🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Wazzupnerds]

Hasn't gunt theoretically broken the gag order from Ade by embedding that tweet on his website as Gators twitter name is "Adrienne Blair won"? Or am I just retarded?

wait he might have lmao

 

[Festivus]

I honestly am starting to believe Ralph assumed his rightful place as heir apparent on that fateful day when he captured video of CWC.

 

[Chris Chad]

"Gator's a bitch and not a man for never asking for more money but also we were friends for years and I never ever felt like helping my friend and giving him more money" isn't the own Ralph thinks it is

 

[MySonDavid]

wait he might have lmao

I can't imagine anything like that holding up in court.

 

[Neil]

The possibility that Ralph will outlive Jim is genuinely offensive to me.

Don't worry yourself too much, the chances of Ralph boarding a plane against all medical advice and having his head explode like a gusher just to spite everyone laughing at him is pretty high right now.

 

[wes]

"Gator was my bitch for the low, low price of $200.00 a month." Technically true. Gator is a bitch unworthy of any respect, ever. However, he still managed to self-own by admitting that he woefully underpaid him. As the 48 Laws of Power mentions, nobody likes stinginess, and nobody is impressed by temper tantrums. It's also a self-own because he is tacitly admitting to being poor. He is not retarded enough to believe anyone would be okay with receiving that little money for the proportional amount of work Gator was doing. It wasn't that Gator failed to complain, it was that Ralph couldn't afford more. Lol, poor.

It's sadder still, because Ralph makes a big deal grandstanding with "Men ask for more money if they want more money" when real men recognize when another man deserves more money for the work they put in. It's a pussy bitch move.

 

[Berb]

How the fuck is this not featured?

Because everyone who uses this board already know, and it's not really a noteworthy lolcow event for people on the other boards

 

[beautiful person]

I really thought my last post was one of the greats here on the site.

Lmfao, Jesus.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Because everyone who uses this board already know, and it's not really a noteworthy lolcow event for people on the other boards

plus theres like an entire OP worth of lore for this event

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Don't worry yourself too much, the chances of Ralph boarding a plane against all medical advice and having his head explode like a gusher just to spite everyone laughing at him is pretty high right now.

Living forever is the greatest punishment Ralph could endure. Deep down he genuinely hates himself. Nobody who projects as hard as him is happy with who they are.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Do you really wanna felt me
Parody of Do you really want to hurt me by Culture Club
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
Its not truu
I did not poo myself
I'll holler over you
Spent so much dough on blow How can metokur run a coup

(Chorus)
Do you really want to felt me
Do you really want me make me seethe
Roasting my ego has scorned me Alogs using my expense for sneed

(Verse 2)
In my gunt my rage is burnin Choose my height to find my star Damn alogs will always stalk me That's a step, a step too far


(Chorus)
Do you really want to felt me Do you really want me make me seethe Do you really want to felt me Do you really want me make me seethe

(Verse 3)
Bridge are built meant to be broken
My friends are suppose to take my orders Bibble is nothing more than a token
Owning warski crossing the border
I've been hollerin but believe me
That coin merchant took my son
that boy needs to see me
I'm prepare to forget meigh's spawn

(Bridge)
If you want to make fun of I'll
I'll gladly burn the bridge
Remember the times we fun made of Matt It cant be over again

(Chorus)
Do you really want to felt me
Do you really want me make me seethe
Do you really want to felt me Do you really want me make me seethe
Do you really want to felt me Do you really want me make me seethe Do you really want to felt me Do you really want me to make me seethe

 

[GL09]

"Gator's a bitch and not a man for never asking for more money but also we were friends for years and I never ever felt like helping my friend and giving him more money" isn't the own Ralph thinks it is

Don't forget taunting him in public about having to pay Gator's rent he couldn't afford all while knowingly paying him a pittance and withholding the promised $33k from him. How could Gator ever betray a great friend like that? But Gator is a bitch for not getting more money and staying as long as he did.

 

[thhrang]

Rackets replied to Gator:

link

 

[AnOminous]

How can Ralphfags ever recover?

But unironically.

 

[Golden Boy]

All these typos, syntax problems, and a broken hyperlink. Journalist majors have one job, and they do it poorly.

 

[Hüftpriester]

After Dick 'broke his ankle' and Ralph was getting ready to back out of going to Portugal alone, I predicted he would begrudgingly go to own the aylawgs but wind up having a bad time.

But I never thought he'd get beaten within an inch of his life, lose his most loyal friend and declare war on Metokur. I just thought he'd spend every night at the same dive bar and waste his time and money. Never underestimate the self destructive instincts of the Ralphamale.

 

[GriptheRaven]

This is the funniest part of his weird, dysfunctional combo of cringing, pissing himself cowardice and deranged bravado. He refrains from going after someone who threatens him harm, like Zoom, and this behavior is to the point he was too much of a pussy even to lift a hand in his own defense in his recent savage beating.

However, he'll routinely go berserk and insult someone who could have helped him a lot. Think Jim. Think Null. Think even fucking Gaydurr.

He has absolutely no sense of proper risk assessment. Fucking wigger.

ETA: oh the point, which I forgot to conclude with. He is terrified by direct threats because he has that level of prey animal energy, because those are immediate negative events a primitive, atavistic mind like his can grasp, but he is completely oblivious to when he's squandering immense amounts of positive results.

Don't forget ole St. Nick. Laughing at sharts is a hanging offense.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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All these typos, syntax problems, and a broken hyperlink. Journalist majors have one job, and they do it poorly.

He's wasted, and doesn't know how to use commas, I'd say! He thinks that, using a comma makes the sentence more intellectual. It is funny, to me, that he claims Gator went on an 8 hour whine fest, when he himself, has been on a whine fest lasting almost as many as 72 hours, at least!

 

[State Champ]

Ralph is correct about:

1. Gator being a bitch (he is)
2. If Gator didn't ask about money, he shouldn't complain about money (he shouldn't)

Everything else I read in a Foghorn Leghorn voice and had a good chuckle to myself.