💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Wall of Bricks]

Imagine if Biden announced demolition of a part of the White House to build an ostentatious ballroom to entertain billionaires?
The MAGAloids would be losing their shit and calling it outrageous, desecration and calling for impeachment.

Also, seeing a part of the White House being demolished is a perfect analogy of what Trump is doing to the entire United States.

 

[LettuceMan]

Hard to imagine that this guy can't get laid:
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Especially given that he's a die-hard bible thumper who wants to make having sex as difficult as possible from a legal perspective

He gives off bitter divorced dad vibes.

 

[Standardized Profile]

The protests have become almost like festivals, which is a very good thing. It completely undermines the "violent left Pro-Hamas" narrative and makes the regime look (more) foolish, and they've become a celebration of sorts. Joy and humor are two of the best tools for toppling regimes, because fragile egos can't handle it.

It also makes them less cringe for people who find protests hopelessly cringe. There should be more of a main
street parade/block party vibe and fewer corny 1960s chants, cause-du-jour radicals, and troons.

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If Obama had done this to the White House, people would have lost their fucking minds...

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Remember when they gutted the Lincoln bathroom and threw it out the window, and people said that photo was AI-generated? No one's saying that now.

The East Wing isn't terribly important, it's just where the First Lady, her staff, and the ceremonial people work. And it's the entrance that every tour group and many other visitors go through. For countless people it has been the open and public face of the White House, unlike the more famous but inaccessible West Wing. I've been there. Completely unimportant, no historical value at all.

ca. 2005:


1922:


Lobby, 2014:


Through that door on the right, I think, is the reception room (2015) :

There's more cool stuff underground, but we're not allowed to see it.

Spoiler: Not allowed

 

[Sailor Swift]

If Obama had done this to the White House, people would have lost their fucking minds...

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The most literal metaphor you'll ever witness in your life...

How much gold spray paint you think is gonna be used?

It'll cause a shortage.

It also makes them less cringe for people who find protests hopelessly cringe. There should be more of a main
street parade/block party vibe and fewer corny 1960s chants, cause-du-jour radicals, and troons.

It'll get more people out to the future protests, and the higher the number, the more fatty flails. People have been stepping up their game with the costumes and props, too. I've seen everything from giant mask heads to whole articulated puppets. I can't find the video that I saw, but in Seattle, a group of people dressed up as insect "lice" agents and ended the march "infesting" a giant printed out constitution.

I really enjoyed these guys from DC. They look like something out of Across The Universe. You can practically hear Eddie Izzard singing.


Imagine what the next No Kings will bring!

 

[Standardized Profile]

This is a Trump appointee, not Trump, but I still think it's funny:

Lindsey Halligan, the beauty pageant contestant-turned-lawyer charged by Trump with prosecuting Letitia James, contacted a journalist over Signal to berate her for reposting something the New York Times reported. While doing so, she may have revealed grand jury information. Then she told the journalist it was all off-the-record because she had disappearing messages turned on. The Department of Justice confirmed the authenticity of the texts, misspelling Halligan's name in their response.

It is not uncommon for federal prosecutors to communicate with the press, both through formal channels and sometimes informally. My exchange with Halligan, however, was highly unusual in a number of respects. She initiated a conversation with me, a reporter she barely knew, to discuss an ongoing prosecution that she is personally handling. She mostly criticized my reporting—or, more precisely, my summary of someone else’s reporting. But several of her messages contained language that touch on grand jury matters, even as she insisted that she could not reveal such information, which is protected from disclosure by prosecutors under federal law.

As a legal journalist covering the Justice Department, I had never encountered anything quite like my exchange with Halligan. Neither had my editor. Over the last several days, he and I spoke with multiple former federal officials and journalists who cover the justice system. None could recall a similar instance in which a sitting U.S. attorney reached out to chastise a reporter about matters concerning grand jury testimony in an active case.

Earlier today, I reached out to the Justice Department’s Office of Public Affairs, seeking comment for this story. ... I told the Justice Department that my deadline was 4:15 p.m ... just a few minutes before the deadline, my dormant Signal connection with Halligan suddenly came alive again.

At 4:10 p.m., she texted me: “By the way—everything I ever sent you is off record. You’re not a journalist so it’s weird saying that but just letting you know.”

I responded: “I’m sorry, but that’s not how this works. You don’t get to say that in retrospect.”

Halligan was unpersuaded: “Yes, I do. Off record.”

