Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

[Francis York Morgan]

I figure this would be the playlist he never bothers to show Father.

No Ride the Lightning? Or Electric Eye?

 

[Pine Tar]

Yul Brynner returns from the dead and shoots the living fuck out of everything.





Boy, I'm gonna be pissing some people off tonight.

Gonna put this one in spoiler tags because while it's not like blood-spewing-everywhere brutal, it's still...not the most pleasant of pages.

Spoiler: Yep, it's a Sonichu page

.......Aaaaand Sonichu just went full "Nice Guy".

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The humor of the situation just got sucked out super hard

 

[Raccoon99]

Cripes. This isn't normal darkness..this is advanced darkness.
To be precise, i expected this kinda of dark stuff from Broseph's Cwcville: Paradise lost. Seriously, Sonichu needs to get his ass kicked.
Then again, this is The Real Sonichu and this is his story and nothing else. So i give it a pass. Great job, _blank_.

 

[Trickie]

From visceral triumph to heart-sinking despair in one page. This rollercoaster could use some seatbelts.

 

[LordCustos3]

Spoiler: Yep, it's a Sonichu page

Now would be the perfect time for Magi-Chan to summon Yul Brynner to kick Sonichu's pompous ass.

Cripes. This isn't normal darkness..this is advanced darkness.
To be precise, i expected this kinda of dark stuff from Broseph's Cwcville: Paradise lost. Seriously, Sonichu needs to get his ass kicked.
Then again, this is The Real Sonichu and this is his story and nothing else. So i give it a pass. Great job, _blank_.

I can see the Real Sonichu....he's right one the edge....right on the edge of the "Moral Event Horizon" (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon)

 

[Silver]

_blank_ you just love having us hate sonichu more every passing strip, eh?

 

[_blank_]

Hey all-
So, with Christian Love Day quickly approaching as well as the next page going to be the big 100, I'm going to be consolidating the two big events on Tuesday, with page 100 dropping on that date... followed by pages 101, 102, and 103 falling on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday in celebration of the momentous date. So for today, I'm going to enjoy a day of not drawing cartoon animals saying horrible things... and respond to a few messages from some very awesome people.

Oh shit....
How do you do it Blank? How do you do it?

I put ink on paper until something appears.

Seriously though, in regards to Sonichu, I always envision him as two things: 1) A wild animal; and 2) Chris' ultimate fantasy character (outside of his self-insert bullshit). He is a character that knows he is ultimately better than the rest of the characters simply because Chris saying so, and thusly he very much believes himself to be the pack's (Chaotic Combo's) alpha male and cannot stand insubordination. Any one that tries to get in his way or argues against him, he will actively bully into submission. He's incredibly charming like that, isn't he?

I'm half expecting Magi-chan to take off his vest while whistling nonchalantly to avoid Sonichu's ire.

We'll see a bit more of Magi-Chan's defensive techniques the next few pages...

No Ride the Lightning? Or Electric Eye?

Sonichu doesn't like "Electric Eye" beause it reminds him too much of the 4-cent trolls. As for "Ride the Lightning," I really should have picked that one.

.......Aaaaand Sonichu just went full "Nice Guy".

You may be correct there.

The humor of the situation just got sucked out super hard

Cripes. This isn't normal darkness..this is advanced darkness.
To be precise, i expected this kinda of dark stuff from Broseph's Cwcville: Paradise lost. Seriously, Sonichu needs to get his ass kicked.
Then again, this is The Real Sonichu and this is his story and nothing else. So i give it a pass. Great job, _blank_.

From visceral triumph to heart-sinking despair in one page. This rollercoaster could use some seatbelts.

I can see the Real Sonichu....he's right one the edge....right on the edge of the "Moral Event Horizon" (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon)

_blank_ you just love having us hate sonichu more every passing strip, eh?

Honestly, out of all the shit I've done in the almost 99-pages, this part was/is the most difficult to write. Anyway, I know I must have struck a nerve when I get a call from my brother, who frequents these forums, and he was asking me if I was doing okay because of the sudden, violent dark turn (for the record, I'm fine.). But, because of the subject matter, and the fact that this moment is important to the underlying plot, I couldn't hold back on this one. Back when I was growing up in military housing, we were ALL bullies. I was picked on and shoved around, and I did it to my fair share of kids as well. It's how things used to work, but yeah, I know all too well how it feels to feel miniscule and insignificant, and really to try to make light of the situation would be a disservice to the characters, and also to anyone who has been in a similar situation.

