💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Marche]

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Ok, so in a hypothetical situation,
Ethan was in a room with just Fuentes and Shapiro
And Ethan had a chance to kill them
Will he do it?
I doubt he's too much of bitch to do anything.

If Ethan was in a room with fuentes and Shapiro id turn on the gas

 

[Barbarus 2]

Someone tell YouTubers no one wants their plush unless it’s based off a cute avatar. Pyro, Pan Pizza? They can sell plushies because their avatars are designed to look like toys. No one wants to own one of a guy in his 30’s.

there are always autists interested in autistic shit like plushes

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

If the Dictionary had a word for "Guy who fucks plushies" it would just be a pic of Ethan.

Being " the guy that fucks plushies" strictly depends on how much Garfield means in the life of said "guy".

 

[Life in Plastic]

If the Dictionary had a word for "Guy who fucks plushies" it would just be a pic of Ethan.

Ethan fucked a Keemstar puppet last year.

https://poptopic.com.au/news/ethan-klein-simulates-sexual-violence-against-keemstar-in-new-video/ (https://archive.md/XnkcG)


https://twitter.com/Bowblax/status/1404967330698842113 (https://archive.md/08qQr)

 

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Cross-posting this here from the Commentary Community thread because I saw some people asking about the Bowblax plushies this is a timeline of the whole thing (as of last night):

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Ethan fucked a Keemstar puppet last year.

Ah yes sexual harassment.
So much for being woke, but I guess anything goes if you're the enemy.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Ah yes sexual harassment.
So much for being woke, but I guess anything goes if you're the enemy.

There are no bad tactics, only bad targets

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

UPDATE on the case of Ethan Klein & his 144 neckbeard plushies.

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Spoiler

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Autism: 1 Ethan:0

Klein was on the verge of doing something nice for someone for a change but did a 180 almost immediately

 

[Devout Muslim]

Ethnic jokes about Europeans (Except Jews) fall under the category of "Safe edginess". The same category where shit like "Be gay do crime" and jokes about overthrowing capitalism reside.

‘Be gay do crime’ is one of the most cringe-inducing slogans. The people I hear saying it are invariably law-abiding citizens who would never act as homosexuals if they faced any serious social pressure. They live in some kind of faggy Gnosticism. Apparently there is some kind of anti-gay demiurge responsible for homophobic social pressure and discrimination, but they all live within the safety of their pro-homo Cathedral.

Not to overtly politishart the thread, but Ethan should take a good, hard. look at assault stats between Priests vs Teachers. You can make fair debates about accountability/coverups/"culture" in the Catholic church

The Archdiocese local to me put systems and policies in place to protect children and to provide restitution well before the secular authorities and police force began their response. They continue to have best-practice systems in place for the protection of children. When it happened, the secular authorities themselves played a role in the cover up of child sexual abuse. So when Catholics are called pedophiles I gotta say:

 

[Path Wanderer]

‘Be gay do crime’ is one of the most cringe-inducing slogans. The people I hear saying it are invariably law-abiding citizens who would never act as homosexuals if they faced any serious social pressure. They live in some kind of faggy Gnosticism. Apparently there is some kind of anti-gay demiurge responsible for homophobic social pressure and discrimination, but they all live within the safety of their pro-homo Cathedral.

The Archdiocese local to me put systems and policies in place to protect children and to provide restitution well before the secular authorities and police force began their response. They continue to have best-practice systems in place for the protection of children. When it happened, the secular authorities themselves played a role in the cover up of child sexual abuse. So when Catholics are called pedophiles I gotta say:Ver archivo adjunto 4039596

Like the BSA, it's mostly just boomers using the post closet atmosphere and powers of lawsuit milking to get their dough. It's partly deserved but Ethan is just headline hunting and partly out of his league at even that

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Something I've genuinely been wondering is what does a modern H3H3 fan look like? The people like myself who enjoyed him for his golden age years are long, long gone. He's had dozens of fuckups and scandal's that have exposed him as a garbage human being since then. The majority of his old audience has left. So who is watching? Why are they watching? How did they find him?

 

[NickGer]

They really blame Jesus for everything that happens to them, and his followers by extension. It's almost like they don't realize their behaviour in the first place caused him and his to become a religion on the scale they are through their actions. Crying out in pain as they strike you, but Ethan says the quiet part out loud

"109 countries were purely anti semitic nothing to do with how jews treat gentile".

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

Something I've genuinely been wondering is what does a modern H3H3 fan look like? The people like myself who enjoyed him for his golden age years are long, long gone. He's had dozens of fuckups and scandal's that have exposed him as a garbage human being since then. The majority of his old audience has left. So who is watching? Why are they watching? How did they find him?

Work with a young dude who was willing to admit he was a fan of Hassan right when that podcast with Ethan started. He claimed to not know Ethan, but seems like the new target audience.
Early 20's, Long dark natural hair passed his shoulders. Painted nails, orange when I saw him but he changes them a lot, and usually wears fake nails. Has a feminine middle name he uses over his masculine first name. He's only a trainee, so he doesn't do any weird pronoun shit yet. He acts mostly masculine, like one of the dudes just has long hair and stupid nails I guess. He loves democrats, masks, forced covid shots on military members (Which is weird cause he hates the military but loves those shots). He hates suspected Trumpers, anti-maskers, and anyone who didn't get the covid shot.
I think he's the new target audience for a lot of people.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Work with a young dude who was willing to admit he was a fan of Hassan right when that podcast with Ethan started. He claimed to not know Ethan, but seems like the new target audience.
Early 20's, Long dark natural hair passed his shoulders. Painted nails, orange when I saw him but he changes them a lot, and usually wears fake nails. Has a feminine middle name he uses over his masculine first name. He's only a trainee, so he doesn't do any weird pronoun shit yet. He acts mostly masculine, like one of the dudes just has long hair and stupid nails I guess. He loves democrats, masks, forced covid shots on military members (Which is weird cause he hates the military but loves those shots). He hates suspected Trumpers, anti-maskers, and anyone who didn't get the covid shot.
I think he's the new target audience for a lot of people.

