War Draft Barron Trump Website Launches as US Strikes Iran - The voice of South Park’s infamous Scott Tenorman is trying to dunk on Orange Man.

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http://www.draftbarrontrump.com

website calling for President Donald Trump’s youngest son, Barron Trump, who is 19, to be drafted into the U.S. military was created, as the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran.

The website “DraftBarronTrump.com” was created on February 28, the same day that the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran, according to domain records. The language on the website employs a largely satirical tone, with false quotes attributed to members of the Trump family.

Newsweek has contacted the White House via email and DraftBarronTrump.com via an online contact form on the website, outside of regular working hours.

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Why It Matters​

Early on Saturday, the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran, in a military operation dubbed Operation Epic Fury. The move signals a sharp escalation and follows Washington and Tehran failing to achieve an agreement on Iran’s nuclear problem.

Americans have largely remained divided along partisan lines in the past on issues involving Trump and Iran. A poll published on Sunday from Reuters/Ipsos found that one in four Americans supports the strikes, with about half of respondents believing that Trump is too willing to use military force.

What To Know​

The DraftBarronTrump website states on its "About Us" page that the “site is dedicated to honoring the strongest and bravest voices in war,” and “If you’re looking for proven genes, inherited courage, and unquestionable resolve, look no further than the Trump family.”

False quotes feature on the website and are attributed to the president, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump. The false quote from the president reads, “People come up to me, with tears in their eyes, and they say, ‘Sir, you’re the strongest. Send Barron off to war.'”

The president has three sons—Donald Jr., 48, Eric, 42, and Barron, 19— as well as two daughters—Ivanka, 44, and Tiffany, 32.

Almost all men who are aged between 18 and 25 who live in the U.S. are required to register for Selective Service, though service itself is voluntary. Those in that age group who live in the U.S. are required, including citizens, immigrants, refugees, asylum seekers and those with disabilities.

The U.S. has not had a military draft since 1973. A draft would need to be authorized by both the president and Congress.

The age groups for military drafts have varied in different conflicts. During World War I, the law authorized a draft of men aged 21-30. It was later expanded to ages 18 to 45. During World War II, the draft was expanded to the ages of 18 to 64—though men over the age of 45 generally were not used for combat roles.

Several presidents have had sons who have served in the U.S. military. This includes Theodore Roosevelt Jr., son of President Theodore Roosevelt. who served in World Wars I and II, after his father left office. Roosevelt’s son Quentin Roosevelt also served as a pilot in WWI and was killed in action. President Dwight Eisenhower’s son John Eisenhower served in WWII and Korea. President Joe Biden’s son, Beau Biden, served in Iraq, prior to his father’s presidency.

Trump has in the past faced criticism for his medical deferment from the Vietnam Wardraft, which he attributed to bone spurs in his heels.

Iran condemned the U.S.-Israeli action as unprovoked and illegal. Iran has launched retaliatory attacks on Israel and Gulf Arab countries, with Iran’s Revolutionary Guard announcing a “large-scale” attack after the death of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

On Sunday, the U.S. Central Command said that three American service members were killed, and five others were wounded in Operation Epic Fury. Trump told NBC News on Sunday, “We expect casualties with something like this,” and added that “in the end it’s going to be a great deal for the world.”

What People Are Saying​

The description of DraftBarronTrump.com reads: “America is strong because its leaders are strong. President Trump proves that every day. Naturally, his son Barron is more than ready to defend the country his father so boldly commands. Service is honor. Strength is inherited. Dog Bless Barron.”

What Happens Next​

Trump has called for regime change and told Iranians: “When we are finished, take over your government." The president's public signals on how long the conflict will last range between a rapid wrap-up to a monthlong campaign.

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Here’s your website creator btw. He just makes a shitload of political parody sites and adds them to his linktree to beg for money.
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For those who don’t remember or watched South Park, Scott Tenorman was a bit older character in an episode where he kept trolling Cartman until Cartman got the ultimate revenge in a fake chili cook off where he made Scott eat his dead parents and cry in front of his favorite band Radiohead who called him a loser.
 
