💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Herr Buckingham the 3rd.]

Ethan goes on a unfunny rant about killing Jesus and doing a mock execution of Jesus on Christmas (dedicated to Nick Fuentes)

h3hatesjesus.mp4
Imagine if he said shit like this about Muhammad
But then youtubes retard ceo is jewish and would probably like that too

 

[Roak]

Could anyone possibly be sympathetic towards this douche if he went through with a mock crucifixion of Jesus, and he was horribly beaten for doing so? At this point it almost seems like he's trying to bait everyone to fuck with him so he can go on the, "Boo hoo, Poor me," defensive like Boogie does.

Give him 1 year and he will look like Boogie too

 

[Merry]

HES FUCKING 37? Holy shit. What the hell, my dad at 50 doesn’t look that rough.

Consequence of hedonism and liberal Nihilism because "nothing matter, we're all gonna die bro, God don't real" etc etc

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

You know what's funny?
Jesus is considered as one of the prophet in Islam (more like the second prophet)

Isa al-Masih (Jesus Christ) - WikiIslam

wikiislam.net

Good job Ethan, not proud of you tho

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Ethan must be on some killer benzos, I can't see any other explanation, your co-host is politely trying to reign you in and you just flat out ignore it, what else could be the reason?

I have no doubt that Ethan and Hila are taking medications, whether it be for some ism or for recreation. However, may I present another answer for Ethan's total social impotence?

Very aggressive autism.

 

[Wooper]

What was Ethan's deal with the Bowblax plushie thing?
For those of you who don't know, Bowblax is the actual autistic YouTuber who makes the Twitter Versus videos where he just reads tweets, so he's covered Ethan before. Like other YouTubers he teamed up with a toy company to make toy plushies for merch. This is what the plush looks like:



Yes he really gave it a neckbeard.

Anyways the company needs to make sure people will buy your shit so they make sure you can get two hundred pre orders within a month before they make it. Bowblax says he was suspended on Twitter & YouTube so he couldn't really promote it & ended up getting about fifty pre orders in a couple weeks.
Anyways Ethan just made his "let's bomb the Vatican" comment & Bowblax defended Ethan saying there's no way he could do so why get mad. Ethan saw this & decided to pre order around 150 Bowblax plushies on air, about $4,000-$5,000. If he did to troll later & cancel or to show Bowblax the benefits of kissing the Klein rings that's up to you to guess. The point is he ordered them, it reached its goal of two hundred pre orders, they are going to be made.
Now recently during on his home streams Ethan saw that Bowblax liked a tweet making fun of him. Now Ethan is trying to pull his weight saying that he could cancel his order leaving Bowblax the bill. He also throws out ideas what to do the plushies; resell them to the H3H3 fans for more than their worth, making a new Bowblax plushie & selling that, stuff like that. Another weird thing is Ethan claims Bowblax sent him a long dick sucking email saying he just teases him for views & that he actually loves him. Bowblax said he just sent a tweet thanking Ethan & never sent an email. Weird thing to lie about.
It would be a dick, but funny, move to cancel the order at the last second, but Ethan can't get a refund after December 10th. Right now it's still funded, but the question is why did Ethan do this?
Is it really because he got so happy said his bomb the Vatican comment was retarded? Or is he going to pull the rug under an actual autist who's biggest sin against Ethan was reading his own tweets? Maybe Ethan is trying to flex his wealth on the other YouTube peasants who make fun of him.
A side note but by doing this it has enraged & confused Keemstar who said he's going to but twice as many Bowblax plushies as Ethan did, so three hundred. That hasn't happened yet, but it would be funny if the hate boners these two have for each other lead to the creation of five hundred neckbeard plushies.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Could anyone possibly be sympathetic towards this douche if he went through with a mock crucifixion of Jesus, and he was horribly beaten for doing so? At this point it almost seems like he's trying to bait everyone to fuck with him so he can go on the, "Boo hoo, Poor me," defensive like Boogie does.

I would hope he'd be chastened enough to go back to making great stuff like Vape Nation and his Papa John react.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

HES FUCKING 37? Holy shit. What the hell, my dad at 50 doesn’t look that rough.

His dad is 70 and looks much better for his age than Ethan does. Blubber really fucks people up, you either look like a grown baby or like a rough 50 years old lol!

Here's what I don't get, his wife is a former IDF servicewoman. Most people on the Military, anywhere, get basic fitness training. Why couldn't she shape that lardass up?!

I have no doubt that Ethan and Hila are taking medications, whether it be for some ism or for recreation. However, may I present another answer for Ethan's total social impotence?

