Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

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It purely medicinal for her cataracts. And for eyes as big as hers, she needs the good stuff.



This is why I like how I'm doing these pages, essentially writing them along as I go, so I can address thoughts that arise as I go along. I'm hoping anyway to address that I don't mean Rosechu to be so much a dick as she is just at her wit's end and will lead up to the Rosechu Incident...


I... have absolutely no idea. You can go for it, although since I'm nearing my one year anniversary (!) on this madness, I was thinking of opening a TRS account over on RedBubble so people could buy posters and t-shirts and whatever the hell else. Sonichu smartphone cases. Wild Sonichu hoodies. Stuff and things.


Thanks for the compliment. Hopefully this comic will continue to be one of the most fragrant shit-flowers ever.

Anyway, apologies for taking a little extra time on this one. I had about 15 different ideas I wanted to cram onto one page, but had to do some editorial trimming and rearranging. but hey, page 90! Woo cakes and dainty pies.

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More wacky hijinks next page!
This is a CLEAR sign that Sonichu should NEVER inseminate EVER. But, for this to cease, there is only ONE option. Sonichu MUST Die.
 
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I mentioned in a previous post about my theory about incest, so I hearby propose the following:

All the Chus have infused in them the Chaotic Energy and Sonic's DNA. That means any and all Chu relationships are inherently incestuous and the Chaos Energy is exasperating these qualities (it wouldn't be called "Chaotic Energy" if it made things stable, now would it). Even when they're not suffering from inbreeding, they still have Chaotic Energy flowing through them and that's causing problems. It also explains why so many characters are crazy in CWCville. They have been exposed to varying degrees and have varying resistances. CWC him/herself got the lion's share, hence him being so crazy.

For Chus, only an external source can stabilize them. Christine being a mix of an anthro skunk and a sonichu makes her stable. Blake's combination of Cherry Cola and sonichu makes him stable. I'm going to say that Psychic Powers are able to counteract the Chaos Energy so while Magi Chan and Sylvana suffer from inbreeding, not every inbred individual is mentally unstable and they don't have Chaos Energy exasperating things.

Edit: Thinking it over, I realized that no, Silvana and Magi Chan are probably not inbred, but their psychic powers dilute the effects of the Chaotic Energy, so they don't have the sheer extent of crazy that the others do (though I forget if Silvana has derangement in this universe, but if she does, that can be assumed to be a combination of not perfect psychic resistances and Count Graduon's influence).

I'll just leave this here:
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Chaos_Spawn

Soooooooo....in other words "They Can feel the Warp overtaking them....and it is a gooood pain."

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_blank_, you've outdone yourself again. And this is a weird thing to fix on, but I really love what your marker technique does with Cerah's hideous spawn face. It makes her look ... glisten-y. Like they haven't grown hair yet and are just mewling, fanged maggots of Pokecest. Fucking awesome.
 
Heya everybody! Just want to give you a head's up that I probably won't be having a new page ready until Thursday or Friday. I'm presently working on a new title card for everyone's favorite maverick Mennonite, DStecks, for his upcoming Sonichu video. I'm planning on making it as epic as possible, what with rainbows and electric guitars and such, sooooo.... yeah. But after that, I'm hoping to get back on track with the comic pages.

But for now, some fan-mail! Or... fan-messages... or whatever...

This is the most accurate depiction of motherhood I have ever seen.
I grew up in military housing, where most of the menfolk (as well as some womenfolk, but mostly menfolk) had to be gone for 8-9 month stretches, leaving the other half of the family unit to contend with the little military brats. Maybe I have developed an ingrain concept of what exasperated mothers look and act like. Not saying my own mother smoked weed and called us "The Brood," but I've known plenty of other military moms that (more than likely) did. So, hooray for accuracy!

I mentioned in a previous post about my theory about incest, so I hearby propose the following:

All the Chus have infused in them the Chaotic Energy and Sonic's DNA. That means any and all Chu relationships are inherently incestuous and the Chaos Energy is exasperating these qualities (it wouldn't be called "Chaotic Energy" if it made things stable, now would it). Even when they're not suffering from inbreeding, they still have Chaotic Energy flowing through them and that's causing problems. It also explains why so many characters are crazy in CWCville. They have been exposed to varying degrees and have varying resistances. CWC him/herself got the lion's share, hence him being so crazy.

For Chus, only an external source can stabilize them. Christine being a mix of an anthro skunk and a sonichu makes her stable. Blake's combination of Cherry Cola and sonichu makes him stable. I'm going to say that Psychic Powers are able to counteract the Chaos Energy so while Magi Chan and Sylvana suffer from inbreeding, not every inbred individual is mentally unstable and they don't have Chaos Energy exasperating things.

