🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Angel Dust]

Christ emo girls on Tumblr write less wordy and and passive aggressive blog posts. (Notice how he started putting in Meigh defense stuff after Null called him out on never defending her? Cling wrap is less transparent than this mother fucker.)

 

[Point Man]

Is there some kind of TL;DR for his most recent article? I can't stand his writing where it's just him constantly telling Gaydur and Jimbo to kill themselves for the most petty shit.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

You know, this is so pathetic, I'd actually feel bad for Guntilda, if it wasn't for everything.

 

[Chris Chad]

You can tell when Ralph is REALLY seething about something because he adds "to be quite honest" or "to be honest with you" at the end of whatever insult he's put to try and really drive it home. Ralph's posts read like someone in the 7th grade wrote them.

 

[GL09]

Ralph being the internet tough guy stereotype will never not be entertaining. Would anyone find Ralph threatening if he was talking like that to their face? I hope you never wise up and realize everyone sees you as the fat and weak manlet throwing a temper tantrum.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Ralph is seething and coping hard here. “Goon” at his house? Ralph it was just a guy giving diapers to you and your horsewife because you’re a dead beat father and a fat gunted 5 foot 1 pussy.

 

[Neil]

Is the best revenge living well? Or is it seething on the internet the whole time you're on vacation?
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Till Ralph's dying day? So, within a year or two? He's not making it past 2023 with the mentality he has now, and that's if he's lucky.

 

[joebobmurphy]

"Gator was my bitch for the low, low price of $200.00 a month." Technically true. Gator is a bitch unworthy of any respect, ever. However, he still managed to self-own by admitting that he woefully underpaid him. As the 48 Laws of Power mentions, nobody likes stinginess, and nobody is impressed by temper tantrums. It's also a self-own because he is tacitly admitting to being poor. He is not retarded enough to believe anyone would be okay with receiving that little money for the proportional amount of work Gator was doing. It wasn't that Gator failed to complain, it was that Ralph couldn't afford more. Lol, poor.

 

[wes]

If Ralph is still worried about Meigh being abducted by goon rustlers, I found a very helpful article.

 

[twozero]

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Certainly can’t go out and defend himself with a firearm anymore.

 

[Matt Damon]

He's not making it past 2023 with the mentality he has now, and that's if he's lucky.

It's crazy to think about the damage this man has taken just in the past few months between the heart attack, serious car accident, and now violent beating.

Add in the long-term substance abuse, obesity, perpetual seething anger, and overall terrible lifestyle choices and the fact that he's alive now is a real testament to the resilience of the human body.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Gator and Ralph have broken up, Jim is finally dropping all pretenses and unloading both barrels.

How the fuck is this not featured?

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Well this confirms that the bridge has been burned by Ralph against Gator

Has there been example of fixing it anyway, after one joke?

 

[IHateTheFrench]

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Hasn't gunt theoretically broken the gag order from Ade by embedding that tweet on his website as Gators twitter name is "Adrienne Blair won"? Or am I just retarded?

 

[The Ancestor]

I think Dick‘s silence (unless I’m fucking oblivious) is a bit telling, along with Rekieta being on the live show. I really look forward to Gunt screaming about how “Dax, who I might add, has to use a FAKE NAME! Betrayed me. He’s a liar!”

 

[Nick Gars]

God what I would give to be a fly on the wall around Ralph right now. I can vividly imagine him twitching and flailing about spastically, grunting and squealing while occasionally shouting "Its nawt truuuu!". The seething is unreal.

 

[Truly Rural]

Is the best revenge living well? Or is it seething on the internet the whole time you're on vacation?
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He's gonna be like his daddy, too mean to die, isn't he?

 

[Neil]

It's crazy to think about the damage this man has taken just in the past few months between the heart attack, serious car accident, and now violent beating.

Add in the long-term substance abuse, obesity, perpetual seething anger, and overall terrible lifestyle choices and the fact that he's alive now is a real testament to the resilience of the human body.

A testament to the resilience of the human body and modern medicine.

 

[Angel Dust]

Is there some kind of TL;DR for his most recent article? I can't stand his writing where it's just him constantly telling Gaydur and Jimbo to kill themselves for the most petty shit.

Tl;dr:

Ralph is a thin skinned faggot who's not at all bothered by recent events and is totally winning at life. Repeat about 9 paragraphs of how not bothered he is.

That's really it. He doesn't say anything else. Just rewording how nonchalant he is. If you've read one Ralph bitch fest, you've read this one.

 

[Golden Boy]

Ralph looks like he's 20 years older than he really is, with physical condition to match.

I was thinking that too. From his recent twitter pics, his hair is almost completely white at his age. It's either shit genetics, shit hygiene, or shit diet. I can't pick. Also he keeps calling Gator fat lmfao, what a little bitch baby girl.