🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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AnOminous dijo:
Imagine having this shameless whore for a mother and all your classmates know your mom is a completely and utterly worthless prostitute.
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Not to put too fine a point on it but I think selling your pussy on the internet for $5 when you have a kid is legitimately one of the most selfish things you can do.
 
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Bitey Kong dijo:
Not to put too fine a point on it but I think selling your pussy on the internet for 5$ when you have a kid is legitimately one of the most selfish things you can do.
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Doing pornography, any form of pornography as a career isn't just an act of selfishness, it's like tattooing the words GENETIC DEAD END on your forehead. It's a mark of Cain, a stain that doesn't come out. Sure you can get married, maybe have kids, but all it takes is one slip-up, one recollection, one whispered comment in the lunch room and suddenly bam, you're immediately marked as the person who did porn. It's like a stalker ex or a crippling disease that never leaves you. It follows you in your life, to your kids' classrooms, to your husband's christmas parties, to church, to the hobby groups you go to. "She used to be a porn star" is whispered behind your back everywhere you go. Maybe people will treat you with respect to your face, but that folds the moment you turn around. The one thing that binds humans, social interactions, is now irrevocably poisoned. Some porn stars make an effort to bounce back by decrying the industry, begging sites to take their videos down, suing producers, trying to virtue signal how they're a changed woman, but it cannot change the fact that your face is on the Internet getting fucked.
There's a reason so many porn stars die of overdoses once they hit early thirties; They're not just used goods, they're basically hazardous materials. You traded over 50 years of your life, happiness, success, and a bloodline, all so you could take dick in front of a camera for a fistfull of 20s and a bunch of mouth breathing coomers spending hours gooning to your existence 'til the end of the Internet as a whole. It's a generational level of shortsightedness, a curse on your bloodline that can remove futures.
"but she was coerced", "she never thought it would get on the Internet", "she was broke and needed the money desperately", all shitty excuses. Maybe you'd be able to get away with it back in the 90s, even the early 2000s, but now it's impossible. You shouldn't be able to be swayed into selling your future away for god knows how little money just to make ends meet in the now.

...There's just something about this thread that really makes me MATI. I try so hard not to A-log but damned if this maple-flavored boomer doesn't bring out the inner asshole.
 
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New comic: Totally relatable

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I need you guys to start accusing me of using AI so I can fit in with the talented artists
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Darwin Watterson dijo:
What "extremely talented artist friends?" She burned all those bridges.
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Even optimistically, it's probably the more "politically agree with you, but too embarrassed to publically associate with you" friends
Kabobs dijo:
New comic: Totally relatable

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For slop artists like her, being accused of AI is more of an attack/insult. So she's probably fishing for a new controversy to bait sympathy/attention.
 
The algorithm shoved her shitty comics in my face.

Jesus. All I will say is her self insert has the most annoying smug punchable face, I have ever seen in a comic. Specially when she has that smug triangle smile. Even Dobson would be jealous.

Obviously, I don’t mean the real person of flesh and blood. I don’t condone real violence, but I think seeing another cartoon character, preferably female, punched her cartoon self would be very satisfying.
 
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