Edit: Thinking it over, I realized that no, Silvana and Magi Chan are probably not inbred, but their psychic powers dilute the effects of the Chaotic Energy, so they don't have the sheer extent of crazy that the others do (though I forget if Silvana has derangement in this universe, but if she does, that can be assumed to be a combination of not perfect psychic resistances and Count Graduon's influence).
...and...
Welp. Blank, i have to say you outdid yourself on this one. Seriously, how these things made it to evolution and grew a brain is beyond me.
Edit: I just had a brainstorm. Since Sonichu and Rosechu were a Pikachu and a Raichu, (No clue if Rosechu was a male in _blank_'s canon) then they would have SOME of their intellegence leftover via the transformation. The Sonees on the other hand, are Pureblood Sonichus, so they must be nearly dumb.

One thing I am actively doing in the background of my continuity is removing any actual connections Sonichu and crew have with Sonic and Pokemon and the like. I realize it's flying in the face of what makes Sonichu such a laugh riot, but they way I'm going at it is that Chris summoned Sonichu and his ilk into creation through his own power. However, unlike certain theological deities, instead of making them after his own image, he made them out of his favorite childhood things. However, his personalities had manifested within his creations and they had begun to feed off of each other, hence the Chris and Sonichu connection.

But long story short, my versions of the characters are actually related to Sonichu or Pokemon- they are simply manifestations of a very powerful and very skewed power that brought them into reality. Still, awesome theories both. :)

@_blank_ will Rosechu be face-raping anyone in your comic? And if so, can it be a special POV centerfold edition?
Yeah, I'll call RealShadman or Ganassa and see if they can get right on that.

I'll just leave this here:
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Chaos_Spawn
Soooooooo....in other words "They Can feel the Warp overtaking them....and it is a gooood pain."Ver archivo adjunto 12681
I really need to start playing tabletop games so I can get half of the references people use around here...

OMG they are so adorable!!! I want them! And hug them and squeezz them!
I think that I...kind of want plushies of those things...
I suppose that makes sense, kinda. I'm essentially combining pug faces, penguin bodies, and Chris Farley agility, into a pack of unholy creatures, so of course they'd be cute. Now just imagine them with a squeaky version of a Pee Wee Herman laugh and -BAM- hottest holiday toy of 2015.

Now just wait until you see what I got planned for babeh Christine.

_blank_, you've outdone yourself again. And this is a weird thing to fix on, but I really love what your marker technique does with Cerah's hideous spawn face. It makes her look ... glisten-y. Like they haven't grown hair yet and are just mewling, fanged maggots of Pokecest. Fucking awesome.
Yeah, that was a happy coincidence, kind of one of those moments when you channel your inner Bob Ross and things just happen just right on the canvas... or in this case, copy paper. I really like how it turned out as well. So thanks for that, I'm glad my evil maggot creatures meet your approval.
 
I'll just leave this here:
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Chaos_Spawn

Soooooooo....in other words "They Can feel the Warp overtaking them....and it is a gooood pain."

Ver archivo adjunto 12681

My fellow inquisitor, I must disagree at your accusations that the inbred spawn of the lightning daemon known to man as Sonichu are minions of Slaanesh and Nurgle.

They are clearly the minions of the chaos god Chris Chan, lord of tomgirlish lesbian souled men and heir to the throne of hoard. I understand that thou do not know this fifth god as only Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh and Nurgle have made their presence known to the wider universe. Thus I urge thee to join the ranks of the Ordo Cwcki, and pray that thou do not drink thine self too much from reading the sacred scrolls detailing this god's failing.

P.s. It is obvious that Magi-chan is a servant of Tzeentch.
 
My fellow inquisitor, I must disagree at your accusations that the inbred spawn of the lightning daemon known to man as Sonichu are minions of Slaanesh and Nurgle.

They are clearly the minions of the chaos god Chris Chan, lord of tomgirlish lesbian souled men and heir to the throne of hoard. I understand that thou do not know this fifth god as only Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh and Nurgle have made their presence known to the wider universe. Thus I urge thee to join the ranks of the Ordo Cwcki, and pray that thou do not drink thine self too much from reading the sacred scrolls detailing this god's failing.

P.s. It is obvious that Magi-chan is a servant of Tzeentch.

Son, you just uttered a heresy so heretical it would shock a Chaos Cultist.