So basically the modern zoomer liberal.

 

[Barbarus 2]

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I mean if he fucked Hila like he fucked Keemstar products, perhaps they would be a little less abrasive when they put out any "content"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Something I've genuinely been wondering is what does a modern H3H3 fan look like? The people like myself who enjoyed him for his golden age years are long, long gone. He's had dozens of fuckups and scandal's that have exposed him as a garbage human being since then. The majority of his old audience has left. So who is watching? Why are they watching? How did they find him?

Most of today‘s modern H3h3 fans are the poster children of your modern Reddit poster. Usually the people that claim to like old Ethan and Hila would be the same ones that liked iDubbbz and Filthy Frank because they were edgy.

Fast forward to today, they would be the type to wish Joji did Filthy Frank so they could try to ban and ”cancel” him from social media, while thinking that Ian is a paragon of being mature and all-knowing.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

The Archdiocese local to me put systems and policies in place to protect children and to provide restitution well before the secular authorities and police force began their response. They continue to have best-practice systems in place for the protection of children. When it happened, the secular authorities themselves played a role in the cover up of child sexual abuse. So when Catholics are called pedophiles I gotta say:

If I recall correctly, Pope Benedict XVI defrocked hundreds of priests for their pedophilia and Francis furthered the reforms. It's also worth to note that the pedo-priests were a 80s-90s scare that the media hyped up and the joke never died. But hey, people like Ethan need a moral high ground without improving themselves, so better attack the Papists like the Know Nothings of old.

Plus there's the fact that Jewish Rabbis have a high amount of pedophilia cases in Brooklyn and the news is quiet. Can't imagine why.

(EDIT: Old graph didn't have the sources)

 

[ForTheHoard]

If I recall correctly, Pope Benedict XVI defrocked hundreds of priests for their pedophilia and Francis furthered the reforms. It's also worth to note that the pedo-priests were a 80s-90s scare that the media hyped up and the joke never died. But hey, people like Ethan need a moral high ground without improving themselves, so better attack the Papists like the Know Nothings of old.

Plus there's the fact that Jewish Rabbis have a high amount of pedophilia cases in Brooklyn and the news is quiet. Can't imagine why.
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(EDIT: Old graph didn't have the sources)

Do they consider circumcisions by the rabbi's teeth to be pedophilia? If they do, that's going to be a huge portion of the numbers. I can't recall when but in the last decade there was a wave of jewish babies getting genital herpes because the rabbi biting their foreskin off was having an outbreak.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Do they consider circumcisions by the rabbi's teeth to be pedophilia? If they do, that's going to be a huge portion of the numbers. I can't recall when but in the last decade there was a wave of jewish babies getting genital herpes because the rabbi biting their foreskin off was having an outbreak.

It depends on how you view genital mutilation. Still, the genital herpes is a very disturbing story, from 2018 I believe.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

Plus there's the fact that Jewish Rabbis have a high amount of pedophilia cases in Brooklyn and the news is quiet. Can't imagine why.
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(EDIT: Old graph didn't have the sources)

Source 1: https://www.prri.org/spotlight/religious-affiliation-of-new-york-residents-by-borough/ (2014 data)
Source 2: https://www.amny.com/news/nearly-60...nst-brooklyn-diocese-under-child-victims-act/ (2021 data)
Source 3: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse_cases_in_Brooklyn's_Haredi_community

So per source 1, 12% of Brooklyn people report as Jewish in 2014. Per Google, there were 2.571M people in Brooklyn in 2014 so that would be 308,520 (close enough. 0.73% difference). Per the same chart, Catholics make up 23% which is 617,040 - this is a ~3.5% difference using 2014 numbers.

Source 2 states there have been 571 cases filed against the Catholic Church’s Diocese of Brooklyn since the passage of the state’s Child Victims Act in 2019-> end of 2021. Compare this to source 3 which talks about "5389 cases" of sexual assault. This number comes from the following sentence on the wikipedia page: "Since 2009, roughly 100 out of 5389 cases of sexual abuse in the district have come from the Haredi community." and sources https://nypost.com/2012/06/11/orthodox-jews-slam-hynes-sex-abuse-policy/. This source states: Since 2009, 100 of 5,389 sex-cases prosecuted in Brooklyn have involved Orthodox Jews, his office said.

In short: There were 5389 cases of sexual assault in TOTAL in Brooklyn from 2009 to 2012, 100 of which involved orthodox Jews.

So to recap:

1. The religion affiliation stats are from 2014
2. The population is using 2021 number and even then is misrepresenting them
3. The number of Catholic SA cases is from 2019-2021
4. The number of Jewish cases is a total number of sexual assault cases from 2009-2012
5. The number from their very own sources is actually 100

If we use their math:
Catholics: 571 / 641040 * 10000 = 8.90740047423
Jews: 100 / 308520 * 10000 = 3.24128095423

Using their own sources, you would be ~274% more likely to be sexual assaulted by a Catholic priest than a Jewish Rabbi.



Moral: Don't just trust bar charts even if the data sources are listed. Do your own research, come to your own conclusions.