💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[AnOminous]

Either that, or she's scared shitless to the point that she's actually listening to her lawyer and keeping her mouth shut. Could very well be that she got a competent small practice attorney who sat her in a room, told her she was in deep shit, and explained to her that she should view every ill-advised statement she makes as another 4 figures in legal expenses.

It could be one of those situations where the most competent and ethical lawyer involved is the "strip mall lawyer" as occurred in the Vic Mignogna case. Never judge a lawyer by the address of his practice.

 

[TokiBun]

Ah a fellow sufferer of misphonia to coughing Im glad Im not alone in this hell.

Yeah I can't deal with it either so I just wait for Kino Casino to cover Ethan drama. Out of all his ticks the snorting bothers me way more than the coughing.

 

[AssignedEva]

There's an amusing irony in the thing that finally took Hasan down was something Hasan did himself on stream in front of his followers (and then got his friends to tell contradictory obvious lies about because Hasan is an idiot). Nothing Ethan has said or done has contributed to Hasan's downfall in any way, and none of his videos or streams since the news broke have managed to crack 500k, so he's not being viewed as a source of information outside of his remaining fanbase.

That said, Ethan doesn't care (or hasn't noticed, or has chosen to believe differently) because he's celebrating Hasan's downfall.

Friendly reminder that Ethan is in no position to morally grandstand over the treatment of dogs. He used to feed his dogs shredded cheese, they used to shit all over their studio and not let out/walked, and died from health complications likely from being poorly cared for like kidney failure. One of his dogs even had an emergency because it ate an adderall that Ethan left on the floor.

When Hasan was lying about using a vibrating collar, Ethan started joking that he was sexually violating the dog with a vibrator. Meanwhile, Hasan retweeted a clip of Ethan talking about how it wasn't his fault that he killed his dog by feeding it cheese, and this is "disgusting"

Ethan's victory lap over Hasan has backfired, because it's just leading to more people learning about his own behaviour towards his dogs (including making one of them wear a prong collar) and attracting extra scrutiny on hypocrisy. For example, having a crewmember crawl about picking up dog shit during the podcast (and openly acknowledging that's what she's doing) because his dogs shit all over the studio

On the most recent livestream, while talking about how shitty a boyfriend Hasan must be if this is how he treats his dogs and audience, Ethan spontaneously decided to 100% definitively confirm Valkyrae is Hasan's girlfriend and Hasan had specifically told him he keeps her secret to avoid her getting targeted with harassment. In fairness to Ethan I think Valkyrae was a pretty open secret at this point, and I'm fairly sure this isn't the first time Ethan's alluded to it, but it's never been definitively confirmed by anyone so it's a bit of a new development.

 

[Sexyphobe]

Say what you want about every other Crew member, but I gotta give a big shout out to Tom Ward. When somebody like Hasan does something stupid and Ethan's talking about it, almost everyone else will be mostly silent or try to get Ethan/Hila off topic. Tom will not only encourage the shit talking, but will join in. Plus he seems like an all-around cool guy. Too bad he isn't a guest on the show that much.

 

[9 / 11]

Obviously most of it is edgy early twenties ragebait nonsense, since this is like a decade before his first child was born.

• "When you become an uncle avoid the sexual tension that is inevitable between you and your nephew. It will be very exciting and enticing, but in the end the stress that will result from this relationship will not be worth it. It is always best to get involved with children outside the family; with friends, co-workers, etc."
• "This reminds me of the time I was on Chatroulette and saw a dude's penis."
• "I once molested Val Kilmer's children, he was like, \"wat? lol\""
• "I am God's Son."
• "Your mom is Lucy that old human-ape bitch from 3.2 million years ago, discovered by the French geologist Maurice Taieb."
• "Funny stuff bro, reminds me of the time I shit on the floor and rubbed it on my face."
• "Do you reckon he masturbates with his feet?"
• "That negro child sure is elastic. Reminds me of when I stand in front of the mirror and twist my hips so my dick dances around in circles. Usually stops like he did too when it hits my 2 year old in the face, lol. He usually stands under me asking me what I'm doing, I just tell him \"Daddy is dancing.\" lol.

ngl I kek'd reading this. Anyone who interprets these statements seriously is either autisticly impaired (cannot understand social cues) or acting in bad faith.


If you're going to claim Ethan is some kind of pedophile or sexual deviant with only this as edvice, then your claim has no legs, my friend.