Chris-Chan doesn't qualify as a God of Chaos.
Sure, he may smell as bad as Nurgle but he doesn't love the way Papa Nurgle loves.
Sure, he may be a pervert like Slaanesh, but he's an amish schoolmarm compared to even the most restrained cultist of She who Thirsts.
Sure, he is filled with rage like Khorne, but he is also a bloodless coward, so no dice there.
As for Tzeentch.....Chris might decay, but he never really changes; and as for making plans.....tzsheeeesh.....Chris is not within 1000 parsecs of making a plan that works, much less do anything worthy of being compared to The Schemer of Schemes.

Chris isn't a Chaos God.
Chris isn't even an Aspiring Champion.
Chris isn't even a cultist.
Chris is a dork.

And when two Warhammer Nerds can find someone dweebier than ourselves, you know that you know we've found the Autist by whom other Autists are judged.


I really need to start playing tabletop games so I can get half of the references people use around here...

Blank! Escape! Escape while you have the chance!
 
It purely medicinal for her cataracts. And for eyes as big as hers, she needs the good stuff.



This is why I like how I'm doing these pages, essentially writing them along as I go, so I can address thoughts that arise as I go along. I'm hoping anyway to address that I don't mean Rosechu to be so much a dick as she is just at her wit's end and will lead up to the Rosechu Incident...


I... have absolutely no idea. You can go for it, although since I'm nearing my one year anniversary (!) on this madness, I was thinking of opening a TRS account over on RedBubble so people could buy posters and t-shirts and whatever the hell else. Sonichu smartphone cases. Wild Sonichu hoodies. Stuff and things.


Thanks for the compliment. Hopefully this comic will continue to be one of the most fragrant shit-flowers ever.

Anyway, apologies for taking a little extra time on this one. I had about 15 different ideas I wanted to cram onto one page, but had to do some editorial trimming and rearranging. but hey, page 90! Woo cakes and dainty pies.

TRS_01-90-color_zps760e8d43.png

More wacky hijinks next page!
Its cool, it did't want to sleep anyways.

But I have a question. Since Christine (so far) is the only normal one out of the three, does this imply that she was born and looked like a normal child (relative to the characters that is)?
 
Son, you just uttered a heresy so heretical it would shock a Chaos Cultist.

Chris-Chan doesn't qualify as a God of Chaos.
Sure, he may smell as bad as Nurgle but he doesn't love the way Papa Nurgle loves.
Sure, he may be a pervert like Slaanesh, but he's an amish schoolmarm compared to even the most restrained cultist of She who Thirsts.
Sure, he is filled with rage like Khorne, but he is also a bloodless coward, so no dice there.
As for Tzeentch.....Chris might decay, but he never really changes; and as for making plans.....tzsheeeesh.....Chris is not within 1000 parsecs of making a plan that works, much less do anything worthy of being compared to The Schemer of Schemes.

Chris isn't a Chaos God.
Chris isn't even an Aspiring Champion.
Chris isn't even a cultist.
Chris is a dork.

And when two Warhammer Nerds can find someone dweebier than ourselves, you know that you know we've found the Autist by whom other Autists are judged.




Blank! Escape! Escape while you have the chance!

Perhaps he may not be the chaos god of fail, but he sure as hell is the puppet of Tzeentch. A puppet which the chaos god of hope and deception has used countless times to troll him.

@_blank_ you could always try the warhammer 40k dawn of war pc game series and read the fluff about the game from various wikis. It much cheaper that way. (A cautionery warning to all newbies about tabletop wargaming: unless youre going for simple skirmish games like Infinity or Dropzone, large scale games like Warhammer take a lot of time and money to start.)
 
@_blank_
I second that motion for Dawn of War.
If you like StarCraft, you'll love Dawn of War. Its like StarCraft on horse steroids washed down with a triple espresso.
Then when you master that, add the Soulstorm expansion and it nearly doubles the number of races and is like Dawn of War on two huge syringes of horse steroids, a handjob and three lines of cocaine.
Then when you master THAT, add the Ultimate Apocalypse mod (from ModDb) which is like Soulstorm on three huge syringes of horse steroids, two blowjobs and a crippling crack addiction.
 
Alrighty.... kinda sorta new page! I'm running a bit behind today with helping out a friend online but I think I have just enough to satiate y'all until tomorrow...

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I think I'm gonna enjoy the little gremlins...

Also, while not TRS related, I wanted to make a plug for DStecks and his awesome video series. I had the privilege of creating title cards for him - here's what I was working over the last week... make sure to also watch D's videos.

And drink your Ovaltine.... and say your prayers and eat your vitamins.

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