War Draft Barron Trump Website Launches as US Strikes Iran - The voice of South Park’s infamous Scott Tenorman is trying to dunk on Orange Man.

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http://www.draftbarrontrump.com

website calling for President Donald Trump’s youngest son, Barron Trump, who is 19, to be drafted into the U.S. military was created, as the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran.

The website “DraftBarronTrump.com” was created on February 28, the same day that the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran, according to domain records. The language on the website employs a largely satirical tone, with false quotes attributed to members of the Trump family.

Newsweek has contacted the White House via email and DraftBarronTrump.com via an online contact form on the website, outside of regular working hours.

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Why It Matters​

Early on Saturday, the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran, in a military operation dubbed Operation Epic Fury. The move signals a sharp escalation and follows Washington and Tehran failing to achieve an agreement on Iran’s nuclear problem.

Americans have largely remained divided along partisan lines in the past on issues involving Trump and Iran. A poll published on Sunday from Reuters/Ipsos found that one in four Americans supports the strikes, with about half of respondents believing that Trump is too willing to use military force.

What To Know​

The DraftBarronTrump website states on its "About Us" page that the “site is dedicated to honoring the strongest and bravest voices in war,” and “If you’re looking for proven genes, inherited courage, and unquestionable resolve, look no further than the Trump family.”

False quotes feature on the website and are attributed to the president, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump. The false quote from the president reads, “People come up to me, with tears in their eyes, and they say, ‘Sir, you’re the strongest. Send Barron off to war.'”

The president has three sons—Donald Jr., 48, Eric, 42, and Barron, 19— as well as two daughters—Ivanka, 44, and Tiffany, 32.

Almost all men who are aged between 18 and 25 who live in the U.S. are required to register for Selective Service, though service itself is voluntary. Those in that age group who live in the U.S. are required, including citizens, immigrants, refugees, asylum seekers and those with disabilities.

The U.S. has not had a military draft since 1973. A draft would need to be authorized by both the president and Congress.

The age groups for military drafts have varied in different conflicts. During World War I, the law authorized a draft of men aged 21-30. It was later expanded to ages 18 to 45. During World War II, the draft was expanded to the ages of 18 to 64—though men over the age of 45 generally were not used for combat roles.

Several presidents have had sons who have served in the U.S. military. This includes Theodore Roosevelt Jr., son of President Theodore Roosevelt. who served in World Wars I and II, after his father left office. Roosevelt’s son Quentin Roosevelt also served as a pilot in WWI and was killed in action. President Dwight Eisenhower’s son John Eisenhower served in WWII and Korea. President Joe Biden’s son, Beau Biden, served in Iraq, prior to his father’s presidency.

Trump has in the past faced criticism for his medical deferment from the Vietnam Wardraft, which he attributed to bone spurs in his heels.

Iran condemned the U.S.-Israeli action as unprovoked and illegal. Iran has launched retaliatory attacks on Israel and Gulf Arab countries, with Iran’s Revolutionary Guard announcing a “large-scale” attack after the death of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

On Sunday, the U.S. Central Command said that three American service members were killed, and five others were wounded in Operation Epic Fury. Trump told NBC News on Sunday, “We expect casualties with something like this,” and added that “in the end it’s going to be a great deal for the world.”

What People Are Saying​

The description of DraftBarronTrump.com reads: “America is strong because its leaders are strong. President Trump proves that every day. Naturally, his son Barron is more than ready to defend the country his father so boldly commands. Service is honor. Strength is inherited. Dog Bless Barron.”

What Happens Next​

Trump has called for regime change and told Iranians: “When we are finished, take over your government." The president's public signals on how long the conflict will last range between a rapid wrap-up to a monthlong campaign.

Edit:
Here’s your website creator btw. He just makes a shitload of political parody sites and adds them to his linktree to beg for money.

For those who don’t remember or watched South Park, Scott Tenorman was a bit older character in an episode where he kept trolling Cartman until Cartman got the ultimate revenge in a fake chili cook off where he made Scott eat his dead parents and cry in front of his favorite band Radiohead who called him a loser.

 

[BigMan13]

Maybe they are riffing off what Jesse Ventura suggested where politicians must supply at least one relative to military service before being able to vote for or support combat operations.

That's actually how most wars were until recently. Leaders and relatives of leaders were very commonly fielded commanders during wartime, some (though less frequently) even as regular soldiers.

 

[WonderWino]

There won't be a draft, let alone over this. It would lead to a major shitshow and wouldn't end well for the government

That said, its not a good idea to set up websites designed to target a specific person like that, its a great way to end up with legal problems for harassment. In this case its a great way to get a visit from the secret service for fucking with the son of the president

 

[LaxerBRO]

Barron Trump, who is 19, to be drafted into the U.S. military was created, as the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran.

If I was Barron, I would just simply apply to OCS or similar.

These faggots haven't thought past childish emotions, where upon reason would reveal that Barron even if drafted would have to go through boot camps and a specialist military occupation school by which pint the war will be over

 

[DrakosBiz]

"If I cannot save it from your failure father then let the Middle East Burn!"

 

[Axiom.]

There hasn't been a draft in decades lil bro

I'm making fun of miggers who think they wouldn't "draft" a political nepobaby when it's obvious they would, lil bro.

 

[Absolutego]

I’m not saying it would have gone down under them like it has under Trump, chances are it would have been pulled off as competently as the Afghanistan pullout, but the Iran situation would have come to a head because the Ayatollah brought it to a head. The difference is Kamala probably would have made the situation infinitely more of a clusterfuck.

