💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

It's relatively common knowledge that the universe is too large for there not to be life out there somewhere else.
Trump, however, seems to think that the size of the universe and how statistics work is... classified?
It's more of a belief, not definite "knowledge". It seems to make intuitive sense that the universe is so big, there has to be life somewhere else, but we don't definitely know how life arises and what the probability of it is. There really are no statistics about this, just a sample size of one (as all life on Earth has a common ancestor).
 
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Jesus Christ, that migger wasted hours of his life on this eyesore… what’s hilarious about this image though is that the thumbnail makes it look like this migger was photoshopped into the image as a tiny man next to a human-sized statue, and now I can’t unsee that.
Well he was supposed to get paid for it, but the crypto bros funding it lost their money in the most recent crash.
 
I hate phrasing it like this (as it feels too cheesy), but this seems like a distraction as they're desperate to just throw out anything to keep people occupied.

Which doesn't even seem effective right now he's got things like the killings of American citizens by immigration agents and the Epstein files hanging over his head, as major topics that people can easily rally around to go "what the fuck?" about.

Most other topics you can waffle about whether fighting in the Middle East makes sense or whether some tax increase/decrease is bad/good, Epstein and the street killings are black and white though for people to just flatly go "that's fucked".
 
Jesus Christ, that migger wasted hours of his life on this eyesore… what’s hilarious about this image though is that the thumbnail makes it look like this migger was photoshopped into the image as a tiny man next to a human-sized statue, and now I can’t unsee that.
At least Lenin statues are true to form.

Surprised he didn't go with the Ben Garrison version and give Trump huge biceps, pecs and six-pack abs.
 
Ill just leave this fancy word here...

kakistocracy
/kăk″ĭ-stŏk′rə-sē, kä″kĭ-/
noun
Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.
That's a cool word!
What about Government of Paedophiles?
GoP?

After leaving the WHO, Trump is wanting to spend three times as much as it paid towards it to replicate the WHO's systems.

"Conservative".

I wasn’t ready for “Happy Black History Century,” that one almost made me choke on my coffee. Someone needs to get this fucker to say “Happy Christian Love Day” in front of a camera before he dies.
No, he'll be saying "happy holidays".
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Not going to bother looking it up, but Trump tried bragging about the trade deficit being lowered because the numbers were lower for one month (October?) which was a temporary thing and overall Trump has increased the trade deficit.
It's always the economy with this dude.
I know the joke is that the Epstein files must make Trump look like Satan incarnate if he's desperately trying to drown them out of the news cycle with random bullshit, but Jesus tapdancing Christ this is actually getting ridiculous.
How the hell do you even top this?
 
Silver lining is that some miggers are jumping ship?
I wouldn't call it a silver lining, the damage is already done. A podcaster switching it up is more than likely because they see the way the wind is blowing when it comes to extracting money from an audience not some actual change of heart. There is still years of this shit, you can have MAGA crying saying their sorry, it doesn't change that norms have been absolutely obliterated because they wanted to ignore anyone trying to share a little knowledge. Midterms are what, 8-9 months away? Say it all flips. What changes? Democrats making laws that say he can't be a tinpot dictator? OK, he ignores it. Supreme court allows them to. Impeachment/removal galore?

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Good luck.

Sorry, didn't mean to get black pill there.
 
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Silver lining is that some miggers are jumping ship?
Most of them aren't. USPG2 MAGAloids even said there was literally nothing, including child rape, that would stop them from loving Daddy Trump with every fiber of their being. It's a cult and Dear Leader can literally do no wrong. For some reason they chose a cult lead by a mush-brained, pants-shitting child rapist and claim that he's the most alpha and healthy and strong man ever

It looks like Dozey Don fell asleep at the launch for his own "Board of Peace".
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Of course, USPG2 MAGAloids will stay he's a fit, healthy, strong young man but if the child rapist can't even stay away for his own event, that's pretty pathetic
 
"Conservative".
Well, he IS conserving stuff. Just not the kinda stuff that most normal people would care about like economic prices and inflation, moral values, law and order within the nation, American freedom and "exceptionalism".
No...he's focused on conserving what HE cares about; his ego, his wealth, his stature, his greed, his pride, his power...you know, the things that matter to HIM.
It's always the economy with this dude.
That's mainly because it's where he can give an iota of an answer. Remember Bondi's karen moment where she deflected with a "Oh, Dow is above 50K and S&P is above 7K!" While the cause of it may or may not be due to Trump shenanigans (I haven't gone deep in to check), BUT between his horrible international policies and behavior driving away allies of decades if not centuries while possibly starting up another war (we'll wait and see), his constant unilateral actions slowly causing a breakdown of "checks and balances", his immigration policies that have even some of his supporters saying it's too heavy-handed, and the absolute shitstorm that is the Epstein files, "line go up" is probably the only thing he's got.
And funnily enough, just from a quick glance on Google right now, even those seem to kinda be going down slowly.
 
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