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Will this fucking pig do one goddamn thing interesting or new, worth commenting on, in 2020?
It’ll be awhile before something tops the Bankruptcy call and WWE Champions trolling. Hell, even the vest streak wasn’t all that interesting for me outside of the one Paper Mario stream where Phil waited forever to desperately string along the streak for another day only for nobody to bother tipping.
 
It’ll be awhile before something tops the Bankruptcy call and WWE Champions trolling. Hell, even the vest streak wasn’t all that interesting for me outside of the one Paper Mario stream where Phil waited forever to desperately string along the streak for another day only for nobody to bother tipping.
Phil has the confusing ability to live out opposites. He makes good money, but he's poor. He's successful, but his views are abysmal. He ignores other streamers and drama, but won't hold back if he can punch down on them. He doesn't own a cat, but he owns a cat. He has no money to buy essencials for his job, but spends gold and dime on a gatcha game.

And he's one of the most boring streamers you can imagine on purpose, but gets laughed at in big crowds whenever he opens his mouth because he talks utter bullshit.
If he'd just be himself then all the good exciting stuff would continue, but narcissists can't let anyone know who they really are, because they don't work with society.
 
It’ll be awhile before something tops the Bankruptcy call and WWE Champions trolling. Hell, even the vest streak wasn’t all that interesting for me outside of the one Paper Mario stream where Phil waited forever to desperately string along the streak for another day only for nobody to bother tipping.
As much as I try to not follow a cow and hope for its demise, I've since come to terms that at least some small part of my interest in watching Phil had to do with wanting him to fail.

The Bankruptcy felt like it could be the climax everyone wanted. Instead we got weeks and weeks of edging and then an outcome that could initially inspire despair and hatred for the US legal system, until you start to wonder how many big corporations get away with shit ten times worse on an annual basis. But I digress. Ever since then I've mostly moved on to other cows. I had to accept a part of me wasn't just watching Phil for entertainment, but actively hoping for his downfall, and that's a pretty sad reason to want to follow someone. (IMHO)

The content Phil shits out, that gets documented here, is mind-numbingly boring and repetitive, though there's a kind of respite in that, I suppose. Every couple days I skim through the highlights, and it's literally always the same thing without exception:

>New paypig showed up! I think it's a planetjeff account
>Wow, Phil was really rude to this one guy's innocent question for no reason. Dude's totally unhinged.
>Look at this dumb yet safe take Phil had on twitter
>where's khat
>Did you guys see how phil got a tip and didn't suck the guy's dick??? Ungrateful swine!
>Jesus, the pre-stream is at x hours now. So greedy
>why does twitch allow this??
>where's khat
>holy fucking shit some sped gave phil $70, I want to personally murder that guy
>look at how low-effort phil's halloween/thanksgiving/xmas decorations are I am shocked
>"Hi Phil!"
>maybe he could afford that thing if he didn't spend $60k on sweaty muscleman jpegs
>where's jasper
>wow he mentioned low tips. greedy pig
>phil said this on twitter but ackshually back in May he said something else

That's it. This is literally his life. It's maddening to picture myself doing that for a jahb. These are the times when I pity Phil...then he does that thing where he, you know, opens his mouth and talks.
 
Multiple, Cars, Property, wife and stay at home job yup phil is a loser guys.
In what world can someone who had to declare bankruptcy cause he moved across the country before selling his current home and maxed out fourteen credit cards so he could beat it to Hulk Hogan jpegs be a winner?
 
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Multiple, Cars, Property, wife and stay at home job yup phil is a loser guys.
Cars he doesn't own and has barely any equity in, A house getting foreclosed, the other with barely any equity paid in to it, stay at home job that got him a Chapter 7 bankruptcy...

YUP PAUL IS A LOSER

And you are disconnected from reality like DSP F to pay respects for this faggot.
 
Multiple, Cars, Property, wife and stay at home job yup phil is a loser guys.
Phil doesn't have multiple cars any more.
Phil doesn't have 2 properties anymore.
Phil has a wife diagnosed with aspergers, a dead end retail job, no ambition or personality.
Phil has a stay at home job he dreads and can't wait for his day off to drink gin in the morning and start arguments with twitter.

Yes Phil hasn't just made some bad choices in life he has monumentally fucked up his life to an irrepairable state where people will always be fucking with him because he can't escape his hellhole of a job playing games for retarded wheelchairs. Its like project 7 predicted Phil's future.
 
Phil doesn't have multiple cars any more.
Phil doesn't have 2 properties anymore.
Phil has a wife diagnosed with aspergers, a dead end retail job, no ambition or personality.
Phil has a stay at home job he dreads and can't wait for his day off to drink gin in the morning and start arguments with twitter.

Yes Phil hasn't just made some bad choices in life he has monumentally fucked up his life to an irrepairable state where people will always be fucking with him because he can't escape his hellhole of a job playing games for retarded wheelchairs. Its like project 7 predicted Phil's future.
How do you know all this.. seems like you are heavily invested in this polish wop not gay at all to analyze another mans movements in life. I love the thread which you analyze his body like your some kind of fucking woman.
 
How do you know all this.. seems like you are heavily invested in this polish wop not gay at all to analyze another mans movements in life. I love the thread which you analyze his body like your some kind of fucking woman.
Bankruptcy documents spelled the first two out.

The last two can be inferred.

You are too autistic to deal with, I can't take it, you will get no more pats from me for being a good boy defending Paul... you want his cum in your ass, I'm sure he'd oblige you, get a train ticket to Renton, faggot.
 
Bankruptcy documents spelled the first two out.

The last two can be inferred.

You are too autistic to deal with, I can't take it, you will get no more pats from me for being a good boy defending Paul... you want his cum in your ass, I'm sure he'd oblige you, get a train ticket to Renton, faggot.
Sounds like you like DSP more then me. I feel bad for the both of us.
 
Everyone in this thread is jealous of Phil’s 2017 Toyota Corolla; jealous of his amazing middle unit condo located in WA suburbia; jealous of his swimsuit model wife who cooks the best potato meals in the state of WA; jealous of his unique and playful cat; jealous of his 12 years as a successful Lets Players turned full-time streamer; jealous of the financial stability he enjoys after having his bankruptcy granted; jealous of the way he crowdfunded his life through the support of internet strangers on Twitch while never soliciting money unprompted; jealous of all the opportunities as a mid-tied streamer he gets to have access to; jealous of his good health and looks; jealous of the quality attached to the content he produces; jealous of his amazing, illustrious and unique commentary; and, of course, jealous of how good he is at his craft of playing vidya at a professional level.

This thread only exists because of how jealous we are of Phil’s incredibly storied and successful life that none of us will ever be able to aspire or even come close to.

The cat’s out of the bag guys... we’ve been got that our only reason for existing is to hate on Phil’s incredibly fun, lively, exciting, and useful life.
 
Phil has a wife diagnosed with aspergers, a dead end retail job, no ambition or personality.
Phil has a stay at home job he dreads and can't wait for his day off to drink gin in the morning and start arguments with twitter.
I like how his wife can't even cook. Reminder that having a wife isn't a win if she's literally retarded. Also his job involves the whole internet laughing at him. He's a winner alright.
 
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