 

[Eventide]

Say what you want about every other Crew member, but I gotta give a big shout out to Tom Ward. When somebody like Hasan does something stupid and Ethan's talking about it, almost everyone else will be mostly silent or try to get Ethan/Hila off topic. Tom will not only encourage the shit talking, but will join in. Plus he seems like an all-around cool guy. Too bad he isn't a guest on the show that much.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Tom Ward is only on Friday episodes.

Tom's an independently wealthy businessman (Ethan only invited him to join the show, after stumbling upon Tom's failed podcast via the Youtube alogarithm, & wondering how Tom booked so many good guests) - unlike the rest of Ethan's crew, Tom isn't a slave to chronically online leftist Redditor opinions. Nor was he ever a close friend of Hasan/Hasan's friend group (like I've said before - if Ethan were smart, he should have fired the Hasan-loyalist crew members the moment he had a falling out with said Hamas supporting Turkroach).

It could be one of those situations where the most competent and ethical lawyer involved is the "strip mall lawyer" as occurred in the Vic Mignogna case. Never judge a lawyer by the address of his practice.

Frogan is remaining quiet, 'cause she probably realizes she's up shit's creek/her only hope is not drawing Ethan's ire any further.

As I've said before - I genuinely think Frogan is one of the H3Snark mods (if not, the founder of the subreddit). Remember, pre-October 7th, the content that she primarily covered on her Twitch streams (the content that got Frogan her the "Rising Star" award ) was snark commentary on reality tv shows, like the Real Housewives, as well as snarking on celebrity drama - often addressing topics from Reddit reality tv snarksubs.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Tom Ward is only on Friday episodes.

Tom's an independently wealthy businessman (Ethan only invited him to join the show, after stumbling upon Tom's failed podcast via the Youtube alogarithm, & wondering how Tom booked so many good guests) - unlike the rest of Ethan's crew, Tom isn't a slave to chronically online leftist Redditor opinions. Nor was he ever a close friend of Hasan/Hasan's friend group (like I've said before - if Ethan were smart, he should have fired the Hasan-loyalist crew members the moment he had a falling out with said Hamas supporting Turkroach).



Frogan is remaining quiet, 'cause she probably realizes she's up shit's creek/her only hope is not drawing Ethan's ire any further.

As I've said before - I genuinely think Frogan is one of the H3Snark mods (if not, the founder of the subreddit). Remember, pre-October 7th, the content that she primarily covered on her Twitch streams (the content that got Frogan her the "Rising Star" award ) was snark commentary on reality tv shows, like the Real Housewives, as well as snarking on celebrity drama - often addressing topics from Reddit reality tv snarksubs.

I thought she got famous for swallowing a goat whole on stream.

 

[ADOLFHEILKANYE]

ethan klein- jews being evil,disgusting and degenerate,more at 11

 

[AssignedEva]

This is the photo they went with to promote some new H3 merch

I assume the toupee is a joke but it's a very offputting image.
Hila has been showing off the next part of the "Teddy Glow" range, which is an eyeshadow palette.

It's not being very well received because it's a bunch of shimmer shades in random non-cohesive colours (shimmer shades are some of the cheapest to manufacture due to their high oil content). Also some liquid blushes, but that's less interesting than the jumpscare Hila posted:

Possibly the capital outlay on launching a "makeup line" is causing some behind the scenes tensions, as Ethan got very snappy with Hila on a recent stream

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0:47

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I know white jews like the Kleins generally hate blacks, but they would have been better off hiring DeShawn & Shaniqua from the hood, than a couple of half-breed arabs from Dearborn. At least DeShawn & Shaniqua would realize they have a good thing going/not openly side with people that literally want to murder their boss - the boss that pays them extremely well for only working 3 days a week. & the black women over on Lipstick Alley have serious arab fatigue/aren't being fooled by "intersectionality" the way all those LGBTQ+ troons for Palestine are.

The funniest racist rant I've ever heard was from this black woman. Who lived in an apartment building with me unless she fucking hated. Indians and Korean women. Basically she like Indians because they wouldn't stop hitting on her and being sexually aggressive. And she hated Korean women because she doesn't like the Ching Chang Chong talk. When she's going to the nail salon.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

This is the photo they went with to promote some new H3 merch
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I assume the toupee is a joke but it's a very offputting image.
Hila has been showing off the next part of the "Teddy Glow" range, which is an eyeshadow palette.
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It's not being very well received because it's a bunch of shimmer shades in random non-cohesive colours (shimmer shades are some of the cheapest to manufacture due to their high oil content). Also some liquid blushes, but that's less interesting than the jumpscare Hila posted:
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Possibly the capital outlay on launching a "makeup line" is causing some behind the scenes tensions, as Ethan got very snappy with Hila on a recent stream