“I am really sorry. I would have been happy to speak with you on an off the record basis had you asked,” I said. “But you didn’t ask, and I still haven’t agreed to speak on that basis. Do you have any further comment for the story?

To my surprise, she kept going: “It’s obvious the whole convo is off record. There’s disappearing messages and it’s on signal. What is your story? You never told me about a story.”

I didn’t respond. It was time to publish my story. I’ll text it to her.

This was the DoJ's response, sent at 4:34 PM:

You clearly didn’t get the response you wanted—which was information handed over to you without having to dig into the facts of the case to craft a truthful story—so you thought you’d “tattletale” to main justice. Lindsay [sic] Halligan was attempting to point you to facts, not gossip, but when clarifying that she would adhere to the rule of the law and not disclose Grand Jury information, you threaten to leak an entire conversation. Good luck ever getting anyone to talk to you when you publish their texts.

We thought DEI would bring about the competence crisis, but it was a horny old man and ladder-climbing bimbos.

[source|archive]

Signal screenshots

 

[The Hardest R]

So tired of the lackeys, bimbos, and fuckwits that are clogging up Trump’s administration. Every single one of Trump’s associates fit here. Nobody competent wants anything to do with this shitshow.

 

[Something Awful]

Turns out the craziest thing about Idiocracy was that it takes places five hundred years in the future. Who knew a couple decades was a more realistic timeline?

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

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Turns out the craziest thing about Idiocracy was that it takes places five hundred years in the future. Who knew a couple decades was a more realistic timeline?

It's worse.
At least President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho had a cool name and looked cool. Trump can't even do that.
If I have to pick between the 80 year old fat fuck with a bad spray tan, and this guy:

I'd at least pick him. The country is still utterly fucked, but at least this guy looks like he has the energy to fight for you.

 

[Purple_Urkel]

This is a Trump appointee, not Trump, but I still think it's funny:

Lindsey Halligan, the beauty pageant contestant-turned-lawyer charged by Trump with prosecuting Letitia James, contacted a journalist over Signal to berate her for reposting something the New York Times reported. While doing so, she may have revealed grand jury information. Then she told the journalist it was all off-the-record because she had disappearing messages turned on. The Department of Justice confirmed the authenticity of the texts, misspelling Halligan's name in their response.

Off the record has big "You have to tell me you're a cop" energy. It's basically the same strain of stupid.

 

[Sandnigger]

It's worse.
At least President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho had a cool name and looked cool. Trump can't even do that.
If I have to pick between the 80 year old fat fuck with a bad spray tan, and this guy:
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I'd at least pick him. The country is still utterly fucked, but at least this guy looks like he has the energy to fight for you.

At least that guy had enough sense to defer to someone smarter than himself.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Trump talking about ripping out the Art Deco Lincoln bathroom and replacing it with some marble abortion, as well as replacing tiles in the Palm Room with marble.

It's just a special place. What can I say? So we have to take care of it. And we have little things like at the Lincoln bedroom. The bathroom was done by the Truman family and, you know, a long time ago. And it's done in a green tile and it's done as a in a style that was not exactly a Lincoln. It's a style that's not good. So, so, we, it's actually Art Deco and Art Deco doesn't go with, you know, 1850 and civil wars and all of the problem. But what does do is statuary marble. So I ripped it apart and we built a bathroom. It's absolutely gorgeous and totally in keeping with that time because the Lincoln bedroom is so incredible for those of you that have seen it. We have so many different, downstairs we have the Palm Room and they had one by one tiles that were put there probably 20 years ago. But somebody and they were broken and bad. It's embarrassing. And I took it out and we did a magnificent book matched statuary marble floor. We fixed the room and we put up the right, you know, the proper lighting and chandeliers. And it looks like, people walk up, they can't believe how beautiful it is. And so we like to fix it up. And it's a little bit of my heritage. Fix up and clean up and make it nice. And we're doing that with the White House.

1:27

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Classy:

Must be Soros paying everyone, no other reason to hate these lovely folks.

 

[JaneThough]

It also makes them less cringe for people who find protests hopelessly cringe. There should be more of a main
street parade/block party vibe and fewer corny 1960s chants, cause-du-jour radicals, and troons.

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Remember when they gutted the Lincoln bathroom and threw it out the window, and people said that photo was AI-generated? No one's saying that now.

The East Wing isn't terribly important, it's just where the First Lady, her staff, and the ceremonial people work. And it's the entrance that every tour group and many other visitors go through. For countless people it has been the open and public face of the White House, unlike the more famous but inaccessible West Wing. I've been there. Completely unimportant, no historical value at all.

ca. 2005:
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1922:
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Lobby, 2014:
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Through that door on the right, I think, is the reception room (2015) :
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There's more cool stuff underground, but we're not allowed to see it.

