Facebook Update 15/05

[Observers]

I can see a day where Chris will sit outside Toys r Us with a sign begging people to buy him shit.

*sign*

handies for cash.. no homos no darkies

No trolls, Contributions go to fight autism homelessness


5 minute guarantee or your cash back

hmmm yeah

 

[Some JERK]

Sweet. where can i buy that?

 

[deeman]

There is this one awesome episode of Beavis & Butthead whereas the duo tries to get famous (to get china) by mimmicking the Super size me movie, and then Burger World, who wants nothing to do with those guys, pays them a hefty check to go eat all they want on a taco joint, and it goes on and on...

When will Lego say "fuck this association!" and give him money? Or hire a hitman?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I will send you my Taco Bell gift card with nothing on it Chris

also holycrap i need this

He wants Legos, he needs some warm clothes. After all, winter is coming.

Spoiler

That's right, a GoT reference and epik weenery

 

[cheersensei]

The local news station here has recently posted an article of a gentleman holding cardboard sign asking people to come work for his company. It's more than likely generated the help he needs.

Too bad for our little tomgirl, it wasn't in Ruckersville. Though I'm sure working for a lawnscaping company would have been too much work. So, it's best just to take the simpler route and beg strangers for money.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris ... tact.

lol

 

[Pikonic]

I will send you my Taco Bell gift card with nothing on it Chris

also holycrap i need this

http://belovedshirts.com/products/pickle-hoodie

Also I might have some blank Dunkin Donuts gift cards (that's what you give to people around here, well, not blank)

 

[Big Buns]

I love how Chris is just straight up asking for Lego. He could have just asked for the Walmart/Target gift cards under the guise of saying they will be used for food or living essentials.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

https://www.keurig.com/gift-certificate-customize?sellgroupid=KeurigGiftCertificate50(KeurigRetail)

 

[Some JERK]

You know, If Chris even tried to offer something in return for "donations" it wouldn't be so bad. Like if he were to say "I'll mail you a hand drawn picture of whatever you like for a $10 gift card", that would be something. Yeah, I know he's not going to do that... greedy... lazy... etc., but you'd think that the asspat brigade would at least mention that to him.

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

https://www.keurig.com/gift-certificate-customize?sellgroupid=KeurigGiftCertificate50(KeurigRetail)

Don't forget this as well

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Don't ever change Chris, stay classy.

 

[Pikonic]

Do you think Chris is rude and stupid enough to ask for a PS4 in a few weeks?

 

[Artard]

He's asking for those super-expensive "Creator" town sets? Screw him.

EDIT: Jesus, he even has the giant Death Star model on there. That's pretty much the most expensive Lego set they make.

I'm not well versed in toy prices in the last like 25 years but apparently this starts at $400? It's hard for me to tell with all of the special editions and (let's be honest here) other 30+ year old manchildren who buy & sell them.

You know, Chris should really try asking anna for these sets. After all, I'm sure she values her friendship with Chris and would happily send him some legos. And some positive energy.

Sorry, Legos and gifts in general are against the Lesbian Mormon's deeply held religious beliefs. She'd help if she could, you understand.

Is he so desperate to return to his high school days that he is building a life size Lego replica? How much Lego does a 32 year old man need?

That would imply he "creates" anything out of these things. He just builds sets according to the instructions in the box and shoves them together. Except for that one time he made the Walkman.

 

[BatNapalm]

Okay.

So I tallied up all the sets (didn't do the mini-figs) and there were two that weren't included in the total because retard took shitty pics and I couldn't properly identify them (the orange car and the ____-lizer space ship).

But the total of everything else is $4013.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Okay.

So I tallied up all the sets (didn't do the mini-figs) and there were two that weren't included in the total because exceptional individual took shitty pics and I couldn't properly identify them (the orange car and the ____-lizer space ship).

But the total of everything else is $4013.

This whole thing... really just reminds me of how much I truly dislike Christian as a person.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

well, at least it isn't OVER 9,000 dollars in Lego

I want to send Chris used gift cards and pics of the food I bought with them. Maybe pics of Rosechu with a pickle as well.

But that would be trolling, so I won't do it.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Okay.

So I tallied up all the sets (didn't do the mini-figs) and there were two that weren't included in the total because exceptional individual took shitty pics and I couldn't properly identify them (the orange car and the ____-lizer space ship).

But the total of everything else is $4013.

I thought it was around $5100 according to my estimation. But it baffles me how he's asking for all this stuff despite having lost his home. That rental house won't last forever for them I don't think.

 

[BatNapalm]

I thought it was around $5100 according to my estimation. But it baffles me how he's asking for all this stuff despite having lost his home. That rental house won't last forever for them I don't think.

I mean, it could be. Several of the items were discontinued (like the Speed Racer sets) and could have been considerably more expensive than their 2008 retail prices (which I used because I didn't feel like looking them up on ebay). Also, a few items were on sale AND I didn't include shipping and handling prices. This was my low-end, conservative estimate.

 

[A-Stump]

Step 1: Buy a Lego set he wants

Step 2: Take the Lego out, give it to a kid

Step 3: Fill the box with deadly hobo spiders

Step 4: Send it to Chris

Step 5: ???