💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

Biden has already been writing executive orders like fucking crazy and has undone basically everything Trump did in 4 years in a matter of hours. If Biden does anything more than simple EO and actually gets some of this shit written in to law by working with the rest of the democrats, which Trump never did with republicans because he thought he was CEO of America and just wanted to sign off on shit, then it’s just going to make Trump look even more ineffectual and useless.
He's undone most of Trump's domestic policy, but it remains to be seen what he'll do with regards to foreign policy, particularly stance on China. I don't think he'll flat out reverse everything Trump did there since cosying up to China like Nixon did would be ludicrously unpopular.
 
What's the point in supporting Trump? I'm being serious here. He did nothing he said he was going to do, he only benefited his enemies and the only reason to like him is he "opposed" the establishment by essentially being a red coloured version of it versus blue coloured.
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2/3 of the Senate needs to approve his impeachment. That’s a tall order, especially for any Republican up for re-election in 2022 or any Republican ambitious enough to want to run for President in 2024. They may hate Trump but without his former base, they have no shot. I think anything especially traitorous is going to rub a good chunk of voters the wrong way, even if Trump is the pet rock of politics.
Jan. 6 shaved off a solid chunk of the republican voter base from the MAGA-base and Trump just straight abandoning the rioters shaved off another chunk, so the future "Patriot Party" voters are less of a crowd to worry about than before. The issue becomes focused on the remaining MAGA-base becoming increasingly just pure, distilled crazy and whether it's worth it for the GOP to cut their losses and move on because they're going to come to a point where unless someone with the last name of Trump or even only DJT himself is running, the MAGA-base isn't voting for them.
 
Biden has already been writing executive orders like fucking crazy and has undone basically everything Trump did in 4 years in a matter of hours.
Judges, the tax cuts, and countless administrative appointments.

So nah.
If Biden does anything more than simple EO and actually gets some of this shit written in to law by working with the rest of the democrats, which Trump never did with republicans because he thought he was CEO of America and just wanted to sign off on shit, then it’s just going to make Trump look even more ineffectual and useless.

That would be hard. I don't know anyone outside of Trump's base that views him as effectual.
 
Is it possible to follow Trump anywhere anymore? Has he been completely silenced, or is there a Myspace page or something he's still posting to?
There's always Tumblr!

Kiwifarms? More like cuckfarms
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If my memory serves, the problem was that something was wrong with the kitchen or the caterer, so they couldn't do the regular thing.
That fat turd could have at least gotten them some Peri Peri Chicken or other DC area stuff that they couldn't have gotten back in South Carolina if he had to resort to giving them fast food.
 
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That fat turd could have at least gotten them some Peri Peri Chicken or other DC area stuff that they couldn't have gotten back in South Carolina if he had to resort to giving them fast food.
O M F G Nandos is in the States now?!?! I miss that shit!!
 
And Chicago.

Back on topic, any funny stories about Trump from the 80's or 90's?
A bunch have been posted that I'll link to the thread newbies here:

Trump cannot let go of an article calling his hands small for 30 yrs
Trump on the Central Park 5
Donald Trump National Park
Billionaire Trump has to act as his own publicist

There's a lot more out there, his divorce with Ivanka (and the craziness in Aspen), his many, many bankruptcies, the many, many lawsuits on housing discrimination, talking about how he hopes his infant daughter will have big tits, those just come to mind.

PS. Oh my fucking god, that article. That is the most bullshit Spiderman-looking shit I have ever seen. "I'm not looking to play this thing up" Sure Jan.
 
And Chicago.

Back on topic, any funny stories about Trump from the 80's or 90's?
Not quite LOLcow story but interesting look into how Trump's genius businessman persona was always a smokescreen for inheriting his father's fortune.

In 1990 Trump's casino had already missed a debt payment and had a bond payment coming up, if he missed it his casino would go tits up. Trump couldn't take a loan because that money would have to go towards the already missed payment by default and he would still bust on missing the bond payment. His dad's lawyer walks into the casino on the day the bond payment was due and buys almost $3.5 million in chips with a check from Trump Sr. then leaves. Since this was not a loan Trump was able to do whatever he wanted with the money and used it to make the payment and stay in business. The authorities got involved and ruled it an illegal loan but instead of making Trump pay it back which would instantly bankrupt him they levied a $65,000 fine. The casino never paid back the "loan" and still went bankrupt a year later.

A slightly more LOLcow Trump business story.
Trump took out a giant loan on Trump tower in Chicago. When the recession hit in 2008 he couldn't rent all the units and was having issues paying the loan. He could have sold other properties to make the payment but instead he pointed to a condition of the loan and said the recession was an "act of God" that excluded him from repayment. An act of God clause is well understood to cover things like an asteroid falling on your building or a tornado picking it up and dropping it in lake Michigan or any other devastating natural disaster technically possible but too absurd to list out. When asked if that meant people who had signed leases could back out based on the recession he said no.
 
Trump is hilarious. Nobody needs to fake laughter, no matter how much they hate him, and I say that as somebody who still would have voted for him.
Alexis de Tocqueville called American democracy "the Great Experiment." Imagine if he could've been alive to see us elect an autistic dank memelord to the highest political office in the land.
 
I know there was one time he got his chauffer to park to the side so he can walk up to a mugger allegedly. Not sure if it's really funny but it's interesting

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I wanna comment on this again, because Trump was notorious for planting fake stories in several publications, Daily News and the Enquirer being big ones. Everything about this story screams absolute BS. Trump happened to drive by a mugging, managed to get the bad guy to stop, a crowd of onlookers cheered for him, a dr just happened to be there to help the man injured, and AMAZINGLY no one reported this attack! There's a bat wielding mugger running around NYC that Trump, and a whole GAGGLE of people saw and NO ONE decided it was worth reporting! Add to that the clearly staged "candid" photo of him coming out of a limo, taken for a story he had no intention of anyone ever hearing! He thinks he's Bruce Wayne.

This is legit vintage "and they all clapped" copypasta.

Anyone who can read can see what BS it is, but in case you need more proof: https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-claims-he-stopped-mugging-in-new-york-city-1991-2018-3
 
The best part about all this is the fallout from all the Qanons that honestly believed that Trump would somehow come back for a second term. To call them disillusioned is putting it mildly. They literally were convinced that Trump was in for another 4 years.
 
Trump fucked up by panicking and giving a speech where he said his pet retards are going to face justice for storming the capitol. He didn't have to condone it, he could have just stayed silent and they would have continued worshipping him. Now he's going to face the same fate as Scar at the end of the Lion King:

 
Trump fucked up by panicking and giving a speech where he said his pet retards are going to face justice for storming the capitol. He didn't have to condone it, he could have just stayed silent and they would have continued worshipping him. Now he's going to face the same fate as Scar at the end of the Lion King:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y11M9Z4RKrc
Null predicted this shit, Retard President won't even acknowledge the people who willingly got arrested in the vain hopes that he'd somehow take back America from the mythical satanic Democrat pedophiles. Play stupid games, win stupider prizes.
 
Another Trump LOLcow story from the past. In the 80's Trump was listed in the Fortune Magazine's top 400 wealthiest people when he inherited his father's massive fortune. years later he was removed from the list when Fortune examined his financial documents and estimated his holdings around 3.7 billion and his debts at 3.2 billion which would have made his actual worth around 500 million instead of the almost 3 billion he claimed at the time. Additionally it was later exposed that Trump was actually calling reporters including Fortune pretending to be his own publicist under the name "John Miller."

News sorry on Trump pretending to be his own publicist with recordings.
 
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