Favorite Pornos

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House of Detention is the King Lear of gay porn.
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Heh, I have never been that into pornography. Watched a few Showtime late nighters when I was 17, but they seemed too careful with the content
 
Tara Tainton
Kayla Jane Danger
Goddess Tierra
There's more but those are the 3 on the top of my head, I'll edit as I think of more.
 
A friend somehow got a huge plastic bin of porn DVDs with all sorts of bizarre titles. My favorite was "HELP! There's a BLACK MAN in my WIFE'S ASS!" Capitalized just like that too.

In high school I bought a DVD player from a guy and it had a porn DVD in it. Was pretty lame but one scene really stood out.

Starts off with a tubby dude with a bowl cut and big chrome sunglasses talking on the phone. He's doing a goofy Elvis impression. He's ordering a hooker. He rambles on about how his name is in fact "The King" because he had it legally changed, that he does an Elvis show, and he'll send a ticket back with the girl.

Cut to The King "interviewing" the girl outside at a patio table. Reading her ad from a newspaper, he proceeds to say, conpletely straight faced, in his ridiculous Elvis voice:

"Southern Belle delivers teen pussy...

So what exactly am I gonna get here?

Alabama Slamma?

A lil' Mississippi Titty?

Lil' Nashville Pussy?

Georgia Peach?

Some Carolina Vagina?

Aaaaalrighty then, lemme get a lil' preview baby uuuuh-huh!"

They then proceed to do their scene, and the guy never breaks character or removes his sunglasses.

Art.
 
I would have to say The Devil in Miss Jones. Mainly because it is the only straight up porn I have ever seen where I can unironically say that the acting is great.
 
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