Spoiler: Not allowed

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So he’s destroying our access to OUR White House to build a ballroom for his billionaire butt buddies.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Imagine if Biden announced demolition of a part of the White House to build an ostentatious ballroom to entertain billionaires?
The MAGAloids would be losing their shit and calling it outrageous, desecration and calling for impeachment.

Biden wouldn't even have had to go that far. The Republicans in Congress were looking for reasons to impeach him from 2022-2023, but they couldn't come up with any legitimate "impeachable offense" that they could all agree to. Hell, Trump commits impeachable offenses on a daily basis, which include:

• Violating the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution by detaining and deporting immigrants (even legal ones) without due process.
• Violating the emolument clause by accepting a $400M jet from Qatar.
• Violating international law by blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats.

And on and on. I would also put out there that offering a $20B bailout to Argentina IF Milei gets re-elected counts as foreign election interference.

 

[Sailor Swift]

Turns out the craziest thing about Idiocracy was that it takes places five hundred years in the future. Who knew a couple decades was a more realistic timeline?

welcome to Costco, i love you

Trump talking about ripping out the Art Deco Lincoln bathroom and replacing it with some marble abortion, as well as replacing tiles in the Palm Room with marble.

One of the worst parts of it is that it'll likely be near impossible to replace/rebuild exactly as it was. You'd have to find people who are trained in the skills needed for that sort of vintage architecture, and if you cant find them, you have to find a way to train them.

Biden wouldn't even have had to go that far. The Republicans in Congress were looking for reasons to impeach him from 2022-2023, but they couldn't come up with any legitimate "impeachable offense" that they could all agree to. Hell, Trump commits impeachable offenses on a daily basis, which include:

• Violating the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution by detaining and deporting immigrants (even legal ones) without due process.
• Violating the emolument clause by accepting a $400M jet from Qatar.
• Violating international law by blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats.

And on and on. I would also put out there that offering a $20B bailout to Argentina IF Milei gets re-elected counts as foreign election interference.

But the lady had a funny laugh

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Gold and marble. This is Ancient Greece. He wants Ancient Greece.

 

[AltisticRight]

First Lady

According to miggers, if an XX chromosomes haver ever had a nude photo getting leaked/posted, and she has a male fanbase, she's automatically a prostitute that should be raped and murdered on top of being groped and forcibly kissed.
The "First lady" is hardly a lady. She's a whore. Her crotch and tits are for everyone to see. Anyone's one google away from seeing her man-jaws and breasts.

Violating the emolument clause by accepting a $400M jet from Qatar.

With countries that are sane, politicians who takes substantial bribes would get jailed, sometimes even executed.
In migger land, every inch of the country is up for bids. If someone sucks the orange micropenis, they get bail out packages that can build more than a few Hudson River tunnels.
All of this money is coming from the few blue counties anyway, while orange nigger litters their streets with armed thugs.
That NYC tunnel project had a budget of $16B. Trump would rather funnel that money into a foreign country.

Surely this makes America great again.
Idiocracy.

 

[Captain Syrup]

 

[Raging Capybara]

Dem politicians are so cucked and so weak that, if they win in 2028, which is dubious, they will do absolutely nothing with this ballroom. They will leave this shit there.

Any person with a spine should immediately start demolition of this travesty on the day of their inauguration.

 

[The Perplexing Ms. Escape]

Dem politicians are so cucked and so weak that, if they win in 2028, which is dubious, they will do absolutely nothing with this ballroom. They will leave this shit there.

Any person with a spine should immediately start demolition of this travesty on the day of their inauguration.

Someone told me they should convert it into a “museum of retardation” and make it documentation about how Trump and MAGA are retards who ruined the country and present it as a cautionary tale.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Dem politicians are so cucked and so weak that, if they win in 2028, which is dubious, they will do absolutely nothing with this ballroom. They will leave this shit there.

Any person with a spine should immediately start demolition of this travesty on the day of their inauguration.

If they decided to keep it, even temporarily, I would love to see them strip the interior of all of its gaudiness and repurpose it as "a place for the people," let average Joes (including the black and brown ones) inside, and feature exhibits of the parts of American history that Trump has been trying to erase. That would burn what's left of MAGA and Trump's billionaire buddies to their core. I don't think Trump himself would live to see it, though.