Very aggressive autism.

Autism isn't really an excuse. Even Chris Chan could get a bit of a pass considering how his entire life is the result of utter, malignant neglect, but most autistic people just have their own quirks and trouble understanding social cues, being autistic doesn't make one act like an unhinged asshole. Fuck, I suspect I might have some degree of autism, but I never fucked up as bad as Ethan does every other week lol!

Now, drugs, on the other hand... That would explain a lot. Or just, as I have seen before, the mental drain of being stuck with a job you hate. Some people at least claim they hate the podcast and just stay on it because they need the money. Still, Ethan and Hila should take a single moment to appreciate the fact that they are living better than the vast majority of the population, working a comparatively easy job and enjoying something that most people dream of: Having a stable brand and a captive audience. Even if most of their true fans are self-absorbed, narcissistic assholes just like them, it's still fortunate that they are able to live the easy life!

 

[Jack Awful]

What was Ethan's deal with the Bowblax plushie thing?
For those of you who don't know, Bowblax is the actual autistic YouTuber who makes the Twitter Versus videos where he just reads tweets, so he's covered Ethan before. Like other YouTubers he teamed up with a toy company to make toy plushies for merch. This is what the plush looks like:

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Yes he really gave it a neckbeard.

Anyways the company needs to make sure people will buy your shit so they make sure you can get two hundred pre orders within a month before they make it. Bowblax says he was suspended on Twitter & YouTube so he couldn't really promote it & ended up getting about fifty pre orders in a couple weeks.
Anyways Ethan just made his "let's bomb the Vatican" comment & Bowblax defended Ethan saying there's no way he could do so why get mad. Ethan saw this & decided to pre order around 150 Bowblax plushies on air, about $4,000-$5,000. If he did to troll later & cancel or to show Bowblax the benefits of kissing the Klein rings that's up to you to guess. The point is he ordered them, it reached its goal of two hundred pre orders, they are going to be made.
Now recently during on his home streams Ethan saw that Bowblax liked a tweet making fun of him. Now Ethan is trying to pull his weight saying that he could cancel his order leaving Bowblax the bill. He also throws out ideas what to do the plushies; resell them to the H3H3 fans for more than their worth, making a new Bowblax plushie & selling that, stuff like that. Another weird thing is Ethan claims Bowblax sent him a long dick sucking email saying he just teases him for views & that he actually loves him. Bowblax said he just sent a tweet thanking Ethan & never sent an email. Weird thing to lie about.
It would be a dick, but funny, move to cancel the order at the last second, but Ethan can't get a refund after December 10th. Right now it's still funded, but the question is why did Ethan do this?
Is it really because he got so happy said his bomb the Vatican comment was retarded? Or is he going to pull the rug under an actual autist who's biggest sin against Ethan was reading his own tweets? Maybe Ethan is trying to flex his wealth on the other YouTube peasants who make fun of him.
A side note but by doing this it has enraged & confused Keemstar who said he's going to but twice as many Bowblax plushies as Ethan did, so three hundred. That hasn't happened yet, but it would be funny if the hate boners these two have for each other lead to the creation of five hundred neckbeard plushies.

I think it's as simple as Ethan being super flippant and unstable.

"Defend me on Twitter and you're my best friend, I'll spend $5000 to help your plushie campaign.
Like a Tweet mocking me and you're a Judas, my enemy, and don't deserve my help."

 

[TokiBun]

Someone tell YouTubers no one wants their plush unless it’s based off a cute avatar. Pyro, Pan Pizza? They can sell plushies because their avatars are designed to look like toys. No one wants to own one of a guy in his 30’s.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Ethan goes on a unfunny rant about killing Jesus and doing a mock execution of Jesus on Christmas (dedicated to Nick Fuentes)

h3hatesjesus.mp4
Imagine if he said shit like this about Muhammad
But then youtubes retard ceo is jewish and would probably like that too

Hebrew Moment

 

[Wooper]

UPDATE on the case of Ethan Klein & his 144 neckbeard plushies.

Spoiler

EDIT:



Autism: 1 Ethan:0

 

[The Ancestor]

God what a fucking faggot. Holding that over someone’s head like they owe you something now.

 

[Felis Meanis]

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Autism: 1 Ethan:0

While Ethan is an incredibly stupid, petty and spiteful little jew, and while it's nice to see his petty antics being pushed back against, it honestly bothers me that seemingly adult people (are they?) would actually spend money on something like this.

