DCed right at the start

He returns, stays at spawn and nobody requests a kick till Livia and he is yeeted


Really fucking autsitic and bizzare, fella had a lvl 74 or so BRD and literally every other job maxed
Castrum is still an almost equivalent, metric fuckload of XP and a faster run overall compared to Prae.

While I'm not too terribly surprised at this story, it once again makes me think that XIV attracts the strangest sort of fringe case spergs.
 
Currently level 76 scholar. So basically, fey union never makes sense? Because other than autistically trying to blow faerie gauge to keep from overcapping I can't find a way to work it in. Even dissipation finds itself in my rotation occasionally.
Unfortunately no, Union never makes sense the way it should. And 99% of the time your fae gauge will be capped, w/ Fey Blessing on cd, and there's not much you can do about it.
Tbh most of the kit never makes sense and feels like it's counteracting some other part of the kit. Aside from the outright bugs stemming from the shit pet AI, that's the biggest issue with the job: It isn't cohesive at all. It isn't bad numbers-wise. It's just so poorly designed.
That's why it's so frustrating to hear SE say "there's nothing we could do", after reworking smn for no reason at all.
 
Unfortunately no, Union never makes sense the way it should. And 99% of the time your fae gauge will be capped, w/ Fey Blessing on cd, and there's not much you can do about it.
Tbh most of the kit never makes sense and feels like it's counteracting some other part of the kit. Aside from the outright bugs stemming from the shit pet AI, that's the biggest issue with the job: It isn't cohesive at all. It isn't bad numbers-wise. It's just so poorly designed.
That's why it's so frustrating to hear SE say "there's nothing we could do", after reworking smn for no reason at all.
Fey Union used to make sense in Stormblood when it was the captsone ability, and healed far more than it does now.

As it is now, it's just a Fey Gauge sink and not even a very good one at that, because anything you ask the fairy to do breaks it.
 
I discovered orbonne monastery. In related news I took my first desertion penalty and will do so every time it comes up in alliance roulette. Hand me my top hat because this is literally the angriest I've been on the internet.
Okay, which boss were you/the party too dumb to understand?
 
I discovered orbonne monastery. In related news I took my first desertion penalty and will do so every time it comes up in alliance roulette. Hand me my top hat because this is literally the angriest I've been on the internet.
You'll come to tolerate it when you get past 3rd grade math. Then you can just bitch about shitters not knowing math.
 
wierd, just had an ridorana (not orbonne, i had an an autism stroke) where the only hangup was Yiazmat's add sepratation phase, Alliance C's (my alliance, unfortunately) tank was an autistic sprout GNB that bundled up the adds and caused two wipes, he then DC=ed midway through the final attempt and we got it by pure miracle
 
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It's funny how Ivalice raids still filters out shitters till this day.

By contrast I haven't seen anyone have trouble with Nier raids. (Aside from the third Bunker boss who people seem to have a photographic menory of the bomb patterns).
 
You'll come to tolerate it when you get past 3rd grade math. Then you can just bitch about shitters not knowing math.
You're confusing Orbonne with Ridoran Lighthouse

EDIT: Thunder God Cid and it was me who is too dumb to understand it. So dumb that no one explained anything about it because it's so fucking obvious to anyone not as retarded to me according to the FC I joined.
 
It's funny how Ivalice raids still filters out shitters till this day.

By contrast I haven't seen anyone have trouble with Nier raids. (Aside from the third Bunker boss who people seem to have a photographic menory of the bomb patterns).
Not only does it do that but it's post nerf on nearly all of it to make it easier for people doing their weapon quests. I'm not terribly bothered by Orbonne anymore but that's because I'm just tired of doing Crystal Tower 4 out of 5 roulettes but yeah, you've gotta give explanations or be willing to boot idiots.
 
I never forgave Kern for Firefall. Never have, never will. I loved that game and he fucked it up. People can hold him up for vanilla WoW all they want, but to me his biggest achievment will always be how he killed Firefall before it even had the chance to shine.
RIP my beautiful Firecat. Gone but never forgotten.
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So basically Orbonne is a filter for shitty players and that's why no one will explain how it works? Seems random but okay.
Only the 3rd boss has anything with any depth, the rest have some quirky stuff (like picking up the shield or sword in the 2nd boss, or the snipe mechanic in the 1st one) but are otherwise just "pay the fuck attention". And most mouth breathers aren't going to pay attention to enough instructions to understand the 3rd boss and will just seek to bitch in chat about how the boss is unfair because it killed them (thunder god especially invokes this).

I just tried to explain the 3rd boss of Weeping City for about 4 wipes the other day, I literally said what to do like "when you see dice DON'T DO ANYTHING" and the tank just decided to keep doing his shitty rotation or side stepping around for no reason and my co healer also didn't get it and kept spamming stone 3 while I'm healing for them. People are retarded in 24 mans and newer players were probably too babied by CT being such a colossal faceroll.

Orbonne is awesome, will get thunder REKTED again Tactics/10
 
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