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This is some nuclear level cope.
The fucking President starts some bullshit bombing campaign because the Jews told him to.
Mothercukers have no Plan B and they can't back out since Iran was already Death to America coded before, now they're all in on that shit and no fucking paperwork horseshit deal will stop them from speedcrafting a nuke unless the regime is annihilated.
The chance for a draft is higher than ever before and you literally have a whole clan of nepo niggers who started all this shit and will gladly send your ass to war, but their bitch nigger kids are staying home, mining crypto and shit.
And to all this, the migger answer is the classic, "But the democrats..."
 
Barron is really tall and autistic. He wouldn't be too useful. Still a good idea. Also Don Jnr and Eric.
 
It doesn't. A South Park writer made a parody and leftists started jerking themselves raw to the idea of Barron dying of dysentery in a trench in Iran. These idiots don't realize that it will be their kids put feet first in the meat grinder if a draft ever took place.

But Trump should have ICE pay a visit to this guy anyway because it would be far funnier than the subject of this article.
But they don't have any kids
 
What if they did start a draft and gave a condition to the migrants, they join, they become US citizens and the majority of them join in, how do they respond?
Easy, start a series of ill-advised, poorly managed, high casualty conflicts that just happened to coincide with critical shortages in medical and material supplies needed to support them in disease heavy biomes.
 
Not gonna lie, when you worded it like that, I kind of want a draft now...so we can get all these useless eaters blown up in some pointless suicide rush or something, there really isn't any other viable way to make use of much of the current population out on the battlefield.
A modern draft would be a nightmare. Liberals would flee the country, wealthy elites would exploit all loopholes to make their kids exempt up to and including demanding the right to pay others to take their kids place sla the Civil War, plus women being exempt and the return of the white feather BS.
 
As the saying goes "I ain't no senator's son" besides even if hes drafted he will get some cosy position in united states or go air national guard which is what a of lot future politicians did to avoid the draft.
 
You guys talking about Baron not being eligible because he's too tall and a mental midget, as if him being the president's son wouldn't allow him to dodge it anyway

:story:

No powerful politician allows his flesh and blood to die in the meat grinder. That's your family's job goyim
 
Clinton, Dubya, and Obama had daughters and Biden has a crackhead son and his daughter that wrote about him in her diary

Trump is the only one that sired anything viable in the last 35 years. Stay mad. :story:
Was Biden's dead son not an army officer who went to Iraq?
 
Was Biden's dead son not an army officer who went to Iraq?
Absolutely correct, but I'm pretty sure we collectively forgot about Beau after his brother's laptop was newsworthy and Joe forgot (among other things) to remind people he exists.

Credit where credit is due :)
 
Unless they adopt black kids from Africa as a way of virtue-signaling like Madonna.
And only if Democrats... remember when they tried to derail Justice Barrett's confirmation by claiming she was a racist?

The "proof" was her adopted non-white kids....

Republicans only adopt minority children so they can vicarously have slaves while making it look honorable, donchaknow?! The monsters!

Absolutely correct, but I'm pretty sure we collectively forgot about Beau after his brother's laptop was newsworthy and Joe forgot (among other things) to remind people he exists.

Credit where credit is due :)
Joe didn't forget him... he was a shield every time Hunter did something stupid like leave a bag of coke in the White House..... or get paid millions for a no-show job in a field he had no experience in over in Ukraine.... it was all "Of course the President tried to cover it up, you would too if it was the ONLY SON YOU HAD LEFT! He just processes grief differently...."


Actually, Biden probably did forget about him, he forgot where he was and what day of the week he was on all the time... fortunately? His staff remembered to post all about it on social media...
 
Those bone spurs really do a number on these epically tall chads.

Donald Trump is easily 7 1/2 feet, maybe 8 feet tall.
Seeing your impotent seethe post after post is very heartwarming. Reminds me that the enemies of the republic are retarded niggers and everything will be alright.


Anyway, please continue to provide that delicious milk
 
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