Favorite meat/cheese/bread?

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Oscar Mayer bologna, Kraft singles, and Wonder bread
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Meats: beef (preferably tri-tip), chicken (wings, tenders, breast cutlets), and pork (shredded, baby back ribs, ham). Processed meats include stuff like pepperoni, prosciutto, and salami.

Cheese: cheddar, parmesan (includes the real deal from Italy, parmesan-like imitations made elsewhere, and the fake stuff by Kraft), most mozzarella varieties (brined, low moisture, whole milk, part skim, smoked, marinated, covered in Italian herbs, etc) except for burrata, provolone, gouda (regular or smoked, I’m also a big fan of Boar’s Head’s chipotle gouda), Colby Jack (Boar’s Head has a nice 3-pepper Colby Jack that’s really good), and most blue cheeses. I’m also a fan of Sartori Cheese’s BellaVitano cheese (their site describes its flavor profile as being a combination of parmesan and cheddar), especially their black pepper BellaVitano and their Italian herb BellaVitano.

Bread: I prefer sourdough as an all-purpose bread unless it’s for a sweet dish (I go for brioche when it comes to stuff like French toast) but if I’m trying to mimic a sub sandwich I go for the french bread, bolillo rolls, or telera rolls you can find in supermarket bakeries.
 
If they are the only ingredients allowed then

Mozzarella. Parma ham. Foccacia.

If I am allowed one minor indiscretion to switch cheese to butter.

Then jambo beurre every day of the week. Which is cooked cold ham, uncultured butter, baguette.
 
I'd have to say moose for meat and failing that a good rare prime rib, gorgonzola cheese and a 50/50 maslin rye and white sourdough bread made with a decent amount of lard to keep it light and fluffy and give it a nice crust
 
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