🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

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  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

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Going full force is a path to certain abilities some might consider... unnatural
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So common myth has it that opossums just immediately play dead when threatened.. but that’s not actually true.

The first line of defense is to bare their teeth and hiss. Sharp canines, so don’t get me wrong, they can look demonic in this state. But it’s all for show, they’re not going to do shit.

It occurs to me that Ralph is much like this. He just bares his cracky teeth and hisses in ragepig. You could go up and kick him in the head, and he’d fall over hissing at you.

Cause for all his nuclear level threats, they’ve produced nothing of interest and you can just discount them out of hand as some form of bullshit, like nobody believes he’d actually wait and have evidence before threatening this and that. The worst thing he could possibly do is dox someone that nobody would bother using the dox on, because he’s more hated than everyone he bitches at.
 
So my question is what does he mean 'surrender'? Does he want her to come back or else?
Im guessing it's Ralph's usual modus operandi--if she doesnt come back, he will rage and squeal on his shitty show and post some non-bombs on twitter. I really dont think that piggy can remember what he posts on twitter or says on his show, so who knows at this point.
 
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Is my guy speedrunning restraining orders?
Almost every woman he interacts with has grounds to get one.

His seething impotence is truly a sight to behold and almost as effective as a child throwing a tantrum over a Snickers in the checkout of a supermarket.
What is his "FULL FORCE"? More revenge porn? Is he going to call her a pedo horse? There is nothing that this emotional midget can do that wouldn't fuck him more than it would "AMANDA". This reads like some kind of Francis E. Dec, esq. copypasta.

So my question is what does he mean 'surrender'? Does he want her to come back or else?
Her options are either comfort Ralph and be miserable in Mexico, or worst case scenario he offs himself and she will be a widow and in the USA. The choice is very difficult.
 
He's started to leak emails, now the horse should drop everything she has.

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Now it makes sense that he's always trying to guilt trip her with the pathetic travel outings they've had and that google 2021 photo memorial... because she wrote about it in this email. Meigh thinking Ethan would be a great father is even further proof she's barely 1 notch above drooling retard.
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I wouldn't call driving her around drunk, high, and pilled out without a carseat in between her being literally eaten alive by bugs keeping her safe, but I guess everyone has different expectations of parenthood.
 
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Where’s the flex? She wrote this to her baby daddy while high on pregnancy hormones. It’s fucking retarded to act like that would have any bearing after over a year of abuse, isolation and Xanax addiction in a foreign shithole.

Not to mention constant, unceasing embarrassment. Like if the roles were reversed and I was with a female Ralph analogue, the constant fucking embarrassment would have driven me away all the way back at the battle of the gunts at the digi house

Like yeah, Ralph. That’s how it STARTED. Where it is now is all on you
 
So common myth has it that opossums just immediately play dead when threatened.. but that’s not actually true.

The first line of defense is to bare their teeth and hiss. Sharp canines, so don’t get me wrong, they can look demonic in this state. But it’s all for show, they’re not going to do shit.

It occurs to me that Ralph is much like this. He just bares his cracky teeth and hisses in ragepig. You could go up and kick him in the head, and he’d fall over hissing at you.

Cause for all his nuclear level threats, they’ve produced nothing of interest and you can just discount them out of hand as some form of bullshit, like nobody believes he’d actually wait and have evidence before threatening this and that. The worst thing he could possibly do is dox someone that nobody would bother using the dox on, because he’s more hated than everyone he bitches at.
Ralph is also like an opossum in that he often gets hit in the road. Sooner or later Ralph will probably also end up being scraped off the road by underpaid state employees.
 
Bonus points if Ralph looks directly to camera and addresses Feet while fornicating.
What am I even saying. We got Covid for the first time this week btw lol help.
Gatorade and chicken soup is your best friend through it.

Go ahead and post the sex tape, piggy. You know you want to.
DO IT.
Ralph would never post a sex tape of him and Amanda. Never, not in a million years.

Come piggy post it you know you want to own Harry. Nothing will own Harry more than seeing his sweet daughter begging for the Ralphaseed!
 
It occurs to me that Ralph is much like this. He just bares his cracky teeth and hisses in ragepig. You could go up and kick him in the head, and he’d fall over hissing at you.

Cause for all his nuclear level threats, they’ve produced nothing of interest and you can just discount them out of hand as some form of bullshit, like nobody believes he’d actually wait and have evidence before threatening this and that.
Now don't be so harsh on Ralphamale, he said he was gonna go to Portugal to own the aylawgs, and he did! Twice, in fact! He released pig insemination inctructional video sex tape to prove he had sex with Faith to own the aylawgs! He fought hard to be recognized as Xander's daddy to own the aylawgs! He inseminated (a scientific miracle!) and married the horse to own the aylawgs! He said we're never gonna get him and moved to a third world tropical shithole to own the aylawgs! And in all these cases he totally owned us!

I can't wait to see how he's gonna own us again!
 
If there was any kind of sincerity in that email then Meigh is even more deranged than I thought.

He'll keep your daughter safe?

Faith was "the most important person in his life"?

I have no words.
 
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