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Ethan looks like he has cancer or AIDS

 

[Chilson]

This is the photo they went with to promote some new H3 merch
Ver archivo adjunto 8094989Ver archivo adjunto 8094994
I assume the toupee is a joke but it's a very offputting image.
Hila has been showing off the next part of the "Teddy Glow" range, which is an eyeshadow palette.
Ver archivo adjunto 8095002Ver archivo adjunto 8095004Ver archivo adjunto 8095005
It's not being very well received because it's a bunch of shimmer shades in random non-cohesive colours (shimmer shades are some of the cheapest to manufacture due to their high oil content). Also some liquid blushes, but that's less interesting than the jumpscare Hila posted:
Ver archivo adjunto 8095038
Possibly the capital outlay on launching a "makeup line" is causing some behind the scenes tensions, as Ethan got very snappy with Hila on a recent stream

rapidsave.com_ethan_criticizing_hilas_bagel_choice_grow_up-nafob27vw8xf1.mp4

rapidsave.com_ethan_calling_hila_damaged_goods_and_old-2ro6a35cl4xf1.mp4

Charles Bronson cosplay???

Ethan looks like he has cancer or AIDS

Ozempic does do that to a motherfucker.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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Charles Bronson cosplay???

Ozempic does do that to a motherfucker.

Yeah that's where my head went for how fucked up he looks. Dude's only forty and looks way older.

Could be Ozempic, has he finally lost the gut that he wouldn't get rid of for a million dollars?

 

[Chilson]

Could be Ozempic, has he finally lost the gut that he wouldn't get rid of for a million dollars?

No it is Ozempic, he hasn't been hiding that he is on it.

 

[Eventide]

So does Hasan have some sorta harem composed entirely of Youtuber video essayists? 'cause the amount of Hasan fangirls coming out of the woodwork to tank their Youtube channels/careers making video essays going after an individual as litigious as Ethan freaking Klein never ceases to amaze me.

The only explanation that makes any lick of sense is that Hasan must be talking to these Youtubers in a Discord or via DM's, sweet talking said dipshits into felting themselves by releasing anti-Ethan Klein video essays.

Even more crazy, this Youtuber than released an apology video like a day later (due to the backlash of Hasan fans offended she referred to the war in Gaza as a conflict), apologizing to Bad Empanada of all people

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

CWHM went live a couple of hours ago on her second channel "mad is on" to do a response to the response of her initial response, and once again it hasn't gone that well. Apparently the live chat was pretty 50:50 between her fans and H3 fans but now that the live's over and regular comments are being left I'm definitely seeing it lean in the direction of the majority being H3 fans.

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1:27:11

 

[AssignedEva]

The only explanation that makes any lick of sense is that Hasan must be talking to these Youtubers in a Discord or via DM's, sweet talking said dipshits into felting themselves by releasing anti-Ethan Klein video essays

Occams razor, there's a perfectly sensible explanation of "Ethan has been acting like a deranged creepy retard for the last two years, and made it worse by going to TikTok so now TikTok hates him". That's bread and butter for a commentary channel, and they're dumb enough to think Ethan won't engage in lawfare.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

This is the photo they went with to promote some new H3 merch
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I assume the toupee is a joke but it's a very offputting image.

This disgusting 70s mustache that has been making a comeback needs to go out of style already. It didn't look good in the 70s and it doesn't look good now.

No it is Ozempic, he hasn't been hiding that he is on it.

I don't think he has officially confirmed he is on Ozempic (even if it's blatantly obvious). At least one year ago, he was denying taking Ozempic and said he'd just lost his weight through dieting, just like every other celebrity who'd failed to lose weight for years but coincidentally started losing weight when Ozempic became available on the market.

So does Hasan have some sorta harem composed entirely of Youtuber video essayists? 'cause the amount of Hasan fangirls coming out of the woodwork to tank their Youtube channels/careers making video essays going after an individual as litigious as Ethan freaking Klein never ceases to amaze me.

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The only explanation that makes any lick of sense is that Hasan must be talking to these Youtubers in a Discord or via DM's, sweet talking said dipshits into felting themselves by releasing anti-Ethan Klein video essays.

Even more crazy, this Youtuber than released an apology video like a day later (due to the backlash of Hasan fans offended she referred to the war in Gaza as a conflict), apologizing to Bad Empanada of all people

H3 Snarkers turned on her even after she pandered to them and used their Reddit as a source. With friends like Snark Predditors and Bad Empanada, who needs enemies?

