🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

You knew this was gonna happen Ellen.

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This is just a question about how accurate the doll is compared to the real thing.
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Nobody said any of those things to her. She made all it up so she can pretend like she’s so desirable and “sexy” that ppl even want to fuck a retarded looking plushie of her. She’s so pathetic
I didn't know that someone could be happy to have plushies of themselves being thrown in the jar.
 
She loves the attention... For a hit-thewall-woman that draws porn she shoulden't make a fuzz about it

I didn't know that someone could be happy to have plushies of themselves being thrown in the jar.
The only thing that gets Ellen off is the idea of other people desperately wanting to fuck her. Hence the Brazilian Man’s claim that we all were just lusting after her.
 
Ellen makes a comic about the proud boys, a group that hasn't been relevant for years. They also have a very distinct look, which Ellen makes no effort to depict, opting instead to make them look like generic thugs. This is likely because she's a blithering idiot and probably doesn't realize that "Proud Boys" refers to a specific organization rather than a generic term for heckin far right chuds
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Notably, the character looks more like an antifa thug than a proud boy. I'm unsure if Ellen was aware of this and made this comment preemptively, or if other people in the comments pointed it out. Either way, Ellen is threatening to block people
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Ellen makes a comic about the proud boys, a group that hasn't been relevant for years. They also have a very distinct look, which Ellen makes no effort to depict, opting instead to make them look like generic thugs. This is likely because she's a blithering idiot and probably doesn't realize that "Proud Boys" refers to a specific organization rather than a generic term for heckin far right chuds
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Notably, the character looks more like an antifa thug than a proud boy. I'm unsure if Ellen was aware of this and made this comment preemptively, or if other people in the comments pointed it out. Either way, Ellen is threatening to block people
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Now Antifa in their Black Bloc, those are really strong heroes.
 
Illiad of User Friendly made a plush of Dust Puppy ages ago. David "Walky" Willis made one of Joyce. Scott Kurtz of PVP infamy had one done for Skull the Troll. Back when Starslip was Kris Straub's main creative outlet, he had the baby Cirbozoids available for sale.

That is some fine, lulzy, company that Ellen's inserted herself into.
 
Ellen makes a comic about the proud boys, a group that hasn't been relevant for years. They also have a very distinct look, which Ellen makes no effort to depict, opting instead to make them look like generic thugs. This is likely because she's a blithering idiot and probably doesn't realize that "Proud Boys" refers to a specific organization rather than a generic term for heckin far right chuds
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Notably, the character looks more like an antifa thug than a proud boy. I'm unsure if Ellen was aware of this and made this comment preemptively, or if other people in the comments pointed it out. Either way, Ellen is threatening to block people
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I'm not even a proud boy supporter, but it's fairly obvious she's saying "if you don't show your face so I can identify you, dox you, harass you, get you fired, harass your family and friends, ruin your life, and have my allies SWAT you, all for having different opinions to me then you're a coward."
 
Ellen makes a comic about the proud boys, a group that hasn't been relevant for years. They also have a very distinct look, which Ellen makes no effort to depict, opting instead to make them look like generic thugs. This is likely because she's a blithering idiot and probably doesn't realize that "Proud Boys" refers to a specific organization rather than a generic term for heckin far right chuds
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Remember when it was bad to not wear masks?
 
She's trying really hard to be tough but I can't take someone who showed her butthole online for $5 seriously
She made a similar comment on the Instagram post.
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Her arguments basically amount to, "We can do it because we're the good guys but they can't because they're the bad guys!"
Her ilk forbids the use of slurs so all you get is this baby insult "you're a hecking shitty chud!" retardation.
 
She made a similar comment on the Instagram post.
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Her arguments basically amount to, "We can do it because we're the good guys but they can't because they're the bad guys!"
This bitch definitely has a mix of psychosis and the downs. Also this neither this woman nor her ancestors were slaves so she can shut the fuck up about slavery.
 
I'm not even a proud boy supporter, but it's fairly obvious she's saying "if you don't show your face so I can identify you, dox you, harass you, get you fired, harass your family and friends, ruin your life, and have my allies SWAT you, all for having different opinions to me then you're a coward."
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Have this meme I cooked up.
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You can also use this one I found.
 
Ellen makes a comic about the proud boys, a group that hasn't been relevant for years. They also have a very distinct look, which Ellen makes no effort to depict, opting instead to make them look like generic thugs. This is likely because she's a blithering idiot and probably doesn't realize that "Proud Boys" refers to a specific organization rather than a generic term for heckin far right chuds
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Notably, the character looks more like an antifa thug than a proud boy. I'm unsure if Ellen was aware of this and made this comment preemptively, or if other people in the comments pointed it out. Either way, Ellen is threatening to block people
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The cum jar cannot come any sooner.
 
This woman is a whore who cucks her husband and humiliates her children.

That is all.
Notably, the character looks more like an antifa thug than a proud boy.
Funny because this is more Black Bloc gear than Proud Boy shit. Do Proud Boys even mask? Or did they when they existed?
 
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