DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

[Dan Abrams]

God. I really wish I could have been driving down the highway with no previous knowledge of Jace Connors when I saw a balding man next to an overturned car ranting and raving to himself.

It's like one of those things you walk in on when you switch to Trevor in GTA 5.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Man... all the shit that has been happening around here makes me thing the lolcowlypse is upon us!

In all seriousness this is probably the most I've been worried about Jace ever, not just the fact he just cheated death but the ugly legal consequences he'll have to face for this.

 

[Sigyn]

God. I really wish I could have been driving down the highway with no previous knowledge of Jace Connors when I saw a balding man next to an overturned car ranting and raving to himself.

I worry for anyone on that road, especially for anyone who would stop to help him. I'm not sure he wouldn't hurt anyone who tried to approach him.

 

[Xarpho]

Once Jace and Chris are in the slammer, what will the Farm talk about?

 

[XYZpdq]

Once Jace and Chris are in the slammer, what will the Farm talk about?

We'll be left with shitty cows like the doll guy, Pixiteri, and TJ Church.

 

[CIA]

Well let's start the countdown for Jace's arrest.
I hope he tries to flee from the police and tries to make some shitty vlogs of him on the run before he gets caught.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Once Jace and Chris are in the slammer, what will the Farm talk about?

Watching Brianna quickly squander whatever goodwill she garners from this.

 

[Loke]

Watching Brianna quickly squander whatever goodwill she garners from this.

And wannabe dog-fuckers, apparently.

 

[Tookie]

I can't wait to find out what Eli is doing, hopefully he's smart enough to figure out how to get his own videos up on YouTube.

"I AM THE COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES STREET RACERS"

 

[SN202]

Someone needs to tell him to go to the hospital.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I had faith the Commander would deliver.

Ivan, you bastard, you and Wu won't get away with sabotaging Jace's car!

Seriously, though, glad he seems to be relatively uninjured, but I really hope someone around him has the sense to get him to the hospital for that head wound (assuming he isn't arrested). Interested to see if Eli will report in, and if he does, what he has to say about Operation Wu-pocalypse.

 

[Zim]

We'll be left with shitty cows like the doll guy, Pixiteri, and TJ Church.

And Marijan. We'll always have him even if we don't want him.

 

[pickleniggo]

First of all JESUS CHRIST.
Second, how did Jace get out of the vehicle? From what I can gather he had to climb out the now vertical passenger side? Also, in the time it took for the accident to happen to the video, literally no witnesses or other parties stopped to help him. Unless people did and he sperged so hard they quickly drove away.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but won't his mom be forced to press charges for the stolen vehicle if she wants to receive any type of insurance payout?

 

[Dio Brando]

Man, all the lolcows have been going to jail lately

 

[Venusaur]

And some people said that there was no point to Gamergate....

 

[XYZpdq]

Man, all the lolcows have been going to jail lately

GamerGate is the big crossover/reboot event for Stupid Internet Shit. A lot of our beloved characters and titles may not make it out.

 

[Smoked Sausage]

Man, all the lolcows have been going to jail lately

Is this a sign from God that the era of lowcows is coming to an end?

 

[Konstantinos]

Oh Ahura Mazda Jace, I didn't think you were going to actually go and try to go street racing.

I hope Jace doesn't end up in jail over this. He need psychiatric help, not jail time.

 

[Tookie]

The question now is if Gail will press charges over the stolen vehicle. If Jace got away to Kyle's house it will probably be impossible to prove a DUI by the time the cops catch up with him, so he may escape relatively unscathed depending on Gail's mood.