Thanks for archiving this stuff man. Also, his subs have been stuck at 666 all day and he's acting like he's possessed by a demon or two. Mark of the beast?
I think the harassing emails are all made up just like his big gay daddy in the sky. Usually Bob will show the emails he receives on camera but this time around, nothing. So he claims Rene is still alive but I didn't see her breathing or moving at all. Then he says he's getting emails but refuses to show them. I think what we're dealing with here is a habitual liar looking for attention and trying to cover up Rene's passing. We'll see if Bob decides to clear the air or not. Only time will tell.Holy shit, where to fucking start with this? I have to tell you that Bob displays a level of retardation here that has moved me to feel bad for him — almost.
ITV, Bob:
I’ll say this: It sounds like the gay ops are in full effect via email. Whoever is doing this is not making it funnier. Then again, Bob hasn’t given much of a glimpse of these emails so maybe it’s another lie. As with his claims that he warned the authorities and has copies of everything printed out, I’ll believe it when he shows proof. What kind of person would beg strangers for money and steal food from poverty-stricken children if they have money for a printer, ink, and paper?
- Can’t read four upside-down words on his baby poop brown pajamas.
- Snaps his fingers at Rene and gives her a dirty look, like she’s a servant or a dog.
- Complains that no authorities have come to his door and says he’s waiting for the knock. Bob’s mad that he’s being left alone. Guess he’s REALLY starved for attention.
- Claims he’s “warned” the local authorities about “you people.” He offers no proof of this, so it’s a pretty obvious lie. Bob is afraid of men in uniforms, especially if they have guns and badges.
- Says he has diplomas and they’re not fake because they come in “big black binders.” I was relieved he didn’t mention BBC.
- SHOCKS EVERYONE by claiming he doesn’t know how to hack into servers and sophisticated computer systems. You don’t fucking say, Bob.
- Misuses the phrase “tip my hand” — words, how do they work?
(I really hope Bob didn’t borrow money against the stimulus check he’s not getting. That would be rather unfortunate for many reasons, including that it will make it more likely that he serves a custodial sentence for his welfare fraud crimes.)
It's really quite shocking that someone who can't fix the ceiling above his chair or even bathe,Holy shit, where to fucking start with this? I have to tell you that Bob displays a level of retardation here that has moved me to feel bad for him — almost.
ITV, Bob:
I’ll say this: It sounds like the gay ops are in full effect via email. Whoever is doing this is not making it funnier. Then again, Bob hasn’t given much of a glimpse of these emails so maybe it’s another lie. As with his claims that he warned the authorities and has copies of everything printed out, I’ll believe it when he shows proof. What kind of person would beg strangers for money and steal food from poverty-stricken children if they have money for a printer, ink, and paper?
- Can’t read four upside-down words on his baby poop brown pajamas.
- Snaps his fingers at Rene and gives her a dirty look, like she’s a servant or a dog.
- Complains that no authorities have come to his door and says he’s waiting for the knock. Bob’s mad that he’s being left alone. Guess he’s REALLY starved for attention.
- Claims he’s “warned” the local authorities about “you people.” He offers no proof of this, so it’s a pretty obvious lie. Bob is afraid of men in uniforms, especially if they have guns and badges.
- Says he has diplomas and they’re not fake because they come in “big black binders.” I was relieved he didn’t mention BBC.
- SHOCKS EVERYONE by claiming he doesn’t know how to hack into servers and sophisticated computer systems. You don’t fucking say, Bob.
- Misuses the phrase “tip my hand” — words, how do they work?
(I really hope Bob didn’t borrow money against the stimulus check he’s not getting. That would be rather unfortunate for many reasons, including that it will make it more likely that he serves a custodial sentence for his welfare fraud crimes.)
Bob's only technological skill is that he can type and print, so I think he'll probably make up emails to show us. He never shows who they are from.
Of course it does. Literally the only people I’ve ever seen wearing those shirts are extremely morbidly obese. Unlike most of them, at least Bob can walk unaided.
If he'd open the windows of his trailer, it would probably go a long way towards clearing the air!
No way he has a functioning window in that dump
Forget the window. Does he have a functioning SHOWER?! Much like Huckleberry Finn, Bob only worshes his filthy body twice a year—if that. He clearly has no use for the directive in his religion’s bible about bodies being temples. Look at all the trash he puts in it and his refusal to clean himself. Bob is the best marketer atheism ever had.
Bob showers using the water that leaks from his roof into his bathtub. Since Bob is too lazy to fix his roof, the trailer will continue to rot and fall apart until they can't live there anymore. Then Bob will realize that nobody wants to help them so they will be forced to live in the car. Only then will Bob regret buying all those useless degrees, certs, radios, t-shirts, Bakker buckets, etc. Allowing his home to disintegrate while spending precious resources on toys. Bob is severely mentally ill.
I predict by this time next year Bob's life will be drastically different. I'm guessing there's a 90% chance Rene won't be in the picture, leaving him 1/2 his income. A 75% chance that the new pissantmobile will be repossessed. A 60% chance that he'll have a significant health issue and a 50% chance that someone will beat the living shit out of him.
IIRC from earlier in this thread, Bob has spent over three years trying to get someone to help him with his roof. Unfortunately, that costs money and as you say, Bob would rather spend his ill-gotten gains on useless toys and lining his butt buddy Jim Bakker’s pockets. (Send him as much money as you can manage, Bob. But he’s still not going to give you the hot beef injection you crave.)
I think that unlawful release of dangerous gasses is a felony, so this would also accelerate Bob going to prison, which is where he belongs and where he can fully explore his bisexuality.
Dead people don't get birthday presents though.
