🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Noproblemo]

Dark timeline: Ralph spirals and piss off Fuentes, getting himself kicked off cozy. Alone in Merida with no friends and surrounded by the cartels, Ralph completes Null's bet.

Hang in there Ralphamale!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

People keep saying this was planned but I really doubt Pantsu had any actual plan - as co-signing on committing credit card on her dad and getting cut off seems a weird step to take in that case as well as getting married. If she had a decent plan for getting away then she would of done more discourage those 2 events happening. Getting into extra debt with the family also doesn't seem smart.

Spoiler: alog fanfiction

Pantsu generally has shown in her private chats that she very much wants to sell the idea that Ralph is successful and she's happy with her lot. Mind that Ralph also would pull Nora and Faith to do "we're very happy I swear" hostage bits before they finally had enough

We also know she's kind of immune to Ralph cheating as for the most part it only bothers her when he doesn't let her know he's hooking up with someone. She also has shit self esteem and will justify shit like Ralph having her drive 9 months pregnant alone to New York as "he needs to do his stream to earn money"

I think she was at first very on board with the whole Morris fight as she was big mad that her sister dated suggest maybe she shouldn't marry the pig. But then dad stepped in and she felt Ralph was justified in his actions because Harry was breaking his stuff and making the whole thing very public.

There must of been some communication between dad and daughter as Harry just a few weeks ago attempted to reach out to smoke the Peace pipe with Ralph for Pantsu's sake. It went downhill v fast because dad wasn't going to apologize for sticking up for his kids.

Then on the heat of that and prob being convinced by Ralph that it was super shitty that her dad didn't bow to him. Ralph declares "fuckit let's go to Vegas and get hitched on his card seeing as they hate the idea so much" - she agrees, dad cuts her off and Ralph uses her account to tell her dad she gives no shits about fucking up his credit.

They get to wrasslemania where Ralph tells her she gotta get on that sammitch making duty stat. Ralph gets served and this makes him miserable - Pantsu knows this means they will have a bad night once the event is over.

Suddenly off to Cancun so not much time to process everything going on. Then he's all about Italy. Pantsu prob would of rolled with it but she's a mom handling a baby who prob is not thrilled at all this constant travel and grumpy "husband" trying to escape the mess he made for himself yet again.

I think she could still go back. Fear of being alone can make you do dumb things and she may feel like calling family isnt an option after everything that's happened recently

She would not have boarded the plane if this was planned. This isn't hard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I like the theory somebody floated about her pretending she was taking Rozy to get changed and just bailed without a word. Unfortunately it’s about as realistic as stepmom incest porn. Much more likely she didn’t respond fast enough to his texts when she took Rozy to the bathroom and his drunk and stoned primate brain immediately chimped.

 

[DrNow]

I never really cared about this guy, to me he’s just an uncharismatic, loud podcast guy. I never got the hostility towards the pantsu party woman either, she always seemed out of his league to me. Like it was just guilt by association.

Seeing him screaming down stardust kind of made me kind of see why Josh hates him so much. Like you’d have to go a long way to sound worse than Keffals, but Ethan Ralph might have actually pulled it off. It was kinda like watching Alex Jones crossed with Slaton family genetics.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Outside of joke marriages, is two weeks some kind of record before a marriage collapses?

She would not have boarded the plane if this was planned. This isn't hard.

It was her only way to get to New York with the baby probably.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ralph starting a very strong campaign for lolcow of the year after disappointingly losing to keffals last year, well see if he continues strong for the rest of the year or if he falls apart down the stretch like he did last time

Just yesterday or the day before was the 1yr anniversary of the first Portugal beatdown that permanently disfigured Ralph. People then were saying that he was already a shoe-in for LOLCow of the Year and to just give it to him. A lot can happen in 11 months.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I fully expect that his first tweets today to include a skank he picked up on the streets of NYC. That's the only way to own Null after last night.

Gunt will be sulking hard this morning, burning his finger tips typing out the threats, then groveling, then suicide bait to Pantsu.

It all hinges on how Pantsu responds to his attempts at emotional manipulation and threats this morning. Ignore and block is her best bet, but she loves drama. I’d really like an hollering Mexican hobo arc for Ralph.

The Ralph family can’t afford 2 NY hotels, empty rooms in Rome plus the Airbnb in Mexico, but otoh Ralph can’t afford a wife, baby, child support and all his crippling addictions either.

He’s either going to have to do his best “muh soulmate” groveling, suicide baiting and emotional manipulation to convince May into returning to the stucco cube of misery in Mexico or decide to be a Mexican outlaw hobo that can drink, drug, gamble and pay rent with whatever he can grift. Seems like easy choice for a Ralphamale.

I have no doubt Ralph was hollering about her calling daddy at the airport, but now he’s got to be worried she actually did and the next time he sees her will be in zoom court appearance.

