Fashion crimes against humanity - Stuff you should never have to see in public

Oh, I agree with you on everything. The swastika's my favorite, as well. That guy's clearly living his best life.
Edit: The fedora thing is honestly quite ironic considering the retarded shit I unfortunately said earlier.
I agree with you that this undercut:

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needs to stop. dudes, you look like a retarded paintbrush.
but this in inexplicably worse:
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You aren't Travis Fimmel. You aren't the cool ass viking man you think you are. Stop.
 
I agree with you that this undercut:

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needs to stop. dudes, you look like a retarded paintbrush.
but this in inexplicably worse:
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You aren't Travis Fimmel. You aren't the cool ass viking man you think you are. Stop.
Back in high school, both the faggots and the varsity kids had that hairstyle. I knew one edgelord with a Hitler Youth, but generally anyone with an outlandish, retarded hairstyle was who I avoided and it did wonders.
I'm utterly curious about how many of these fags still have the haircut, and I have a feeling that they've all already peaked regardless.
 
And ahegao/porn hoodies should be burned, and any degenerate caught wearing them in public ought to be gassed.
And get rid of the easiest to spot red flag in existence? Why?!? It’s great! You don’t even have to let them open their mouth and speak to know they’re a retarded coomer.
 
Whatever the hell is going on with this whole outfit. This is being marketed as ready-to-wear, but who in their right mind walks around looking like this?

My conclusion is that fashion in the UK this year is complete ass. H'n'M is circling the drain and it's kinda galling to see that the US website still sells fairly normal outfits by comparison :mad:

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Convinced this is just a promo photoshoot of Hansel for a 2022 reboot of Zoolander.
 
Whatever the hell is going on with this whole outfit. This is being marketed as ready-to-wear, but who in their right mind walks around looking like this?

My conclusion is that fashion in the UK this year is complete ass. H'n'M is circling the drain and it's kinda galling to see that the US website still sells fairly normal outfits by comparison :mad:

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This is the "Studio Collection". H&M does stuff like this occasionally to get attention (with the "studio collection" being a very limited run of outlandish pieces) and a lot of it is basically runway fashion - not wearable, just supposed to give you the vibe they're going for (kinda like a concept car).
In this case if you search their site, the top is not available, just the leggings. There's some more hideous clothes on there, but hideous in a very "zoomer aesthetic" way, and is presumably designed for Central St. Martin's students and people who go to ketamine fueled gay raves.
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I actually think it's starting to tip from Y2K to like... 2003/4? Here's some from their last studio collection:
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This is the "Studio Collection". H&M does stuff like this occasionally to get attention (with the "studio collection" being a very limited run of outlandish pieces) and a lot of it is basically runway fashion - not wearable, just supposed to give you the vibe they're going for (kinda like a concept car).
In this case if you search their site, the top is not available, just the leggings. There's some more hideous clothes on there, but hideous in a very "zoomer aesthetic" way, and is presumably designed for Central St. Martin's students and people who go to ketamine fueled gay raves.
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I actually think it's starting to tip from Y2K to like... 2003/4? Here's some from their last studio collection:
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Rejected Jojo stand user designs
 
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Huh! I didn't know that, thanks for the info! Showing it as a "concept" makes sense, I suppose. But I personally dislike the leggings as a standalone item anyway.

As for the other outfits you shared, just *sigh*

Sometimes it feels like they just gave a team of monkeys free rein to just pick clothes at random from the closet... And I hadn't thought about it beyond "current fashion is ugly as sin" but you are right, I could see that kind of people wear these!

I admit that I have an enormous fondness for flared trousers of any kind, but that's more because they were the fashion back during my formative years.

They can work sometimes for very specific body frames/combinations, but usually only when they are the "quirk" that stands out (imo).

HnM used to be one of my go-to shops about 10 years ago, but recently they have just fallen off a cliff design-wise. Their clothing is so overworked that they are mostly eyesores, everybody hates colours for some reason (its mostly pastels, greys, etc) and as far as I'm concerned having an "unusual" body profile isn't gonna cut it.

Current fashion makes me yearn for office wear and conservative clothes - they may be boring but they're classics!
 
Whatever the hell is going on with this whole outfit. This is being marketed as ready-to-wear, but who in their right mind walks around looking like this?

My conclusion is that fashion in the UK this year is complete ass. H'n'M is circling the drain and it's kinda galling to see that the US website still sells fairly normal outfits by comparison :mad:

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This is the "Studio Collection". H&M does stuff like this occasionally to get attention (with the "studio collection" being a very limited run of outlandish pieces) and a lot of it is basically runway fashion - not wearable, just supposed to give you the vibe they're going for (kinda like a concept car).
In this case if you search their site, the top is not available, just the leggings. There's some more hideous clothes on there, but hideous in a very "zoomer aesthetic" way, and is presumably designed for Central St. Martin's students and people who go to ketamine fueled gay raves.
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I actually think it's starting to tip from Y2K to like... 2003/4? Here's some from their last studio collection:
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This is largely a product of fast fashion and how import procurement largely works in apparel. It's not like H&M has designers on staff that conceived of this and went from designs to a manufacturing run. In all likelihood something like the leopard abomination was almost completely backwards compared to what you are thinking. Some vendor in Asia has however many hundred/thousand sets of leggings ready to go with a unique one-off piece for marketing material. They'll stick whoever's label on it and ship quickly for whomever decides to buy the whole lot. While we think of this as mass-market stuff in the developed world this is "making it" with your product in fast-fashion. TJ-Maxx/Ross/Generic stores are the bread and butter below these blue-chip retailers, and then you descend into ecommerce and eventually the kinds of abominations you'll see on places like AlieExpress.
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Some apparel/textile sperging- large, uninterrupted cuts of fabric are some of the most expensive components in clothing. There is a point where stitching together smaller pieces has diminishing returns, but pieces like the leggings above are great for minimizing losses from scrap pieces. If LingLing over at the factory can find a way to make something they can sell for any price compared to having to pay for recycling/disposal, they count that as a win. The ensemble looks like a henchman's uniform for some kind of Poacher-Supervillain, but as an individual piece it's not the worst use of animal print I've ever seen.
 
Because she's retarded so she actually think she's a fashion icon while everyone else is just attaching themselves to her to increase their optics in their upper class social circles
I love how you can tell who are the upper class people who don’t have to wear masks and then their pleb slave who better not think of removing their mask in their betters presence.
 
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