💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[JaneThough]

Why are magas so obsessed with fast food and shitty chain restaurants anyway? Are learning to cook and supporting local restaurants libtard conspiracies?

Enjoying life and striving to make oneself better are libtard conspiracies.

 

[R00T]

The Chris-Chan/Trump comparison becomes more apt every day. To the point where we can cast it. Let’s fill out the Trump-Chan cast:

Liquid Trump - Newsom
Pickle man - Obama
Barb - MAGAts (they enable him and are being fucked by him)
Mary Lee Walsh - Hillary
Adam Stackhouse - Biden
Bob - Ivanka (only voice of reason who he seems to listen to, but ducked out before it got real bad)

Who else?

Epstein is blue spike. Maxwell is one of the gal pals. Putin is Julaaaay!

 

[Soso]

Why are magas so obsessed with fast food and shitty chain restaurants anyway? Are learning to cook and supporting local restaurants libtard conspiracies?

Because Obesity and worshipping corporations is American culture.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Because Obesity and worshipping corporations is American culture.

And Trump is pretty much a stereotypical representation of modern American culture.

 

[The Hardest R]

Because Trump only knows how to fight rumors with more rumors. He doesn't have the capacity to shut the fuck up and let a story die. He's 79 yet truly believes we all believe him when he says he's healthier than anyone ever. People think this "flooding the zone" thing is new, but he's done it on smaller scales for decades.

It reminds me of a story when he wanted to date Salma Hayek in the 90s and she rejected him. He started planting stories in the Enquirer about them having a lusty affair, or her being desperate to be with him, and had the nerve to call her and be like "see what they're saying? We should prove them right."

Yep. He’s been treating the presidency like his real estate business, which was in tatters by the 90s. Miggers like to pretend he was wildly successful but he was basically down and out in the 90s. He was a punchline. His prospects only turned around because of The Apprentice. Recall that when he ran for president in 2000, his polling was less than one percent. Miggers don’t like history because book learning is for fags so I don’t expect them to know this.

 

[S@credC]

And Trump is pretty much a stereotypical representation of modern American culture.
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Not a stereotype if it's true.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

It's a logo you fucking dumbass relax, the funny thing is people are finding out that cracker barrel was a sponsor for Nashville pride and a bunch of other shit... Anything to justify bitching about a fucking logo

MAGAs don't like to leave their comfort zone. If they consider anything "anti-Christian," "woke" or not catering to whites and only whites, they lose their shit. Product mascots like Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, and the Cream of Wheat chef were created to provide some of that comfort after slavery ended. I'm sure they lost their shit when they disappeared semi-recently.

That these tards even consider the new Cracker Barrel logo "woke" is laughable. Don't worry, a new logo isn't going to draw an onslaught of wokes into the same shit-tier restaurant.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The Chris-Chan/Trump comparison becomes more apt every day. To the point where we can cast it. Let’s fill out the Trump-Chan cast:

Liquid Trump - Newsom
Pickle man - Obama
Barb - MAGAts (they enable him and are being fucked by him)
Mary Lee Walsh - Hillary
Adam Stackhouse - Biden
Bob - Ivanka (only voice of reason who he seems to listen to, but ducked out before it got real bad)

Who else?

Epstein is blue spike. Maxwell is one of the gal pals. Putin is Julaaaay!

We also need:

Cole Smithey

Megan Schroeder

Clyde Cash

Michael Snyder

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Epstein is blue spike. Maxwell is one of the gal pals. Putin is Julaaaay!

VLADAAAAY!

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

I’m going to be completely honest: anyone who considers a shitty dining franchise, especially the fucking Honky Bucket of all places, to be a personal cornerstone of cultural enrichment probably doesn’t deserve to be happy in the first place.

 

[JaneThough]

I haven’t thought of Cracker Barrel in years but I live in CB country. I was looking at the menu last night and im gonna stop in for a cheap food and stupid chotchkies. Thanks for reminding me they exist, MAGAts!

