💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Captain Syrup]

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Black women love Trump and have always had a famously loving relationship with Chicago police, I’m sure when he rolls through it’ll be nothing but ticker tape.



Long Island suburbanites get told they can’t use a cartoon Injun on the gym wall anymore and their Hail Mary play is… call the Donald Trump hotline. Mr. President, the woke mob took away our wagon burner mascot.

 

[JaneThough]

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Black women love Trump and have always had a famously loving relationship with Chicago police, I’m sure when he rolls through it’ll be nothing but ticker tape.

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Long Island suburbanites get told they can’t use a cartoon Injun on the gym wall anymore and their Hail Mary play is… call the Donald Trump hotline. Mr. President, the woke mob took away our wagon burner mascot.

Good old Matzopizza at it again.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Good old Matzopizza at it again.

We call it Maga-pequa now

 

[Random Internet Person]

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Long Island suburbanites get told they can’t use a cartoon Injun on the gym wall anymore and their Hail Mary play is… call the Donald Trump hotline. Mr. President, the woke mob took away our wagon burner mascot.

These are probably The same folks who claim Cracker Barrel doing a rebrand is America having its heritage taking away.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Trump becomes more Chris Chan every day.

“I want MY name OFF the Epstein list now now nOW NOW NOW NOOOOOWWWW!!”

JEFFRAY

 

[JaneThough]

The Chris-Chan/Trump comparison becomes more apt every day. To the point where we can cast it. Let’s fill out the Trump-Chan cast:

Liquid Trump - Newsom
Pickle man - Obama
Barb - MAGAts (they enable him and are being fucked by him)
Mary Lee Walsh - Hillary
Adam Stackhouse - Biden
Bob - Ivanka (only voice of reason who he seems to listen to, but ducked out before it got real bad)

ETA contributions:

Laura Loomer is his Bella janke

Epstein is blue spike. Maxwell is one of the gal pals. Putin is Julaaaay!

Who else?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

the cracker barrel thing isnt even culture war related. they just made it that because they need enemies to fight for validation. this had very well been planned for over a year and isnt some secret agenda. they literally just thought doing this would attract younger people to eat there more because it worked for starbucks and chipotle.

 

[LettuceMan]

the cracker barrel thing isnt even culture war related. they just made it that because they need enemies to fight for validation. this had very well been planned for over a year and isnt some secret agenda. they literally just thought doing this would attract younger people to eat there more because it worked for starbucks and chipotle.

The culture war is nothing more than a distraction technique for the rubes to not notice how they’re getting fucked by Trump (and GOP in general) policies for the past few decades.

It’s very effective.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

The culture war is nothing more than a distraction technique for the rubes to not notice how they’re getting fucked by Trump (and GOP in general) policies rich people in general for the past few decades.

fixed it for ya

 

[Eventide]

Which staffer was made to hand over her make-up bag? Seems too light for the Mar-A-Lago Face squad.

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I wonder if Trump had an IV? Top of hand is a common iv location.

My tinfoil hat theory is that Trump has Parkinson's. It's relatively common in men his age, and Trump likes to golf/recent studies have shown golfers have a higher rate of Parkinson's disease, believed to be caused by exposure to pesticide chemicals used to maintain golf courses.

Also, there was this NY Post article from this past spring, literally saying just that (i.e. Trump could get Parkinson's from golfing too much). The article seemed weird/meanspirited (especially for a pro-Trump rag like the NY Post), & struck me as search engine optimization/trying to cover "Trump & Parkinson's" searches.

Trump just seems "weaker" lately. Which I mean, isn't rare for a 79 year old man, especially one with arguably one of the most stressful jobs on Earth. But it's kinda weird his team keeps insisting "Trump isn't sick & definitely super healthy! Healthiest man alive, doctors are astonished by how healthy he is!" Like, why keep bringing that up, especially when he clearly seems to be slowing down when compared to his first presidency?

 

[JaneThough]

Like, why keep bringing that up, especially when he clearly seems to be slowing down when compared to his first presidency?

Because Trump only knows how to fight rumors with more rumors. He doesn't have the capacity to shut the fuck up and let a story die. He's 79 yet truly believes we all believe him when he says he's healthier than anyone ever. People think this "flooding the zone" thing is new, but he's done it on smaller scales for decades.