 

[not william stenchever]

I never really cared about this guy, to me he’s just an uncharismatic, loud podcast guy. I never got the hostility towards the pantsu party woman either, she always seemed out of his league to me. Like it was just guilt by association.

To illustrate: one of the videos she put up when she was still with digibro features her pointing to a lolicon poster and saying "this is what I'm into"

 

[Cubanodun]

Im starting to believe Ralph was on mexico to pitch his life as a telenovela

 

[Ichiban]

Dark timeline: Ralph spirals and piss off Fuentes, getting himself kicked off cozy. Alone in Merida with no friends and surrounded by the cartels, Ralph completes Null's bet.

Hang in there Ralphamale!

More like hang up there

 

[Pork Packer]

Im starting to believe Ralph was on mexico to pitch his wife at a donkey show

FTFY

 

[ArmouredRobin]

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Don't show this to Ralph, he'll take the clown makeup as a Joker comparison and think it's a win

 

[Mikoyan]

People used to say the same of Lowtax. Give him a few years.

For the next few days I'm actually wondering if he'll try for the triple kill+self-own. Dude's a massive coward but he's also up against the wall in a couple ways. I don't think it'll happen, but can't count it out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Mantsu does go back to him, she can bet money that Ralph is going to beat her to within an inch of her life while their daughter watches. She’s taller and stronger than him but you know he’ll fight dirty and probably stab her with a fork or some other wigger shit.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Ralph would've been forced to change or else risk becoming a genetic dead end in any sane environment.
I have no idea what thought process would lead anyone to think he'd be a good father. It's amazing to see the trash fire but still, I hope his kids can get an okay childhood somehow.

Vickers is dummmmmbbbb but Xander will have de facto older brothers and grandparents who are financially/interpersonally stable and don’t have obvious substance abuse problems. He’s got a shot, despite his parents’ troubling genetics. (Xander should never, ever have a sip of alcohol, for instance.)

 

[soulgains]

I'm not caught up on the lore, but I have to say having no father is better than having Ethan Ralph as your father.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

As much as people don't like her for being a vapid retard, I hope May did manage to escape the gunt. Her life has been absolute hell since she shacked up with him, and the only real escapes she has is if he dies, or if she actually managed to get away

I do not think there is much risk to Ralph catching up to her, even with Rozy in to I think that she could out hustle and out manouvre a sober Ralph never mind one who has had a few drinks too many. Plus, the scenes in public if he tried to confront her would likely lead to random passing men and women intervening to aid her AND she is from the area, she knows the lay of the land and probably knows where she is going.

The problem is beaten women often return to their man out of fear of retribution, and even when they would be perfectly safe if they simply got into a friends house, their addled minds are not always able to make that determination. Seeing it as a case of disloyalty to their abuser. If Pantsu is abused by Ralph, and lets be real here it's his MO with all the women he has had a domestic living situation so she must suffer from it to some degree, then the main chance he has of having her return to him is if she chooses to. That in turn will be influenced by what options she has immediately available to her - my guess is that despite her transgressions, her family will take her back, even if it is only for Rozy's sake. Will that be enough? It wasn't enough for Faith in DC, but then again Pantsu is not a 19 year old so maybe has a bit more of an understanding of the situation.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Ralph is far far from my favorite cow, but he always surprises me with new ways of awkwardly getting felted.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

An issue that hasn’t been explored yet, a very interesting one, is the fact that in a divorce from Gunt, Meigh could very well go after and receive a percentage interest in Gunt’s Intellectual Property. Unlike the Ralphaswamp, or Ronnie’s Crack Shack, she can prove that she’s participated in the Killstream, cohosted it, so although it was all Gunt’s prior to their marriage Gunt brought her into it and she’s legally entitled to a piece of it. This divorce, if handled correctly, COULD result in a permanent Abort of the Retort.

If they go the divorce route, they'd have to get it in Mexico [may depend on how long they have been living there - most places in the US want at least 6 months]. Mexico would apply Nevada law. Nevada is a community property state, so assets acquired during the marriage would typically be split 50-50 (by value) What was brought in before, or things like inheritance, etc., would not typically be considered as part of the pot.

They've been married a minute, so unlikely that there's anything much in the community pot (earnings, jointly acquired property, etc.). Sounds like her dad was buying them stuff, and money spent on rent and such is gone, so not much there. The value of his IP/show/business hasn't had some huge swing up in value during the marriage, so there's really no argument for some asset appreciation direction, either. And if they did there would just typically be an assigned value and one person would buy from the other or other assets would he sorted to counterbalance the value. But that costs more money than it's worth for this.

Related: they're looking at divorce not annulment*. The marriage is either voidable or its not. Time isn't a factor. You can get an annulment for a specific set of reasons. I guess fraud could be argued somehow, but the divorce and annulment processes are similar enough there's really no reason to try to shoehorn a basic bad decision into the extra annulment hoops in a no-fault state.

* which is apparently not that easy, anyhow

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Corn this year be like