 

[Dr.0]

It's fucking retarded. I saw people bitching a out it online and I thought it must have some stupid pride flag or two guys kissing.


Turns out it's just a generic modern logo.


People are becoming retarded.

Anything to cry online without doing anything

 

[Eventide]

The funny thing is that almost certainly when it comes to cheap casual dining, Cracker Barrel is the best bang for your buck. Spending more at shit chain restaurants to own the libs.

Cracker Barrel were always a much better value than IHOP or Denny's, at least in my neck of the woods. They've definitely struggled to get their footing since the pandemic, but they mostly coped by lowering prices/introducing new promotions (like Early Dinner Deals) to draw in customers. They certainly didn't drastically revamp the restaurant into some woke monstrosity, as MAGAs allege.

I’m going to be completely honest: anyone who considers a shitty dining franchise, especially the fucking Honky Bucket of all places, to be a personal cornerstone of cultural enrichment probably doesn’t deserve to be happy in the first place.

I'd imagine such individuals are never happy, 'cause anyone who flies into incandescent rage over a chain restaurant changing its' logo, probably flies into a rage over anything & everything. It's not behavior indicative of a sound & happy mind.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I can't imagine being so upset that Cracker Barrel removed the yellow guy and a barrel from their logo. Who gives a flying fuck?

 

[Shine-369]

I can't imagine being so upset that Cracker Barrel removed the yellow guy and a barrel from their logo. Who gives a flying fuck?

People who have very little going on in their heads. You can point them out easily in the wild, they wear a bright red Dunce Cap hat displaying their stupidity for all to see.

 

[soulgains]

I wonder if Trump had an IV? Top of hand is a common iv location.

My tinfoil hat theory is that Trump has Parkinson's. It's relatively common in men his age, and Trump likes to golf/recent studies have shown golfers have a higher rate of Parkinson's disease, believed to be caused by exposure to pesticide chemicals used to maintain golf courses.

Also, there was this NY Post article from this past spring, literally saying just that (i.e. Trump could get Parkinson's from golfing too much). The article seemed weird/meanspirited (especially for a pro-Trump rag like the NY Post), & struck me as search engine optimization/trying to cover "Trump & Parkinson's" searches.

Trump just seems "weaker" lately. Which I mean, isn't rare for a 79 year old man, especially one with arguably one of the most stressful jobs on Earth. But it's kinda weird his team keeps insisting "Trump isn't sick & definitely super healthy! Healthiest man alive, doctors are astonished by how healthy he is!" Like, why keep bringing that up, especially when he clearly seems to be slowing down when compared to his first presidency?

0:19

Yeah, he doesn't really sound good. Its like he's trying to ad lib but forgets where he is and what hes doing mid sentence.

"You look better than I've ever seen you look." Huh?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Yeah, he doesn't really sound good. Its like he's trying to ad lib but forgets where he is and what hes doing mid sentence.

"You look better than I've ever seen you look." Huh?

Hey now, USPG2 says that right there is a hip, fit, healthy, alpha, sexy, strong young man

 

[Eventide]

Yeah, he doesn't really sound good. Its like he's trying to ad lib but forgets where he is and what hes doing mid sentence.

Notice in that video he's all hunched over and discombobulated? Over the past few months, Trump has quickly transformed into a generic "old man using a walker with tennis balls on the bottom".

"You look better than I've ever seen you look." Huh?

That just sounds like Trump making a backhanded compliment on the Finnish President's (?) appearance.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Anyone who bitches about CORPORATE LOGO changing is beyond retarded. It all comes from the same goyslop factory.

 

[JaneThough]

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Yeah, he doesn't really sound good. Its like he's trying to ad lib but forgets where he is and what hes doing mid sentence.

"You look better than I've ever seen you look." Huh?

Now that the afterlife has an official sicko hunter, maybe god is ready to start calling the geriatric sickos home.

ETA has a heterosexual man ever commented on the looks of other men so much?