Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Silence of the Troons dijo:
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He-ladies and gentletransdoods, the best warrior that Odysseus ever knew.
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I'm sorry, but can somebody confirm that Ellen's running between 0:13 and 0:18 seconds is like that in the movie, and it hasn't been altered for this meme?

Because it looks so incredibly ridiculous that I find it hard to believe Nolan shot that, looked at the playback, and said 'yes, this is good'. I am not a fan of Nolan but I've never seen incompetent action scenes in his films (and 'a person running' is about the least complex 'action' scene one could devise).
 
Izdaja Slika dijo:
I'm sorry, but can somebody confirm that Ellen's running between 0:13 and 0:18 seconds is like that in the movie, and it hasn't been altered for this meme?

Because it looks so incredibly ridiculous that I find it hard to believe Nolan shot that, looked at the playback, and said 'yes, this is good'. I am not a fan of Nolan but I've never seen incompetent action scenes in his films (and 'a person running' is about the least complex 'action' scene one could devise).
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It is a TRUE AND HONEST gangly, pooner foal runcycle.
 
Izdaja Slika dijo:
I'm sorry, but can somebody confirm that Ellen's running between 0:13 and 0:18 seconds is like that in the movie, and it hasn't been altered for this meme?
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If you use all your imaginative power and see it as a woman weakly running in sand, it doesn't look weird at all.

If you have any male gaze you can apply, it'll help. As filmmakers have always known, we like to see girls run on the beach.

It's possible to make that a really horrible sight though.
 
Izdaja Slika dijo:
I'm sorry, but can somebody confirm that Ellen's running between 0:13 and 0:18 seconds is like that in the movie, and it hasn't been altered for this meme?

Because it looks so incredibly ridiculous that I find it hard to believe Nolan shot that, looked at the playback, and said 'yes, this is good'. I am not a fan of Nolan but I've never seen incompetent action scenes in his films (and 'a person running' is about the least complex 'action' scene one could devise).
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Don't worry she dies within the first two minutes
 
Tasty Tatty dijo:
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Of course he does, he so wishes to have a vagina too.
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In the video, she needs to start slowly sinking in the sand as she runs across the field, the armor looks so heavy on her and it would not even be full metal

The Skeksis Emperor dijo:
The cope is in but it's super weak sauce, 'Quispé'. Oh wait, that's a pooner too. Small world.

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Imagine having to hang out with Kate Strangio, while normal people don't have to do that. I think normal people win that one, girly.
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Ah yes, I am jealous of someone who has mutiliated their body to the extent where they are forced to look happy in front of the camera in order to push their own narrative that they are happy.
I am so jealous of her looking into the mirror at night when she is alone and there is no one to reinforce her delusions and she realizes she will never be a true man and she will forever be an abomination.

If you're a man or woman who thinks they need to look like the opposite sex, perhaps you aren't mentally sound, perhaps you need a shit load of therapy, perhaps playing dress up does not help your underlying issues
 
Argentavis dijo:
In the video, she needs to start slowly sinking in the sand as she runs across the field, the armor looks so heavy on her and it would not even be full metal


Ah yes, I am jealous of someone who has mutiliated their body to the extent where they are forced to look happy in front of the camera in order to push their own narrative that they are happy.
I am so jealous of her looking into the mirror at night when she is alone and there is no one to reinforce her delusions and she realizes she will never be a true man and she will forever be an abomination.

If you're a man or woman who thinks they need to look like the opposite sex, perhaps you aren't mentally sound, perhaps you need a shit load of therapy, perhaps playing dress up does not help your underlying issues
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The only thing I could be somehow jealous of it's how she took such a retarded decision and still has an entire system that exists to fix it so she lands on her feet no matter what. The only reason she's part of this movie is because Nolan's worked with her before. She's impossible to cast unless it's an obvious favor.
 
Tasty Tatty dijo:
The only thing I could be somehow jealous of it's how she took such a retarded decision and still has an entire system that exists to fix it so she lands on her feet no matter what. The only reason she's part of this movie is because Nolan's worked with her before. She's impossible to cast unless it's an obvious favor.
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So people can correct me if I am wrong, but the only reason she has gotten attention in the last 5 years or so is because of her trooning out, the reason the entire system fixes things for her is to seem that they are fighting for equality and they think by doing so they will bring in a whole new audience.
What most people don't seem to understand in the industry is that you are just reinforcing a mental illness and most people laugh about her behind her back.
 
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So people can correct me if I am wrong, but the only reason she has gotten attention in the last 5 years or so is because of her trooning out, the reason the entire system fixes things for her is to seem that they are fighting for equality and they think by doing so they will bring in a whole new audience.
What most people don't seem to understand in the industry is that you are just reinforcing a mental illness and most people laugh about her behind her back.
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You are correct. Since she trooned out, she's barely had any work of any importance. The only big thing is this role.
 
