🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Ass Johnson]

Congratulations to this fat fuck for ruining his marriage in less than a month. Real gunt shit.

 

[TJBirish]

I swear to God, if he tries a live stream today to raise money to continue on to Rome, I'm all in. Seeing him over there to "own" Mrs. Ed and getting the shit kicked out him AGAIN may actually be the funniest thing to happen in the history of the world.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Just woke up. Can i get a TLDR? Did the horse go back to Ralph? Did she go back to her father? Has anything changed since the tweets were deleted last night?

 

[Pootella]

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[Wodanaz]

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Vultures are already circling

 

[MadStan]

This is just a reality TV show at this point and you'r the equivalent of a bunch of beyond-their-best 30 something wine moms watching Paradise Hotel or Bachelor.

Damn straight bitch. And Proud of it.

Eat my shorts.

 

[buttmunch]

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I was wondering when these fags would jump onto it, guess they just finished reading the thread, i imagine its going to be an hour of reading the OP and 6 hours crying about jewsh calling ppp gay in the tier video...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Just a friendly reminder that Ralph's next Vickers court hearing is in 10 days.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

One key difference: This is real. There really is an Ethan Oliver Ralph stuck in NYC after presumably getting kicked off a plane and abandoned by his newlywed.

If you made a TV show out of Ralph, nobody would believe the plot line could possibly exist.

This is why I am done keffals until he/she/it gets featured again. This shit is some fever dream coked up executive t.v producer that thinks, NAH THATLL NEVER WORK, and then lo and behold fat white urkel comes out of it.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Even with the horse for a wife Ralph couldn't build a stable household

Heheh... heh

 

[Dirty Larry]

My

dad didn't graduate highschool it's a miracle I ever made it out of remedial English let alone a college class

Presented without comment

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Ralph should apply for a job at Valve or something

lol he would eat all their goyslop snacks:

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

i imagine its going to be an hour of reading the OP

Thankfully there aren't any video clips, then it would be at least 3 hours.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Just woke up. Can i get a TLDR? Did the horse go back to Ralph? Did she go back to her father? Has anything changed since the tweets were deleted last night?

The wedding photos are still pinned so who knows. I’m not sure how calling her a whore and trusting no bitch is going to work out but he could be deleting those for divorce court reasons.

But maybe they worked things out. This isn’t the first time he’s flipped out at her in public according to Harry’s texts.

 

[Jex]

Just watched Null's tier list. A key point that he missed about the ChrisxMay dynamic is that she's a mother and Christ can call her mommy while he fucks without it being weird, I'd go as far as saying it would be therapeutic.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

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The Ralpha Sleeper Agent has been activated to holler in his Massa's absence.

The numbers Ralph! Tell us how much you're prepared to pay the whores horse in divorce court!

 

[Moss Monster]

Everyone thought Josh lost his "Amanda won't be married by the end of 2023" prediction when she got married. I can already hear how he giggles about it next stream.

I'm stoked our boy might've been vindicated in the end. Year of the Rabbit, lads. Can you feel the fortune flowing through you?

 

[Happy Fish]

When you're digging gold on a gigantic shitpile and you have that big of a nose, you would be calling quits before hitting the motherlode too.

The point is why the fuck didn't she call it quits sooner? Waiting for post wedding is like, what? Did she want to own his swamp or something?

 

[Gangster Talk]

The wedding photos are still pinned so who knows. I’m not sure how calling her a whore and trusting no bitch is going to work out but he could be deleting those for divorce court reasons.

But maybe they worked things out. This isn’t the first time he’s flipped out at her in public according to Harry’s texts.

Considering his state I think it's optimistic to ascribe any thought to his actions beyond drunkenly making angry retarded tweets and impulsively deleting them