Facebook Update 15/05

[butt in trouble]

I wonder if Chris is lurking this thread right now and is pissed off and utterly confused that none of us want to buy him toys.

 

[PopOfColor]

Be funny to get a box then add fake lego.

 

[Some JERK]

When Lego comes out with a coffee maker set, I'll get one for him.

 

[BT 075]

He won't stop until he has a whole city and everything is awesome.

 

[CatParty]

When Lego comes out with a coffee maker set, I'll get one for him.

 

[Pikonic]

I wonder if Chris is lurking this thread right now and is pissed off and utterly confused that none of us want to buy him toys.

If he thinks he's getting another BIG BOX of Stuff he gon be mighty disappointed .

 

[MrTroll]

Hey, I had a few of those! I think my mom saved some for her therapy work. Maybe we can send Chris a few of my noticeably old legos, see how he reacts.

Hell, he probably has/had those sets already. Lego has been more or less a lifelong obsession for him, as seen in this vintage pic that totally doesn't make him look flamingly gay:

 

[KaiserC]

So, how many posts is he going to make reming people of how much he wants his Legos before he realized he ain't getting any?

 

[Christ-Chan]

I thought of something though: does any of those places sell women's clothes, jewelry and makeup? From what I can see it's shitty fast food, toys and video games as far as can peer over the raging rolls of the harsh Autism mistress, but no tomgirl stuff?

 

[Pikonic]

So, how many posts is he going to make reming people of how much he wants his Legos before he realized he ain't getting any?

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[boixosnois]

HAHAHAHA damn this was pure gold. And people were talking about a "drought".

I think this gives a lot of things to discuss. Some on top of my head are:

-This confirms entirely his shoplifting misadventure. At this point Chris would do ANYTHING to escape to his autistic Lego-world.
-The last screenshots on his list are from the Youtube mobile app. Confirmation that he no longer has a computer and relies on his iPhone for everything?
-Barb has complete control of the tugboat.
-WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING? "Hmm, yeah, they will send ME the Stuff I DESERVE!" Maybe he thinks the gal-pals are going to send him stuff to "compensate" him.

 

[KaiserC]

I guess the running gag needs to be updated to "He'll shit himself and beg for Legos".

 

[Christ-Chan]

I guess the running gag needs to be updated to "He'll shit himself and beg for Legos".

Depending on how house-broken he's gotten the sentiment might be closer to "stuff his face and shit Lego"

 

[BatNapalm]

I wonder how much the total price for all of those is all together.

I'M WORKIN ON IT!

 

[butt in trouble]

Sweetheart search


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I can see a day where Chris will sit outside Toys r Us with a sign begging people to buy him shit.

 

[Pikonic]

He wants Legos, he needs some warm clothes. After all, winter is coming.

Spoiler

That's right, a GoT reference and epik weenery

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Of course Chris still wants more freebies from strangers. This is just unsuprising.

 

[Marvin]

Oh holy shit. Jeesus fucking christ.

Like, when bums beg for money, there's a solid chance they might use your money to buy booze. I can accept that. Hell, I understand it, being homeless would suck, and you need something to keep up your spirits. People want bums to homeless and sober? Like c'mon, if I was homeless, there would be very little keeping me from just jumping off a bridge and ending it all.

I think we have an understanding with beggars. We know there might be a chance they might take your dollar to the liquor store, or they might go to mcdonalds. Either or. And I think we accept that. (Or I think people should accept that, anyway)

But yeah, really, Chris, get some fucking tact. At least ask for more gift cards, so people can at least tell themselves you're spending their money on something good. You're coming up and saying "boo hoo, my house burned down, give me some legos." Really? Fucking really? Nothing else, at all in the world, you could spend your time begging for? Jesus fucking christ.

 

[MY 405]

Dear Chris,

I have given you all the money you are ever going to get from me. I gave it to you because of this forum and the people I have met here.

Thanks for this though, your outrageous show of hubris has entertained the fuck out of me. I hope my earlier contribution has fueled your impossibly skewed thinking here. Please don't change.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

I can see a day where Chris will sit outside Toys r Us with a sign begging people to buy him shit.

Could you imagine Chrishun panhandling? His sign would be massive. "32 year old VIRGIN with rage, recent sufferer of HOUSE FIRE, needs money for needs of the family kind. Would also appreciate LEGO present donations"