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Traci Lords filmography
Nazi vegeta
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lesbian Za warudo porn
theres also regular, for people who dont mind dicks in their porn
theres also regular, for people who dont mind dicks in their porn
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1 dog 1 vet
Orkeosaurus
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- 18 de Jul, 2016
House of Detention is the King Lear of gay porn.
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- 27 de Mayo, 2013
Heh, I have never been that into pornography. Watched a few Showtime late nighters when I was 17, but they seemed too careful with the content
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- 27 de Sep, 2014
Literally every single one ever made
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- 14 de Dic, 2017
None, for my life is already the greatest porno ever made!
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
The video of the night you were conceived.
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A friend somehow got a huge plastic bin of porn DVDs with all sorts of bizarre titles. My favorite was "HELP! There's a BLACK MAN in my WIFE'S ASS!" Capitalized just like that too.
In high school I bought a DVD player from a guy and it had a porn DVD in it. Was pretty lame but one scene really stood out.
Starts off with a tubby dude with a bowl cut and big chrome sunglasses talking on the phone. He's doing a goofy Elvis impression. He's ordering a hooker. He rambles on about how his name is in fact "The King" because he had it legally changed, that he does an Elvis show, and he'll send a ticket back with the girl.
Cut to The King "interviewing" the girl outside at a patio table. Reading her ad from a newspaper, he proceeds to say, conpletely straight faced, in his ridiculous Elvis voice:
"Southern Belle delivers teen pussy...
So what exactly am I gonna get here?
Alabama Slamma?
A lil' Mississippi Titty?
Lil' Nashville Pussy?
Georgia Peach?
Some Carolina Vagina?
Aaaaalrighty then, lemme get a lil' preview baby uuuuh-huh!"
They then proceed to do their scene, and the guy never breaks character or removes his sunglasses.
Art.
In high school I bought a DVD player from a guy and it had a porn DVD in it. Was pretty lame but one scene really stood out.
Starts off with a tubby dude with a bowl cut and big chrome sunglasses talking on the phone. He's doing a goofy Elvis impression. He's ordering a hooker. He rambles on about how his name is in fact "The King" because he had it legally changed, that he does an Elvis show, and he'll send a ticket back with the girl.
Cut to The King "interviewing" the girl outside at a patio table. Reading her ad from a newspaper, he proceeds to say, conpletely straight faced, in his ridiculous Elvis voice:
"Southern Belle delivers teen pussy...
So what exactly am I gonna get here?
Alabama Slamma?
A lil' Mississippi Titty?
Lil' Nashville Pussy?
Georgia Peach?
Some Carolina Vagina?
Aaaaalrighty then, lemme get a lil' preview baby uuuuh-huh!"
They then proceed to do their scene, and the guy never breaks character or removes his sunglasses.
Art.
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So, you like CP?
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- 27 de Sep, 2014
Every single one ever made featuring only consenting adults*
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- 27 de Dic, 2015
That's not porn, that's a documentary on the day in the life of a verified Twitter user.
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I wished there was a saved rating.
Anyway my favourite porno is 9/11 footage played backwards.
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I would have to say The Devil in Miss Jones. Mainly because it is the only straight up porn I have ever seen where I can unironically say that the acting is great.