It'd probably just be another 12 day war where almost all the action is done by Israel. The most Biden ever did of his own volition in office was that farce of an aid dock to try and calm down the civil war in his party without overtly pissing off Netanyahu.
Even Harris wouldn't be likely to do much more against Iran, she may have married a tribesman but her book is chock full of the usual "Jews are great, Israel sucks tho" monkeyshining to try and avoid pissing anyone off.

 

[Corpun]

The draft is and will never not be a politically impossible move to do. Vietnam killed any ability to enable the draft and I doubt we'd see it even in a WW3 scenario, not that even half those drafted into the military would be physically or mentally fit enough to serve as anything other than human shields. The fucking draft got shut the fuck down after 9/11 after all, we don't live in a world that Redditors and Twitter retards thing will inititate a mass draft tomorrow at 8AM sharp.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Jokes on you. I will accept being drafted as long as I get an Iranian ten tenths. In exchange. And I mean a Persian, not one of the disgusting subhuman ethnic groups that are the minorities who need to be gassed.

 

[verissimus]

This might be a winning point if this were a boots on the ground large scale invasion or the Draft was actually invoked and not essentially a game of Battleship. A game of Battleship where one side gets ten turns in a row, has full view of the other side's board, and the opponent is blind, doesn't know numbers or letters, has Down's Syndrome and they have to roll a 50-sided die at least as a 48 to get a turn.

The situation would not proceed that far because that would require Congress to be involved which, as far as I'm concerned, Trump does not want; hence, there will be no draft. It's a stupid point.

 

[TowinKarz]

The real reason there will be no draft is that it's simply not needed.


The US doesn't have a shortage of standing soldiers right now.

Years in Afghanistan and Iraq and never once did the prospect ever come up that we'd have to draft anyone.

But now, all of a sudden? (Because the left is buttmad) it's been just... accepted... without any explanation or debate... that if we were to put boots on the ground in Iran? We'd need to start drafting people......

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

The real reason there will be no draft is that it's simply not needed.


The US doesn't have a shortage of standing soldiers right now.

Years in Afghanistan and Iraq and never once did the prospect ever come up that we'd have to draft anyone.

But now, all of a sudden? (Because the left is buttmad) it's been just... accepted... without any explanation or debate... that if we were to put boots on the ground in Iran? We'd need to start drafting people......

There were troops who got fucked by the military and had tours extended and other bullshit to keep manpower levels maintained. It was at ‘we need to draft’ levels of bad but it was less than ideal. There were a lot of tricks tried to entice signups after the initial 9/11 boost.

 

[TowinKarz]

There were troops who got fucked by the military and had tours extended and other bullshit to keep manpower levels maintained. It was at ‘we need to draft’ levels of bad but it was less than ideal. There were a lot of tricks tried to entice signups after the initial 9/11 boost.

Yes, and the end result was still - no draft.

Its not going to happen.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Yes, and the end result was still - no draft.

Its not going to happen.

I didn’t say it was, I simply added the context they DID had to scramble to get butts in boots and keep them there especially once the wounded started coming back. The situation was and still is now far from great because previous governments squandered trust in potential recruits

 

[Marvin]

I kept up my Selective Service registration for as long as I was supposed to. I was retarded.

There were troops who got fucked by the military and had tours extended and other bullshit to keep manpower levels maintained. It was at ‘we need to draft’ levels of bad but it was less than ideal. There were a lot of tricks tried to entice signups after the initial 9/11 boost.

That's trying to get a discount on the recruiting. Not emergency tier stuff.

Basic economics works and there's enough cash on hand to get recruits if they're really sweating for it.

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

I'm sure he suffers from the same crippling "bone spurs" as his draft-dodging father.

Actually he's too tall to serve. The cutoff is 6'8" and Barron is 6'9". He could probably get a waiver due to being the son of a famous person but he would be kept far away from fighting because he wouldn't fit well in armored vehicles.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Actually he's too tall to serve. The cutoff is 6'8" and Barron is 6'9". He could probably get a waiver due to being the son of a famous person but he would be kept far away from fighting because he wouldn't fit well in armored vehicles.

Those bone spurs really do a number on these epically tall chads.

Donald Trump is easily 7 1/2 feet, maybe 8 feet tall.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

They'll screech about escalation from one side of their mouths while they demand we use WMD's against Iran from the other. It's all so tiresome.

 

[EepEep]

Do these retards not know the military is 95% support roles and 200% paperwork?

There is active competition to get into combat roles.

 

[30+GameOvers]

The draft is and will never not be a politically impossible move to do. Vietnam killed any ability to enable the draft and I doubt we'd see it even in a WW3 scenario, not that even half those drafted into the military would be physically or mentally fit enough to serve as anything other than human shields. The fucking draft got shut the fuck down after 9/11 after all, we don't live in a world that Redditors and Twitter retards thing will inititate a mass draft tomorrow at 8AM sharp.

Not gonna lie, when you worded it like that, I kind of want a draft now...so we can get all these useless eaters blown up in some pointless suicide rush or something, there really isn't any other viable way to make use of much of the current population out on the battlefield.

But now, all of a sudden? (Because the left is buttmad) it's been just... accepted... without any explanation or debate... that if we were to put boots on the ground in Iran? We'd need to start drafting people......

I don't know anyone who thinks this will lead to a draft. This is about as farcical of a fantasy as Patrick Tomlinson's "children in prison" one.

 

[Shroom King]

Why It Matters

It doesn't. A South Park writer made a parody and leftists started jerking themselves raw to the idea of Barron dying of dysentery in a trench in Iran. These idiots don't realize that it will be their kids put feet first in the meat grinder if a draft ever took place.

But Trump should have ICE pay a visit to this guy anyway because it would be far funnier than the subject of this article.