🐮 Lolcow Doug Jackson / SV Seeker - Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.

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"You can't terminate my channel, I QUIT!"
 
Aww come on back to YouTube Doug. Give us another chance to archive things. What could he have done to get his whole channel zapped? For all our mockery it’s just a guy on a boat. I don’t understand their moderation decisions.
 
The Ornithocheirus dijo:
Holy shit I had no idea this guy had a thread here. Been following the general dedicated to him on /diy/ for ages tho.
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Is there a video of Doug + planer somewhere? This whole thread was a pleasant read. Seeing some real similarities between this guy and Patrick Tomlinson with the added bonus of trades autism. I'm glad his grandson isn't hanging around on that piece of junk anymore, his dad (Dougs son) seemingly made the right call cutting Doug off.
 
Those unbelievable assholes. Let the man post his videos. They’re a testament to hubris and need to be preserved!
 
https://muse.ai/v/S3TV77E-No-YouTube-Live-Life-to-the-Fullest (archive)
https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-youtube-live-118859670 (archive)

Wherein:
  • Doug claims the watermaker is fixed, but wants to tweak it more before he makes a video
  • No research yet, but going to the Bahamas supposedly
  • He allows fans in the forward cabin finally
  • Betsy is a "girl" who is a "friend" but Carol is a "girlfriend"
    • Carol keeps a cardfile of boyfriends. Doug is Card Number 48
  • Card Number 48 got himself thrown off Youtube because he sent The Cardkeeper a "private" "adult" video. "Laughs" were had, but the inevitable happened.

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So the time bomb port hole is still holding up? Do the Bahamian authorities ever say a vessel that got there isn't safe enough to leave port? Id rather be on about anything than the Seeker, if the bilge pump failed id imagine the time that thing stays afloat is measured in hours.
 
waffle dijo:
So the time bomb port hole is still holding up? Do the Bahamian authorities ever say a vessel that got there isn't safe enough to leave port? Id rather be on about anything than the Seeker, if the bilge pump failed id imagine the time that thing stays afloat is measured in hours.
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Don’t worry, Doug can 3D print a new bilge pump in a few hours. Plus this pump will have a sweet octopus design hanging off the end. He’ll have to separate it from the platform with an angle grinder that’s missing its guard.

I’m sorry you’re such a baby holding onto your mother’s apron strings that you don’t sail into foreign ports in a leaky bucket that’s one big wave away from snapping in half. What a pussy.
 
Doug needs people to sail his uninsured boat that smells like sewer gas, unremunerated of course.

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But not you, Bill.

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Sounds like even Doug's girlfriend's knees are busting u-joints.
 
myhairisonfire dijo:
My guess is that he failed to disclose a sponsorship with QIDI for the 3D printer. Betsy will have to work overtime to put a positive spin on this.

I know what I'm going to be thankful for this Thanksgiving!
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Between Reddit hyperbole and Doug being a known liar its hard to tell what the truth is, so take this with a grain of salt. The ban was due to allegedly uploading a NSFW video to YouTube, set to private, for his girlfriend. The video was allegedly of him using a shopvac as a DIY penis pump. As he puts it, it was an "adult" video using a "tool found in every shop." YouTube automation manages to detect a penis in the video and bans his account. If this was the truth, why would you admit it? If you were lying, why would you tell this lie?

Bonus: He claims his new girlfriend keeps notecards of all the guys she has dated and Doug is card #48. She's got more mileage than the boat does.

https://muse.ai/v/S3TV77E-No-YouTube-Live-Life-to-the-Fullest
I dont know how to archive from muse.ai, would someone kindly do the needful and revert? Regards.
 
It just now hit me..... this is what you'd get if you asked the Groverhaus guy to make a boat.... no wonder I'm laughing my ass off.
 
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