 

[Eventide]

CWHM went live a couple of hours ago on her second channel "mad is on" to do a response to the response of her initial response, and once again it hasn't gone that well. Apparently the live chat was pretty 50:50 between her fans and H3 fans but now that the live's over and regular comments are being left I'm definitely seeing it lean in the direction of the majority being H3 fans.

I randomly clicked in the middle of the video, and the first thing I saw on the "response to the response" was CWHM crying loud, dramatic, Karen-style crocodile tears

Anyways, I remember CWHM from back during the pandemic. Previously, she went by her first name (Madison) and ran a Youtube channel debunking MLM's popular with her fellow dependas (she's a military wife/was living in Fayetnam, I believe). I remember she'd frequently delete videos/was always getting basic facts wrong about the MLM's she was covering in her videos, which would than be inundated with comments from both MLM participants, and folks who are just like "???" girl wtf you wrong, that's not what the MLM is selling/promoting (for example, she once confused a weight loss MLM supplement with a hair/nails/skin MLM supplement). I'm shocked she's still making Youtube videos, to be honest, I swore she quit being a creator after getting into a bunch of legal drama with notorious Youtube video essayist/law-fu expert Illuminaughtii.

Like, imagine settling a lawsuit with Illuminaughtii, only to go start a feud with Ethan Klein Talk about picking one's battles...

Occams razor, there's a perfectly sensible explanation of "Ethan has been acting like a deranged creepy retard for the last two years, and made it worse by going to TikTok so now TikTok hates him". That's bread and butter for a commentary channel, and they're dumb enough to think Ethan won't engage in lawfare.

Except in her first response video, she specifically stated that she's a longtime Hasan fangirl, and went after H3 cause Ethan & Hila/the H3 fandom are heckin' evil anti-Hasan Zionists falsely accusing Hasan of shocking his dog. She literally made the video to defend Hasan's honor.

But you're right, she's dumb. I mean, in the second response video, she literally admitted her primary research sources were Redditor comments. Like, I'm almost offended she didn't use the 'farms for research! (like most commentary Youtubers nowadays).

 

[Nigger Cattle]

Anyways, I remember CWHM from back during the pandemic. Previously, she went by her first name (Madison) and ran a Youtube channel debunking MLM's popular with her fellow dependas (she's a military wife/was living in Fayetnam, I believe). I remember she'd frequently delete videos/was always getting basic facts wrong about the MLM's she was covering in her videos, which would than be inundated with comments from both MLM participants, and folks who are just like "???" girl wtf you wrong, that's not what the MLM is selling/promoting (for example, she once confused a weight loss MLM supplement with a hair/nails/skin MLM supplement). I'm shocked she's still making Youtube videos, to be honest, I swore she quit being a creator after getting into a bunch of legal drama with notorious Youtube video essayist/law-fu expert Illuminaughtii.

Well, she was probably successful despite the shitty research because she's easy on the eyes. I remember during the pandemic i was watching a shit ton of those "anti-MLM" videos because i had nothing better to watch and hers was one of the channels i found talking about the subject. Didn't really know much about the subject matter nor did i care because i'm a man and she was pretty + had soothing voice.
With that being said, i was watching her video on H3 and it's shocking how much shit she got wrong in a 4 hour video. I'm not a H3 fan, used to watch them before they switched to podcasting but i haven't watched anything since 2017 or 2018, but to bring up Gokanaru's videos at this point was so fucking retarded.

There's so many things to criticize Ethan for and the retard brings up old shit from 2018 and 2019. Not to mention that some people went TOO FAR to mess with Ethan and Hila, now any attempt at making valid criticism is shielded by the fact that people sent CPS to talk to their children and sent skulls to their house, which turned them into martyrs (and, let me be clear, it's terrible that they crossed the line with the children and sent skulls to their house).
Fuck, the Hasan people and the Snark subreddit managed to make people actually feel empathy for Ethan, when before they were actually kinda existing in their own corner of the internet. Now every "safe-edgy" commentary channel like Turkey Tom or Nicholas D'Orio is defending Ethan, even i went from being an Ethan hater to feeling bad that people were trying to fuck with his kids.

Now this lady, who i remember making videos while pregnants at one point, decided to throw her hat in the ring to fight in a war she stands to gain NOTHING from. Even if she "destroyed" Ethan Klein did she think the Hasan community would embrace her as their savior? They HATE white people and she's the whitest woman i've ever seen.
It's even more retarded when you see that her channel was doing just fine, she was probably making decent money from her shitty "downfall" videos, i don't understand why a woman with a child would want to jeopardize that by getting involved in that mess.