🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[John Andrews Stan]

Well you see now; the danger of giving pointless advice like this is that even if he could afford a bike, they are like elevators and have a 2-ton weight limit, so he couldn’t ride it anyways.

Guys we already have photos of the pig on a hog.




Granted, he’s put on quite a bit of weight since these were taken.

 

[Zilch]

...why does it look like Meigh is holding a small sack of potatoes instead of a baby?

Ralphagenes.
Rozy's going to be a portly girl.
Good thing they gave her a fat girl's name with wigger spelling

 

[Angry Shoes]

Wow he really showed us. Putting this much effort into running damage control for your horrific personal life and ‘owning’ KF while on your honeymoon with your daughter definitely isn’t one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen.

 

[Zilch]

Wow he really showed us. Putting this much effort into running damage control for your horrific personal life and ‘owning’ KF while on your honeymoon with your daughter definitely isn’t one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen.

Looks like Meigh's degree in PR is finally paying off

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Not to piss in your beer, and your celebration of this legendary moment of making gunt take a selfie on vacation. But this thread is technically over now right? Or at least put on hold.

See, this is where the gunt fandom escapes you.

Ralph “won,” but he still is on a 70 hour vacation with like 50 hours of transit that he couldn’t afford, got kicked off a plane AFTER it started taxiing, still DID BPD out and call his wife a whore on Twitter then delete the messages after.. and it’s going to come up in court in about a week and help make sure he keeps paying for a son he’s never going to see.

And it’s all ok in his book, because we were speculating that Meigh might have left him and she didn’t. It’s a ralphawin. A five star day, if you will.

And it’s not too late for him to get his ass beat by random Italians

Can’t you see how this works?

DSP is a low-octane cow. His story is funny once, but then it’s boring on the day to day. We need high-octane ralphamilk

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I thought she was a whore claiming to be his wife.

 

[Agent Proper]

...why does it look like Meigh is holding a small sack of potatoes instead of a baby?

It's a good way to hide booze while walking around a city.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph married this lmao

 

[Polyboros2]

But that's why it would be so amazing. Just imagine little 5'1 Ralph on a motorcycle, a bowling ball of flesh and anger rocketing down the highway. It would be one of those things you'd see and later on wonder if maybe you'd just imagined the whole thing.

What's he going to do with it? Have a fake and gay ass biker rally with an the fans of the Killstream? Dick Masterson isn't going to think that's cool.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Who goes to Italy and eats….PIZZA, lol. With every truly Italian cuisine option open to them, they choose a pepperoni pizza? Seriously?? Ahahahaa my sides

It's been a long time since I've been in Italy but the equivalent of pepperoni pizza was called "Diavola Pizza" and it was basically a thing that existed for tourists. Whatever the fuck Ralph is eating though looks substantially shittier than anything I saw there and reminds me of the "pizza" I would make out of pillsbury dough and shredded cheese when I was a drunk 20 something year-old.

Also those black hookers soliciting people in Rome were like straight from Africa and extremely raggedy and gross to the point where normal people would desperately try to avoid being anywhere near them. If Ralph fucks one of them, he is going to get AIDS for real this time.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

See, this is where the gunt fandom escapes you.

Ralph “won,” but he still is on a 70 hour vacation with like 50 hours of transit that he couldn’t afford, got kicked off a plane AFTER it started taxiing, still DID BPD out and call his wife a whore on Twitter then delete the messages after.. and it’s going to come up in court in about a week and help make sure he keeps paying for a son he’s never going to see.

And it’s all ok in his book, because we were speculating that Meigh might have left him and she didn’t. It’s a ralphawin. A five star day, if you will.

And it’s not too late for him to get his ass beat by random Italians

Can’t you see how this works?

Cog and Dan should to go to Italy and gunt hunt again.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph married this lmao
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She looks like she’s been crying

 

[John Andrews Stan]

...why does it look like Meigh is holding a small sack of potatoes instead of a baby?

Because she is a pedophile with zero maternal instincts and would trade her baby for a sack of potatoes if the rage pig told her to. She’s a piece of shit as big as Ralph, make no mistake.

 

[Triple Flutz]

looking like STALKER NPCs:

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He looks like Vladimir Putin on the left, and Ted Cruz on the right.

 

[Estate]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KIWISISTERS I CANT I CANT BREED
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Thus begins the Guntpocalypse, but instead of the sounds of trumpets, all the frightened corn enthusiasts heard was ...

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph, even when you think you have a W, it's still an L buddy. So May didn't leave you.... you're still married to a disgusting hobgoblin that sucked a tranny's deformed dick and you kiss that bitch on the lips. There is no win to be had here Ralphie boy.

 

[TJBirish]

No, don't say that. There's no way Ralph is capable of properly training a pitbull.

He should get a full grown one from the shelter. I hear they come well trained.

 

[SpreadingTheVirus]

Imagine fighting the internet. Sooo stupid. Whats Ralphs endgame? To be kicked off of every streaming platform (his paycheck) and have like $5,000 retirement savings at age 50 and do….what exactly? He has no discernible skills. No redeeming qualities. And one search of his name and any legit good company is going to say Hell No.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Who goes to Italy and eats….PIZZA, lol. With every truly Italian cuisine option open to them, they choose a pepperoni pizza? Seriously?? Ahahahaa my sides

Same kind of people who go to Portugal and get burger king. They can't but help be stereotypical American trash. When I go abroad I at least ask what the server recommends or what the locals prefer. Give it a few days and they'll be bragging about eating steamed hams (hamburgers from McDonalds)

 

[Polyboros2]

Ralph married this lmao
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He has every right to brag, she is the best he has ever and will ever nail, with out having to pay for it. Whatever capitulation he does to keep her around, it's because he knows he'll never do better.