🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Truly Rural]

If May ends up pregnant (doubt it) they'll check gender, and if it's a girl Ralph will force her to abort. The only thing I'm not sure is if he'll have enough self control not to announce the pregnancy too early.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

My money is on drug/alcohol overdose before the end of the year. I'm thinking late summer 2023.

But suicide is definitely a strong possibility. He might have that moment of clarity and realize he's burned every bridge, torpedoed his own moderately successful career, accumulated enough debt for 3 lifetimes, and has no one left in life after the pedohorse inevitably leaves. He'll kill himself with pills like a teen girl but if he necks himself he'll kick out the two phone books underneath him and end up stuck like Frank in Always Sunny. His neck would be too fat to properly hang himself.

Ralph will not kill himself until he is broke.

If his means of income were taken away, I wouldn't give him long. Until then, he will stay cos he can go on holidays, get fucked up, take xannies etc.

Ralph's income is probably on a downward trajectory, by the nature of his online presence on alt platforms it's limited - however, that isn't to say he's going to lose his income source anytime soon.

Yet his poor spending habits means when it does he won't be able to maintain a lifestyle acceptable to him. He's neck himself as a result of that and only that.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It does make you wonder though that if Ralph got his wish with Ethan Jr, how shitty would he treat him? That's another mouth to feed and his "ideal" or "true" heir would probably just be tossed to the wayside like all of the other things in his life because he views people as objects. Once something no longer serves any use or purpose to him, he discards it.

There’s no doubt at all that Ralph couldn’t be forced to expend actual attention on any child of his no matter how ideal.

If somehow he had a savant baby that could play Chopin at one year old, it would still end up with its crib full of empty liquor bottles and learn to speak with a hollering’ bog accent.

I think actually beating a child might be too much of an expenditure of calories, though

 

[Spergichu]

Ralph, trying to flex on Harry about fucking his daughter (your whore wife) is kinda weird. She's not his gf or wife. There's no cuck element here dumbass.

Ralph probably unironically believes the *breaks keyboard* copypasta. Explains why he doesn't bother trying to raise cozy.gov

 

[draggs]

Ralph, trying to flex on Harry about fucking his daughter (your whore wife) is kinda weird. She's not his gf or wife. There's no cuck element here dumbass.

The only way a man having sex with Harry's adult daughter, who is that man's wife, would be shamefur to Harry... is if that man is some substandard pile of flesh

So once again congratulations Ralph has played himself

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I often like to share the exploits of some of the prominent cows on the site with my girlfriend. If Tomlinson or Keffals or Dong-Gone does something funny or heinous, I share it with her. And most of the time, she just humors me. She finds some of it funny, sure, but I mean, this shit takes a certain kind of person to enjoy, and I get that. I do appreciate that she at least humors me, listens, and gives me some boilerplate reactions.

But Ralph? Ralph is different. She fucking HATES Ralph. I told her about this particular shitshow when the news first broke, and she was enraptured. I mean seriously, when it comes to other lolcows, I'll tell her the thing that happened, she'll laugh or cringe or say "What the fuck" and then we move on. But with Ralph we have full blown in-depth conversations about the dude, with us throwing theories and predictions back and forth. It's actually quite fun. But more importantly it illustrates the point of this rant: even a person who does not truly give a shit about lolcow stuff or internet gossip will naturally find themselves hating Ralph when they learn of his existence. He's a truly horrible, irredeemable little goblin monster.

Spoiler: GF's Take on Events

If anyone's curious, my girlfriend's stance on this whole shitshow is this: Ralph is an abusive drunken piece of shit. It is not a question of if he'll hurt Meigh or the baby, but rather a question of when. Even though Meigh is a gross pedo lolicon retard, even she does not deserve to be hurt in a domestic dispute (which, for the record, I do agree with, even if she did this to herself). And thus, my girlfriend hopes that Meigh will eventually wake the fuck up and get away from this monster before the worst happens, if not for her sake then for the sake of the baby.

Women are disgusted by Ralph, but there are always troubled, desperate women who have no standards and will fuck any creep that pays attention to them. Think about this, Grady Stiles, the carnival freak Lobster Boy had two wives and five children. He was a fat, angry, legitimate freak of nature. He was a severe alcoholic who regularly beat his wife and all his children. Eventually they murdered him, but still women were willing to marry and breed with fucking lobster boy.

It was a relief the teenage Faith had enough sense to high tail out of Ralph’s life, but she might have stuck around longer if May wasn’t gunning to be the #1 abuse victim.

A woman choosing to be a drunken rage pig’s abuse victim is nothing new. When they selfishly decide to bring a child into their abusive relationship, people get angry. Dumb women like Pantsu think a baby will be their BFF and be a teddy bear to hold after another round of abuse. It’s sick shit. The fact that Pantsu is totally friendless makes it even worse for poor Rosy. She’s going to be saddled with a freight load of codependent mommy’s emotional baggage before pre-school. Rozy will worry more about Mommy crying, than mom comforting her. It’s a really horrifying life for a small child. Rosy will believe her mother’s emotional well being is her responsibility.

Most people make the argument that having children is what will (hopefully) snap most people out of their self-absorbed and self-destructive lives as a strong impetus for getting clean and back on the right track because of how a child can give them some kind of "greater purpose" in life. If anything, Ralph is the exact opposite in that it has accelerated it (well, more specifically, his marriage) to points of near or no return since all of his risky decision-making just keeps getting worse and worse with no foresight at all for his family. Then again, Ralph says he has no family, just a whore of a wife and her bastard daughter. He has no interest in their health, Rozy's education (much less any inheritance to speak of), saving away anything for retirement or even health related costs. How is he going to take care of any medical bills that Amanda or Rozy have? What about when she needs dental work? Nope, nope, nope.