For what it's worth though, there is still going to be a ton of humorous parts in TRS. This isn't going to suddenly become some long-winded emo rant full of miscarriages and rapes and other stuff ham-fisted in for shock value. So, don't worry about that either.

Okay, hard discussion over. Let Phil Collins and the Ultimate Warrior make your day.

 

[soliloquyR]

Well, since we're all talking music...

Fun fact. Originally on page 86, I was going to have Magi-Chan dancing to Kimbra. However, the song isn't as recognizable over in the States, and the song was released in 2012, which would have been a few years after this scene would have taken place in the comics. Yes, I actually sometimes pay attention to continuity.

I figure this would be the playlist he never bothers to show Father.

"Danger! High Voltage" kinda fits Sonichu's mentality, considering it's music video.

 

[Anonimo]

Wow...you know Sonichu has hit a new low when Magi-Chan of all characters is shocked. Still, it was so cathartic seeing Sonichu finally get punched in the face by Megagi and get called out on his bullshit even for a brief moment.

 

[Jared]

I pretty much joined just to say this comic is fantastic, just fantastic.

 

[CatNamedDog]

Just found out about this comic today, it's amazing. Seriously, beautiful work. I'd buy it in print, no hesitation.

 

[_blank_]

I pretty much joined just to say this comic is fantastic, just fantastic.

Just found out about this comic today, it's amazing. Seriously, beautiful work. I'd buy it in print, no hesitation.

It's always awesome to have new people stop on by. Glad you are liking the work thus far, and I hope I can continue to entertain!

Well, one year ago today I started this bizarre little project on a bet. I had no idea what I was doing and to be honest I kinda still don't to this point. I know where I want to end things (kinda), but the road between here and there is unknown to me as much as it is to anyone else. All I do know is that people seem to still be liking this, and that motivates me enough to keep doing this insanity. So, cheers to you all for being awesome people and making me smile every time you leave a comment, and cheers to Chris for being the outrageous manchild that he is. We wouldn't be here without him.

So, you want a new page? I think I can provide...

Spoiler: Cuz of the feels

This is one of those kind of pages I intentionally wrote to the point where the dialogue made my own skin crawl... soooo yeah. All muh feels.

New page tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday! May the love of Sonichu (and maybe a few plot threads getting tied together) commence!

 

[Zim]

Wait a minute... is that guy between Sonichu's speech bubble and the "subhuman trash" one Sinestro? Because he totally has a Sinestro vibe about him.

And yes. All the feels for poor Spunky.

 

[Warden Clawdorf]

Damn, Sonichu would have to get fucking nuked or something for Spunky to get even...

 

[CatNamedDog]

I really want this in print.

 

[SuperSheep]

I'm a little worried about the "Hammer" reference because that's the name of someone in Chris' real life, and now Magi Chan is in charge of a slutshaming mob.

I'm not liking the implications...

 

[soliloquyR]

It's always awesome to have new people stop on by. Glad you are liking the work thus far, and I hope I can continue to entertain!

Well, one year ago today I started this bizarre little project on a bet. I had no idea what I was doing and to be honest I kinda still don't to this point. I know where I want to end things (kinda), but the road between here and there is unknown to me as much as it is to anyone else. All I do know is that people seem to still be liking this, and that motivates me enough to keep doing this insanity. So, cheers to you all for being awesome people and making me smile every time you leave a comment, and cheers to Chris for being the outrageous manchild that he is. We wouldn't be here without him.

So, you want a new page? I think I can provide...

Spoiler: Cuz of the feels

This is one of those kind of pages I intentionally wrote to the point where the dialogue made my own skin crawl... soooo yeah. All muh feels.

New page tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday! May the love of Sonichu (and maybe a few plot threads getting tied together) commence!

I get it now. Without Magi-Chan, Sonichu is powerless.

 

[Raccoon99]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0I get it now. Without Magi-Chan, Sonichu is powerless.

From what i can understand by reading this comic and Chris's holy bible that is Sonichu, Magi-chan is usually the one with the most power.

He can read minds and pull a "MiB" mind wipe (_Blank_), he has a 24/7 lookout on CWCVille and check for any Homos (Sonichu)
Use powers that only a "God-sue" can do and remove the self-insert from the Time Void (Sonichu again) and as this page shows,
brainwash the entirety of CWCVille into a Shamemob. What does Sonichu have by himself? Electricity and Super-speed.

While you CAN argue that ULTRA SONICHU is also one of his super powers, Chris has to be in Colossal Chan mode inorder to do so.
Wall of text mode off. Sorry. Anyway, Happy Christian Love Day.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Fuuuuuuuuck man.