🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votos: 600 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votos: 1,305 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votos: 518 21.4%
  • Total de votantes
    2,423
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The declarations of war, the blogposts, the fake telegram messages...somehow I get the same get-memed-on vibe from this as that qboomer that went on a meme crusade against drumr.
 
Zilortha dijo:
He definitely didn't drunkenly masturbate to the image of a literal child on stream. Probably.
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Someone said this earlier in the thread, and I think they're right:
The girl that Ralph called and demanded nudes and sex from was Soph. This is why Warski immediately freaked out and made him call her to apologize. If this was an adult woman, Warski probably would have laughed. There is a BIG reason why Warski freaked out over this. It also explains why Warski wouldn't reveal who the "girl" was, because it makes him look like a piece of shit for continuing to hang out with Ralph.
 
This is insane, like a fever dream. I feel like I'm watching some kind of surrealist art house film. It's equal parts pure distilled comedy and post-modern surrealism. I'm on the edge of my seat. The writers for this season have really done a great job.
 
the only path to redemption is through PPP's asshole.

imagine the good will if Ralph submitted to public humiliation by the Sweaty Saint of South Saskatchewan
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Tommy's Mom dijo:
Someone said this earlier in the thread, and I think they're right:
The girl that Ralph called and demanded nudes and sex from was Soph. This is why Warski immediately freaked out and made him call her to apologize. If this was an adult woman, Warski probably would have laughed. There is a BIG reason why Warski freaked out over this. It also explains why Warski wouldn't reveal who the "girl" was, because it makes him look like a piece of shit for continuing to hang out with Ralph.
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I was under the impression it was Aydin. But I could be wrong. She's hooked in with all of those guys, was at Knoxville, etc.
I don't think Soph's first reaction would be "No, you're married". It's funny to mention that dumpster fire of a stream, but I doubt he was in much contact with her. But Aydin on the other hand...
 
Golden Boy dijo:
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All these typos, syntax problems, and a broken hyperlink. Journalist majors have one job, and they do it poorly.
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This is why you wait a few days after an event like this before dumping your guts. Because your retarded brain damage is really obvious to people who have obviously been sitting on a bunch of grudges and are willing to kick you while you're down.
 
Dear Diary,
I'm not mad. Stop saying I'm mad. Stupid faggot diary thinking I'm mad. I'll fucking drive to your house and crack you with my cane. I'm not mad, you are the one who is in fact mad. Can't abort the retort, ayyyyylawgs BTFO'd.
- Ethan Ralph
 
Buel19 dijo:
Why the fuck does Ralph use "fat" to insult people who aren't even as fat as he is?
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This flabby midget should start insulting people for being short too when he's literally a member of the Lollipop Guild. The harder we can laugh at him the better.
 
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