This is bullshit imho. Decent parents prepare to have and raise children, not hope a kid makes them suddenly decide to be a better person.

Do some people have kids and suddenly get their shit together? Sure, it happens, esp with young parents, but Ralph’s current situation is more common. Raising kids is hard, requires self-sacrifice, patience and lots of work to be a decent parent. The worst part is Ralph and Pantsu aren’t some teen parents. Ralph is 37 year old man, this is as good as it gets and it’s fucking awful.

If you already have an unstable shitbag that can’t even take care of himself and suddenly toss in an infant into his life it’s going to get way worse, not better. Just like people in shitty relationships who think having a baby will bring them closer together only to discover it turbo charged resentment and complete breakdown of the relationship.

The irony is humanity’s safety net for inevitable shitty, unstable parents is grandparents. But Ralph couldn’t tolerate any hope of stability or normalcy for Rozy so burned that bridge too. He can now only take satisfaction in degrading and punishing his whore wife and baby daughter in new and inventive ways.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

The only way a man having sex with Harry's adult daughter, who is that man's wife, would be shamefur to Harry... is if that man is some substandard pile of flesh

So once again congratulations Ralph has played himself

If we still lived in the days where fathers had sole discretion about whom their daughters married then I could point to him and lay blame, but those days are long gone. This failure lies solely on his slatternly daughter.

 

[FIVE STAR DAYS]

Why the fuck does this fat retard keep posting random boring food & drink photos, rather than pics of the locales he's supposedly visiting? Even if you were a fan, I don't see what the fuck is so remarkable about seeing an image from this redneck of something I could get at any cafe or bar down the street from where I live.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He’s guntified. And he’s ancient. And he drives an ice cream van.

Just another Guntified Cow bound for Moo Moo Land...

 

[Spergichu]

Why the fuck does this fat retard keep posting random boring food & drink photos, rather than pics of the locales he's supposedly visiting? Even if you were a fan, I don't see what the fuck is so remarkable about seeing an image from this redneck of something I could get at any cafe or bar down the street from where I live.

That would make it easier for people to track him down and beat him in the streets again.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Man, I'm sure it has been said many times already but Rozy has a uniquely horrible lot in life. Being raised by narcissistic white trash parents would itself normally be enough to lead a kid to grow up to OD on drugs sooner than later. This is the first time that same type of child will have their parents' abuse of them, and embarrassing behavior, chronicled since birth.

Reminds me a bit of the Hayleigh Cummings case, little girl who 'disappeared' from the care of her fathers' teen girlfriend. Basically a white trash Jonbenet Ramsey situation.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

I'm not just jumping on the bandwagon to insult the man, but, is it my imagination or is he letting his personal grooming slip recently? These selfies are beginning to have street-beggar vibes to them. I'm sure he used to take more care with his personal grooming.

 

[Elmo]

I'm not just jumping on the bandwagon to insult the man, but, is it my imagination or is he letting his personal grooming slip recently? These selfies are beginning to have street-beggar vibes to them. I'm sure he used to take more care with his personal grooming.

I was sneeding about this earlier. He will need to set aside time to have his hair cut/shaved while in Rome if he wants to not look like Rufus Hannah Euro Trip. If he's going to perform for the camera, the least the waddling pigcorpse could do is clean himself up.

 

[FIVE STAR DAYS]

That would make it easier for people to track him down and beat him in the streets again.

I agree to some extent, but I hasn't his hotel already been doxed? I don't get why he hasn't posted pics of the stuff they've done and seen the previous day. Also I don't understand why the fuck he keeps drinking beer in Italy, rather than wine.

 

[chudbere]

A few people have been checking around for possible video of the incident on the plane that led to Ralph getting kicked off, and while we haven't found any (yet), I do have a reaction video posted a few days ago from a passenger on DL152. I have removed identifying details from her video to prevent her from being bothered by anyone, but she did say it was indeed on the JFK to Rome flight. Unfortunately, she didn't see exactly what was happening or get video of it.

And now some autistic verification/details from people in sneedchat (@Balldo's Gate @Wendy's Chili and others)

Original date/time the video was uploaded:


Picture of Rome's airport ceiling tiles for comparison:

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Every time I see him bragging about Rome I think back to my semester in Italy. My professor talked at length about how no Romans live in Rome, the entire city essentially runs for the tourists at this point. This is entirely him bragging about being tourist trapped.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

A few people have been checking around for possible video of the incident on the plane that led to Ralph getting kicked off, and while we haven't found any (yet), I do have a reaction video posted a few days ago from a passenger on DL152. I have removed identifying details from her video to prevent her from being bothered by anyone, but she did say it was indeed on the JFK to Rome flight. Unfortunately, she didn't see exactly what was happening or get video of it.

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And now some autistic verification/details from people in sneedchat (@Balldo's Gate @Wendy's Chili and others)

Original date/time the video was uploaded:
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Picture of Rome's airport ceiling tiles for comparison:
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I really thought she was a tranny at first because of the voice lol

 

[chudbere]

I really thought she was a tranny at first because of the voice lol

Lol! The original audio source is here.

 

[Truly Rural]

Would suck to catch a flight home with same crew, he might not be accepted on board after all .

 

[Telemeter]

Every time I see him bragging about Rome I think back to my semester in Italy. My professor talked at length about how no Romans live in Rome, the entire city essentially runs for the tourists at this point. This is entirely him bragging about being tourist trapped.

Every time I see him bragging about Rome it reminds me of a broke ass poor bragging about his new busted ass 1998 BMW.

Like who hasn't been to Rome?