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Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
Ellen Page prior to getting raped completely by Hollywood had her moments of believable acting. I liked her performance in Hard Candy well enough and didn't actually realise it was her until years later. Not saying she's among the greatest actresses of all time, but at her peak she would be a more believable Athena than whatsherface the nigger mutt that Tom Holland pumps. Hell, I'd rather her as Helen of Troy than Lupita N'yongo.
Ellen Page prior to getting raped completely by Hollywood had her moments of believable acting. I liked her performance in Hard Candy well enough and didn't actually realise it was her until years later. Not saying she's among the greatest actresses of all time, but at her peak she would be a more believable Athena than whatsherface the nigger mutt that Tom Holland pumps. Hell, I'd rather her as Helen of Troy than Lupita N'yongo.
Thought El-pooner standing still next to two much taller actually male actors was bad enough? It gets worse. There's a video of her walking in a "manly" way, right next to a massive body guard. Ver archivo adjunto 9243247
What’s crazy about Ellen swimming in her oversize suit is that we’ve seen her with actual fitted suits before, like in Umbrella Academy. She knows about those. So the oversized look is a choice!
That would even be a bold choice, but I don't for a second believe any modern hollywood director could tastefully adapt such a relationship without giving it some disgusting modern lens that makes paedophilia okay at best.
When I saw Page in the trailer, I immediately assumed that was going to be her role, and if the character was focused on at all, take inspiration from the book The Song of Achilles that was popular years ago. Iirc, that version of Patroclus was about Achilles age, sensitive, poetic, worked as a medic to the soldiers. It would make a lot more sense.
What’s crazy about Ellen swimming in her oversize suit is that we’ve seen her with actual fitted suits before, like in Umbrella Academy. She knows about those. So the oversized look is a choice! Ver archivo adjunto 9246452
The oversized look is in right now for actual males, Gen Z and younger, but the short ones don't do it. They go with a sort of midcentury-inspired boxy fit, or stick to the short man's best friend, skintight clubbing suit where the jacket won't do up, even though in theory that look's been "out" since 2017. Not even a 90s baggy suit, even though that would be closer to oversize, because under 5'9" even that's just too much fabric. That's why 80% of actors wearing suits in the 90s looked like shit.
It doesn't matter how tall you are wrt real-life problems, but 5'9" is the line for attempting "sexy slender man who stole a sample from backstage", regardless of sex, and regardless of whether you're wearing a suit or a soccer jersey+khakis.
I mean that bodyguard is pushing 7ft, Schwarzenegger would look tiny next to him, but those man hormones must be playing havoc on her body, she must have a lot of health problems (on top of being a Hollywood mentaloid)
Close up Ver archivo adjunto 9241862
She's got little side whiskers now.
Also she's clearly dying her hair and eyebrows black.
I thought it may have been for the movie but looking back at her pics she seems to have switched her hair dye from brunette to black around 2023.
I swear even the least testosterone-y prepubescent boys from my school had stronger whiskers than this one here. Not to mention that any decent, self-respecting man with a mustache like this would just fucking shave it instead of going out looking like that.
Given that she's a celebrity, and celebrities get styled down to the last strand of hair, one must assume those whiskers were left there on purpose to make pooners feel affirmed.
I imagine that if her pants were properly fitted, that they might reveal her feminine body-fat distribution and skeletal structure, aka womanly hips. I'm pretty sure that's part of why she starves herself as well. The more body fat you have, the less sexually ambiguous your frame is going to be. Cross-sex hormones only do so much, especially if you aren't doing any other kind of body conditioning or modification. It's easier to look at least androgynous if you're a skeletor. It's the same reason why MTF Dylan Mulvaney starves himself. Though, in both cases, the ho-ho-Holocaust look also ends up having the opposite effect in certain ways. Being frail emphasizes Ellen's female smallness, and being frail emphasizes Dylan's male shoulder width and hand size. Basically, you can't win in the game of trying to pass as the opposite sex. The best you can hope for is losing less horrifically, and that usually requires really intensive and really expensive shit.
The opposite is also true, that’s why extremely obese pooners and troons pass better due to being so insanely fat that all their defining features are lost in the mass of blubber. But it doesn’t pay to be fat in Hollywood as opposed to being nigh-anorexic, so obesity is the domain of online lolcows.
Damn you I actually laughed out some coffee onto myself
Ellen is 3 feet tall, WNBAM, needs psychiatric help, troons are gross, etc, but there's also this: she has zero, absolutely ZERO charisma. She NEVER looks confident and sure of herself, EVER. Even when smiling, she never looks relaxed and happy to be there, EVER. She can't even manage to fake it.
