LanceHaver
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He's even worse than nigga rich - he blows the little money he has to pretend to be nigga rich. Like the pajeet bus driver who spends his months salary on aviators and a leather jacket
🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.
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- 19 de Ago, 2022
imagine him hollering while he is lifted by the crane
And it will be epic only on the killstream!!!
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- 2 de Ene, 2019
Nobody, because usually the honeymoon happens before the baby is born.
Poor Rozy. In that stadium picture you can really tell that Ralph cares most about himself, he made sure he is warm with a hat and scarf, Meigh at least gets a hat for decoration, but no scarf and poor Cozy Rozy doesn't even get a hat. That just says everything about their family dynamics.
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- 29 de Oct, 2019
That Ragu is looking pretty good. Haven't had one of those in a while.
Imagine picking that bland looking paper plate truffle over this. Couldn't be me.
I think Ethan Ralph must believe that if he says something enough times, that makes it a reality. He could be living out of a dumpster, but so long as he continues to scream, “5 star days!!!” that somehow makes it a W for him and an L for his haters LOL.
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I'd say Ralph is more insane for even touching, let alone breeding with Meigh.
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- 5 de Sep, 2019
Harry should STFU about what a “good mom” Amanda Morris is. She took her infant to an outdoor sporting event in February with no coat, hat, or other warm clothing. That’s called egregious neglect of the child’s most basic needs.
Ralph and Mantsu deserve every miserable moment of their lives.
Ralph and Mantsu deserve every miserable moment of their lives.
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- 26 de Nov, 2016
He wrote 5'8'' on his drivers' licence.
He also posted some kind of document where he poorly clonestamped a "0" after 1, trying to pass himself as 5'10''. I discovered that a while back.
Edit: Post in thread 'Ralph's Height' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ralphs-height.87648/post-9801076
Another user saw the weirdness and I took out the shoop.
Yes, we have an entire thread on Ethan Ralph's staggering height of 5'1''.
They probably already have a Michelin Mascot if they're starred.
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- 4 de Mar, 2019
Have you ever made a clapback you were too high to participate in without your wife+newborn/armalite literally supporting you as extras? My baby's momma's an extra.com
edit: banana clip babylol
edit: banana clip babylol
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- 18 de Abr, 2019
"Attention!"
"Tomorrow the Killstream will hold its quarterly foreign hospitalization."
"No Alogs, Broke Dicks, or Faggots shall be allowed in the Kiwi Farms."
"Xannies shall be provided by the Guild of Pillers."
"The Guild of Pillers uses only the finest narcotics,
True 5 Star Pillstreams for True 5 Star Hosts."
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- 1 de Feb, 2020
The sole redeeming aspect of this hellacious coupling is that the Ralphamale has tried to get May to leave him for a while, but she doesn't get the hint. The marriage and Reroll Rozy Ralph only happened to spite Harry and Faith respectively, no other discernible reason. Outside of those true n' honest romantic actions, he's treated her like garbage the entire relationship.
He even passive aggressively tried to get her to stay in Mexico while he went to Rome by saying saying something along the lines of "she may not even want to go". I.e. He tried to lead his horse to water (and stay home), but she wanted to fly across the Atlantic in economy with a child for 3 days for reasons that only make sense to her.
With Pantsu being terminally slow in the minds and Ralph being a fragile woman, the relationship isn't going to end without some massive catalyst. Unfortunately she's perfectly content due to her bizarre personality, but Ralph hates every moment she's within earshot. Even if he wasn't bitchmade, he can't split from her now because the alogs will dab on him and his ego.
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Obese 37 year old redneck wearing hightops like a child. Who you kiddin' cuh.
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- 9 de Abr, 2019
A latte and a Peroni - 5 star days bitch
I do love the pointless flexing, he does realise that you can get this literally anywhere in the world doesn't he?
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- 24 de Feb, 2019
Interesting, I never knew the Gladiators had to fight wild hogs. Impressive they managed to find a bog hog in Italy.
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Ralph incredibly impressed by common food items is my favorite bit. Reminds me of when he showed off his girl's "recipe" for a chicken salad sandwich with potato chips. If his thing now is grubhubbing Starbucks daily you'd think he'd at least notice on the menu that this is something served at literally every coffee shop in the world
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IS THIS DIVINE INTELLECT? OR IS IT NIGGERLICIOUS?
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You may buy a $5 Starcuck latte, but Ralph spends thousands of dollars getting thrown off airplanes to get it in ROME, BITCH. ROME!