It's like the "adult men" who spend incredible sums on various toys, such as statues of half-naked anime characters, or a "realistic" rendition of Optimus Prime from the Transformers etc. In the end, they have a grand collection of plastic junk littering their homes. It's not even interesting plastic junk, like painted models of WW2 tanks/airplanes or whatever, but just a sad display of overall impotence.

I do respect the adherence to the importance of a just representation of the neckbeard though.

 

[Dude Snakes]

It isn't his immaturity that is the problem, him being an asshole is the problem. Guy is fucking 37 and keeps acting like an edgy retarded teenager trying to prove his worth, I vividly remember meeting people that were both more mature and stable than Ethan during my years in High School. He had twenty fucking years to grow up and he didn't, and pretty much everything about this guy screams insecurity. He acts like he has to be the focus of attention at every turn, completely ignoring every single bit of advice about proper conduct as an entertainer!

Having a youthful spirit isn't a problem. I just watched a quick video about Leslie Nielsen, he embraced his love of fun and goofy antics and was a happy man. He brought a fart machine to every other interview and got plenty of jokes about it, I wouldn't call Leslie immature precisely because he didn't make headlines over acting like an idiot every other week, unlike Ethan!

Fuck, I really don't like this guy, but he's got a wife and kids. He doesn't realize that he can't simply tank his brand like that, it means his wife (the other part of the duo) gets fucked as well, let alone his kids! He really needs to grow up, or at least stop acting like the reverse Kanye and simply shut the fuck up for once!

Ethan should stop but he will keep doubling down on stupid.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Ethan is doin to Bowblax what Judas did to Jesus.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Ok, so in a hypothetical situation,
Ethan was in a room with just Fuentes and Shapiro
And Ethan had a chance to kill them
Will he do it?
I doubt he's too much of bitch to do anything.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

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Ok, so in a hypothetical situation,
Ethan was in a room with just Fuentes and Shapiro
And Ethan had a chance to kill them
Will he do it?
I doubt he's too much of bitch to do anything.

Kill them with what? I'm willing to bet Ethan can't handle grocery shopping, let alone taking a life.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Ok, so in a hypothetical situation,
Ethan was in a room with just Fuentes and Shapiro
And Ethan had a chance to kill them
Will he do it?
I doubt he's too much of bitch to do anything.

You can only kill one of them though.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

What was Ethan's deal with the Bowblax plushie thing?
For those of you who don't know, Bowblax is the actual autistic YouTuber who makes the Twitter Versus videos where he just reads tweets, so he's covered Ethan before. Like other YouTubers he teamed up with a toy company to make toy plushies for merch. This is what the plush looks like:

Ver archivo adjunto 4019229

Yes he really gave it a neckbeard.

Anyways the company needs to make sure people will buy your shit so they make sure you can get two hundred pre orders within a month before they make it. Bowblax says he was suspended on Twitter & YouTube so he couldn't really promote it & ended up getting about fifty pre orders in a couple weeks.
Anyways Ethan just made his "let's bomb the Vatican" comment & Bowblax defended Ethan saying there's no way he could do so why get mad. Ethan saw this & decided to pre order around 150 Bowblax plushies on air, about $4,000-$5,000. If he did to troll later & cancel or to show Bowblax the benefits of kissing the Klein rings that's up to you to guess. The point is he ordered them, it reached its goal of two hundred pre orders, they are going to be made.
Now recently during on his home streams Ethan saw that Bowblax liked a tweet making fun of him. Now Ethan is trying to pull his weight saying that he could cancel his order leaving Bowblax the bill. He also throws out ideas what to do the plushies; resell them to the H3H3 fans for more than their worth, making a new Bowblax plushie & selling that, stuff like that. Another weird thing is Ethan claims Bowblax sent him a long dick sucking email saying he just teases him for views & that he actually loves him. Bowblax said he just sent a tweet thanking Ethan & never sent an email. Weird thing to lie about.
It would be a dick, but funny, move to cancel the order at the last second, but Ethan can't get a refund after December 10th. Right now it's still funded, but the question is why did Ethan do this?
Is it really because he got so happy said his bomb the Vatican comment was retarded? Or is he going to pull the rug under an actual autist who's biggest sin against Ethan was reading his own tweets? Maybe Ethan is trying to flex his wealth on the other YouTube peasants who make fun of him.
A side note but by doing this it has enraged & confused Keemstar who said he's going to but twice as many Bowblax plushies as Ethan did, so three hundred. That hasn't happened yet, but it would be funny if the hate boners these two have for each other lead to the creation of five hundred neckbeard plushies.

If the Dictionary had a word for "Guy who fucks plushies" it would just be a pic of Ethan.