Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Incecticyder]

1. Pocahontas for obvious reasons to numerous to count.

Lol. Honestly, such a movie cannot be made without many complaints.

2. Hunchback of Notre Dame because you just know Quasimodo will look like the kind of abomination that makes Milly Alcock blush.

To be fair, that is what he is supposed to be. Someone too ugly to be accepted.

3. Princess and the Frog because they will cast a really ugly black woman for the role.

Who looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome if TLM is anything to go by.

 

[BigBadBastich]

To be fair, that is what he is supposed to be. Someone too ugly to be accepted.

Ugly but not so ugly he isn't endearing. Like Shrek is ugly but hes not so off putting the audience can't empathize with him. Translating that to 3D will give people nightmares because they will not go through any effort to make the character appealing.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

I want a Hunchback CGI remake where Quasimodo's hideous deformity is shown via him being designed like a Pixar CalArts character while everyone else has the Tangled art style.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ignoring that Moana is less than a decade old and I doubt the kids that saw it then have kids of their own yet, this one also had the slight problem of Dwayne having made himself box office poison compared to his old days of being in literally every other goddamn movie.

No one wanted this remake, and even less people want to see Dwayne play Dwayne for the millionth time.

They just need to release more Fast and Furious slop. I honestly thought they would have released one around the time of the World Cup this year cause F&F is a super multicultural Familia (cracks Coronas)

I live my life a quarter mile at a time

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Lol. Honestly, such a movie cannot be made without many complaints.

easily mulan'd: red woman saved dumb white man and becomes next chief of tribe. dumb white man cucked.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Hire Dave Chappelle to write and direct a Song of the South remake. Guaranteed $500 million opening three-day weekend.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Hire Dave Chappelle to write and direct a Song of the South remake. Guaranteed $500 million opening three-day weekend.

he'd make block party 2: not your dad's electric boogaloo. shot in atlanta. which isnt as hokey as i thought itd be as i typed this.

 

[Incecticyder]

Ugly but not so ugly he isn't endearing. Like Shrek is ugly but hes not so off putting the audience can't empathize with him. Translating that to 3D will give people nightmares because they will not go through any effort to make the character appealing.

Translating the story to any visual medium is hard as it was originally a book and thus he was never too ugly for us to relate. If the adaptation is to be accurate however, he has to be too ugly. It is a tough balance to make him appealing to the audience but easy to understand why he hid himself.

easily mulan'd: red woman saved dumb white man and becomes next chief of tribe. dumb white man cucked.

That was a ceremony to show strangers that they make the rules and that they can choose to kill or spare them. Also, in certain tribes, men run war while women run the government. Basically, men decided strategy and who to fight/ally with while women decided the day to day stuff. So her being a "chief" is hardly revolutionary.