Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

[Jared]

Yikes, I was not expecting that. I mean I was expecting something bad, but that came out of left field. Gave it even more of an impact, poor Spunky.

 

[Jared]

Dunno what the etiquette for doubleposting is, but I've mean meaning to draw this for a while so

Spoiler: Jared can't draw hands

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Like many before me, I signed on to congratulate you on a beautiful and deeply creepy comic that has me hooked.

And, like some before me, I would like to see this in print.

Keep up the good, disturbing work.

 

[SuperSheep]

From what i can understand by reading this comic and Chris's holy bible that is Sonichu, Magi-chan is usually the one with the most power.

He can read minds and pull a "MiB" mind wipe (_Blank_), he has a 24/7 lookout on CWCVille and check for any Homos (Sonichu)
Use powers that only a "God-sue" can do and remove the self-insert from the Time Void (Sonichu again) and as this page shows,
brainwash the entirety of CWCVille into a Shamemob. What does Sonichu have by himself? Electricity and Super-speed.

I kind of get the idea that Sonichu, among other things, is a means to keep Magi-Chan in line. As Chris' enforcer, Sonichu has likely been granted boons (think Patty) that among other things, makes him immune to Magi-Chan's power, or at least the subtler manipulations of it. All that power is not going to help if the other guy can bypass your defences and rip your head off before you can blink.

 

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Wait a minute... is that guy between Sonichu's speech bubble and the "subhuman trash" one Sinestro? Because he totally has a Sinestro vibe about him.

That would be rapper DMX. Why? Because I was listening to DMX while working on this page. Not the best of resemblances I know, but as an excuse, the last few pages I've been working at my office desk with a clipboard.

And besides, why wouldn't DMX be there anyway? Someone has to teach children where the hood at and the importance of the letter X.

I really want this in print.

You know, people have been saying that a lot recently. I suppose I might have to look into what options I would have.

I'm a little worried about the "Hammer" reference because that's the name of someone in Chris' real life, and now Magi Chan is in charge of a slutshaming mob.

I'm not liking the implications...

Also in the comics as well... ah damn it... spilled plot everywhere... ah well... it'll be explained on Friday.

From what i can understand by reading this comic and Chris's holy bible that is Sonichu, Magi-chan is usually the one with the most power.

He can read minds and pull a "MiB" mind wipe (_Blank_), he has a 24/7 lookout on CWCVille and check for any Homos (Sonichu)
Use powers that only a "God-sue" can do and remove the self-insert from the Time Void (Sonichu again) and as this page shows,
brainwash the entirety of CWCVille into a Shamemob. What does Sonichu have by himself? Electricity and Super-speed.

While you CAN argue that ULTRA SONICHU is also one of his super powers, Chris has to be in Colossal Chan mode inorder to do so.
Wall of text mode off. Sorry. Anyway, Happy Christian Love Day.

I kind of get the idea that Sonichu, among other things, is a means to keep Magi-Chan in line. As Chris' enforcer, Sonichu has likely been granted boons (think Patty) that among other things, makes him immune to Magi-Chan's power, or at least the subtler manipulations of it. All that power is not going to help if the other guy can bypass your defences and rip your head off before you can blink.

Also, keep in mind, Sonichu is Chris' favorite son. He is the character that in Chris' eyes can do no wrong. He is the golden child. And Magi-Chan knows this for a fact. If he tried to stand up against Sonichu, he would also be having to confront Chris, the "Creator."

But... things do change...

Dunno what the etiquette for doubleposting is, but I've mean meaning to draw this for a while so

Spoiler: Jared can't draw hands

Kickasss, I got fanart. I'm gonna go call up Rob Liefield now and tell him he can go suck it.

Anyway, new page.

Favorite comment from my editor: "Holy shit that's a big rock." And no, it wasn't Sonichu that threw it. It was DMX.

And before anyone else points it out, yes, panel 4 I drew Sonichu holding out his left arm, but in Panel 5, it's Sonichu's right hand holding Spunky's face. I realized this when I was halfway done inking that panel. Sooooo... oops.

 

[LordCustos3]

sonichu activates maximum douche'tard mode

....aaaaaand theres the event horizon.

When (Real) Sonichu finally has his inevitable "Joffrey Choking on Wine" moment, I hope someone walks over to his corpse, pinches the sides of his mouth and goes "Duckface. Quack Quack."

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Man, Magi-chan most hate himself for being forced to do all this

 

[Warden Clawdorf]

Damn, this reminds me of the time someone threw a rock at me as a kid.

Thankfully it wasn't nearly as big as the one that clocked Spunky, poor girl.

 

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....aaaaaand theres the event horizon.

When (Real) Sonichu finally has his inevitable "Joffrey Choking on Wine" moment, I hope someone walks over to his corpse, pinches the sides of his mouth and goes "Duckface. Quack Quack."

Game of Thrones = "Valar Morghulis."
Sonichu = "Duckface. Quack Quack."

Yeah, I can run with that.

 

[Jared]

Somebody needs to punch Sonichu right in the mouth

but harder this time

 

[LordCustos3]

Somebody needs to punch Sonichu right in the mouth

With a steamshovel.

but harder this time

After a running start. Repeatedly.

 

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So Tuesday I posted a page right when Skyraider dropped the first Catie Date audio. Then Wednesday, I dropped a page right when everyone was listening to the Jace Livestream. Hopefully fucking nothing happens tonight...

Last page of Sonichu-being-Sonichu. Still more fun tomorrow, I tell you wut.

She no ded, K? In fact, I think she's pirating the narrating floating boxes...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"Sonichu" should not be giving me this many feels, damn it!

 

[CWCissey]

Must...Duckface...and...quack quack...through...the feels!

 

[Warden Clawdorf]

The contrast between Sonichu and Magi-Chan's reactions.

Oh man.

Poor, poor Spunky...

 

[soliloquyR]

 

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Hot off the presses... secrets revealed, and I finally get to reveal what I was hinting at with Spunky since I first drew her and no one picked up on!

Next week:
WE FUCKING GET ON WITH IT!

Seriously though, thanks to everyone for allowing me to go on this diversion/ back story. The funny shall continue promptly. In fact, I am going to be attempting a dark power to achieve this goal. It may just kill me, but y'all are worth it:

Have a good weekend!

 

[wheat pasta]

Oops I noticed a typo

 

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Oops I noticed a typo

Never fails, I upload a page without my editor looking at it first and there will be a typo.

Fixed now... unless there are two...

 

[Afinepickle]

Great chapter!

Just curious though, when was it established that Magi an Megagi had talked about fighting back against Sonichu before this? I was under the impression from the comics that this was basically the first time they'd ever really even talked to each other. Am I missing something obvious?