And the only reason she got the role was because of Nolan. I guess he felt sorry for her as there probably was a better troon out there that could less....silly.

Hollywood lives on connections. It's not who you are but rather who you know.
 
Tasty Tatty dijo:
The only thing I could be somehow jealous of it's how she took such a retarded decision and still has an entire system that exists to fix it so she lands on her feet no matter what. The only reason she's part of this movie is because Nolan's worked with her before. She's impossible to cast unless it's an obvious favor.
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Is that really something to be jealous of? Having such a blindly supportive network that they'll applaud you mutilating yourself, screaming from the rooftops how much of a happy dood you are while you're clearly disturbed, and not offering the slightest pushback on any of the insane shit you do because they care less about your wellbeing than showing off their boundless tolerance.

Even a normal person would go insane in a bubble like that. To quote Frankie Boyle (when he was still funny),

"Since early childhood [Cristiano Ronaldo] has been praised and rewarded ludicrously for having very well-coordinated feet. Of course he's not got a sense of perspective. We're lucky he's not killed someone, very skilfully, with his feet.

There's no point us saying we know what it's like to be Ronaldo. We have no idea what it's like to be Ronaldo... Drinking smart cocktails that teach you capoeira... Having sex with beautiful, android women.

If we had to live Ronaldo's life for five minutes we would shit our brains out of our eyes."
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Human beings need feedback mechanisms, and more often than not social consequences for our actions are a forebear of their inevitable material consequences. Having people around to call out your shit keeps you anchored to the world and without them you just float away from reality like a loony pooner balloon.
 
Argentavis dijo:
In the video, she needs to start slowly sinking in the sand as she runs across the field, the armor looks so heavy on her and it would not even be full metal
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Not surprised given how underweight she is. After a certain point your low weight will inevitably affect your fitness.
 
Tasty Tatty dijo:
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You are correct. Since she trooned out, she's barely had any work of any importance. The only big thing is this role.
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*Kermit voice* Please Chris, give me this job please, remember when we made Inception, please I'm broke, please, you're gonna get asspats and a free oscar for casting a transgender, please my ab implants have a revision in 2 weeks and I can't afford it
 
A few very facile observations:
  1. I see they decided to put the rapper and the transgender person in the first two seconds of the movie. Bold choice.
  2. Ellen Page's voice remains very high-pitched and does not sound at all like a man's voice.
  3. Ellen Page's arms are SO SKINNY. Couldn't they have put her in some costume that covered her arms? She's built like someone's who's been trapped on a desert island for six months.
  4. The Trojans' armor looks silly. It looks like something from a '90s or early-2000s superhero TV show.
  5. I find it hard to imagine how the Greeks would have created such an intricate, perfectly sculpted horse out of boat parts. Did the Greek army happen to have a dozen plastic arts majors among its soldiers? I suppose Nolan wanted a Trojan horse that looks different from the stereotyped image of the Trojan horse, but this just leaves you scratching your head.
  6. Of course, because it's Nolan, the story can't be told in a halfway straightforward way. It has to begin with Demodocus rapping to Telemachus about something that happened to Sinon before Odysseus's journey even starts. This kind of needlessly intricate non-linear storytelling imparts a false sophistication to the film.
 
Sweeter and Savoury dijo:
And the only reason she got the role was because of Nolan. I guess he felt sorry for her as there probably was a better troon out there that could less....silly.

Hollywood lives on connections. It's not who you are but rather who you know.
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After seeing the movie this is the only thing that makes sense to me- a pity casting. Even Otto Jr who’s never seen Page was able to clock her.

Her appearance is even more ridiculous on screen though her death at the 2 minute mark is amusing. She really only has one scene after that but Odysseus’s line about Sinon being “the bravest soldier he ever saw” was stupid and cringe.

The casting in general really sink the movie. There are some truly dubious choices; I guess Chris wanted to have some kind of Nolanverse reunion but chose all the wrong people.

Brezhnev's eyebrows dijo:
All that plastic surgery and drama to look like a sad feminine Burn Gorman with fake abs.

I've made quite the stupid decisions in my life but at least nothing this dumb.
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Burn Gorman, who’s also worked with Nolan before, would’ve been more believable casting for a young soldier and that dude is 51.
 
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- Happy.
Debateable, I looked happier at my grandpa's funeral.
- In a hit movie.
Considering how fnaf and captain marvel too were "hit movies", I don't think the bar is really as high as you want to portray it.
- With a girlfriend.
How come that she looks more masculine than ellen?
 
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