It reminds me of a story when he wanted to date Salma Hayek in the 90s and she rejected him. He started planting stories in the Enquirer about them having a lusty affair, or her being desperate to be with him, and had the nerve to call her and be like "see what they're saying? We should prove them right."

 

[blahblahblah678]

The Latino press in the US had a field day when Alicia Machado from Venezuela won Miss Universe in 1997 and Donald Trump was fat shaming her. Probably because she didn't want to sleep with the orange nigger.

 

[BlackDragoons]

the cracker barrel thing isnt even culture war related. they just made it that because they need enemies to fight for validation. this had very well been planned for over a year and isnt some secret agenda. they literally just thought doing this would attract younger people to eat there more because it worked for starbucks and chipotle.

It's fucking retarded. I saw people bitching a out it online and I thought it must have some stupid pride flag or two guys kissing.


Turns out it's just a generic modern logo.


People are becoming retarded.

 

[Lazycunt]

People are becoming retarded.

People have always been retarded the internet has just amplified it all.

Now I dont give a fuck about left or right in this situation but trump is suck a bumbling fuckwit, I dont know how people who bitched about bidens retarded ass and just overlook Trumps retarded ass.

Has there ever been a president who has enriched himself and those around him in such absurdly obvious and in your face ways?

 

[anliteralidiot]

The Chris-Chan/Trump comparison becomes more apt every day. To the point where we can cast it. Let’s fill out the Trump-Chan cast:

Liquid Trump - Newsom
Pickle man - Obama
Barb - MAGAts (they enable him and are being fucked by him)
Mary Lee Walsh - Hillary
Adam Stackhouse - Biden
Bob - Ivanka (only voice of reason who he seems to listen to, but ducked out before it got real bad)

Who else?

Fuck I need pickle suit Obama to complement cheeseburger @Hollywood Hulk Hogan

 

[Maximum Girl]

Any change to absolutely anything that doesn't match up with my childhood is "woke".

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The Chris-Chan/Trump comparison becomes more apt every day. To the point where we can cast it. Let’s fill out the Trump-Chan cast:

Liquid Trump - Newsom
Pickle man - Obama
Barb - MAGAts (they enable him and are being fucked by him)
Mary Lee Walsh - Hillary
Adam Stackhouse - Biden
Bob - Ivanka (only voice of reason who he seems to listen to, but ducked out before it got real bad)

Who else?

Laura Loomer is his Bella janke

 

[Dr.0]

It's fucking retarded. I saw people bitching a out it online and I thought it must have some stupid pride flag or two guys kissing.


Turns out it's just a generic modern logo.


People are becoming retarded.

I swear all of my social media feeds are full of people bitching about it and over dramatizing it like this is some sort of Nazi erasure of History. It's a bullshit restaurant that lost its gimmick when covid hit so hard that they started serving light alcohol to try and drag people in. It blows my fucking mind to see people clutch their pearls and pull the whole " well I never will go THERE again"

It's a logo you fucking dumbass relax, the funny thing is people are finding out that cracker barrel was a sponsor for Nashville pride and a bunch of other shit... Anything to justify bitching about a fucking logo

 

[JaneThough]

I swear all of my social media feeds are full of people bitching about it and over dramatizing it like this is some sort of Nazi erasure of History. It's a bullshit restaurant that lost its gimmick when covid hit so hard that they started serving light alcohol to try and drag people in. It blows my fucking mind to see people clutch their pearls and pull the whole " well I never will go THERE again"

It's a logo you fucking dumbass relax, the funny thing is people are finding out that cracker barrel was a sponsor for Nashville pride and a bunch of other shit... Anything to justify bitching about a fucking logo

The funny thing is that almost certainly when it comes to cheap casual dining, Cracker Barrel is the best bang for your buck. Spending more at shit chain restaurants to own the libs.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I swear all of my social media feeds are full of people bitching about it and over dramatizing it like this is some sort of Nazi erasure of History. It's a bullshit restaurant that lost its gimmick when covid hit so hard that they started serving light alcohol to try and drag people in. It blows my fucking mind to see people clutch their pearls and pull the whole " well I never will go THERE again"

It's a logo you fucking dumbass relax, the funny thing is people are finding out that cracker barrel was a sponsor for Nashville pride and a bunch of other shit... Anything to justify bitching about a fucking logo

Why are magas so obsessed with fast food and shitty chain restaurants anyway? Are learning to cook and supporting local restaurants libtard conspiracies?