Facebook Update 15/05

[Mourning Dove]

Sorry Chris. Looks like the consensus on here is that no one's going to foot the bill for your toys. Looks like you'll have to save up your tugboat for a couple of lifetimes! Unless you can collect some insurace money from burning down your rental house/car/mom...

 

[silentprincess]

He added 2 more pics on his wish list:

Does he think people are made of money, does he expect eveyone to buy him all these because he thinks he deserves it. He makes me want to scream.

 

[KaiserC]

He might as well add to the bunch a hot chick photo and a screenshot of the Cwciki ablaze.

 

[guau]

Does he think people are made of money, does he expect eveyone to buy him all these because he thinks he deserves it. He makes me want to scream.

He sees all of us as walking ATMs, ready to dispense the cash whenever he has an ow-ow

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

He added 2 more pics on his wish list:

Gotta say, this whole thing is just so Christian Weston Chandler. You can practically smell it.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Does he think people are made of money, does he expect eveyone to buy him all these because he thinks he deserves it. He makes me want to scream.

Yes, Yes, and, if this makes you feel better, remember that nobody is going to give him anything

 

[KaiserC]

An alternative: Send me some of these Lego sets and I'll send Chris the photos of my baby happily playing with them.

 

[Mourning Dove]

If I were going to give him anything it would be the bucket of Better Blocks that I peed on when I was a little kid.

 

[Randall Fragg]

He hasn't changed a bit. Good, OPL is back online. Hopefully someone will send him a gag gift, he'll get pissed, and like a phoenix he shall rise to bring us more laughs.

 

[Coldgrip]

That's a big fucking list. Will he cry when a confused white knight sends him only the cheapest of those things?

He'll maybe bitch about not getting what he wanted and then demand more legos. After all, he's got to rebuild his lego hoard somehow.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Sorry Chris. Looks like the consensus on here is that no one's going to foot the bill for your toys

Kengel will.

The only thing that's sadder than a 30-year-old man begging for Lego toys is a retard willing to pay for Lego sets for a 30-year-old man.

 

[KaiserC]

Lego sets for a 30-year-old man.

And according to the boxes, all of them are for kids aged 6-16.

 

[Coldgrip]

You know, Chris should really try asking anna for these sets. After all, I'm sure she values her friendship with Chris and would happily send him some legos. And some positive energy.

 

[Axiom]

OOOH OOH I KNOW, WE SHOULD SEND HIM EMPTY BOXES FOR THE LEGO SETS HE WANTS AND FILL THEM WITH PICKLES TROLLOLOLOLOL!!!

3EDGY5U.

 

[Coldgrip]

And according to the boxes, all of them are for kids aged 6-16.

So they're too complicated for him.

 

[BT 075]

I think he deserves it after all the hardships he's been through lately.

 

[butt in trouble]

Why exactly does he expect to get gifts now? He already got the big box of stuff, his birthday has passed and Christmas is still months away. It just shows how little the last few years have humbled Chris. He sees literally no difference between wanting something and deserving something.

 

[KaiserC]

OOOH OOH I KNOW, WE SHOULD SEND HIM EMPTY BOXES FOR THE LEGO SETS HE WANTS AND FILL THEM WITH PICKLES TROLLOLOLOLOL!!!

3EDGY5U.

No no, it'd be better to send him the boxes with only a few charred blocks and tiny lego flames.

 

[MrTroll]

My only takeaway from this, after seeing his carefully curated gallery of GIB ME DAT RITE NOW toys, is that Legos have gotten a lot lamer since I was a kid. Compare that goofy looking shit Chris is panhandling for to this badass space vehicle thing from the mid 90's. Sad thing is he's older (physically) than I am and I'm the one getting nostalgic for oldschool Legos. Geez.

 

[crash]

As someone who works at Legoland, I've been in possession of a lot of those minifigs through our trading system. I rarely hold onto them but I almost want to now so I could build a collection of things Chris wants.