Dead pool for Fatty - I got sick of waiting for someone else to make this

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I give AL until July 2020.

She is young, but she is already getting infections and her body is falling apart. We all know she can't clean herself and Becky sucks at doing it for her. Picking at sores and scabs with her nasty unwashed beetus fingers will worsen any skin infections and potentially lead to new ones. She's eventually going to get an infection that sets in, and by the time she is diagnosed, there won't be any antibiotic in the world that can resolve it, and her body will be too weak to fight it off.

Gorl isn't long for this world.
 
I feel like I can’t even give an accurate guess, just because she could die of anything at this point. One wrong step and she could fall and never get up.

That being said, summer of 2022. I think she will roast like a pig on a spit, overheating so badly that her body will finally implode.

Kentucky reached a heat index of over 110 today. Sure she won’t suffer a heat stroke this year?
 
She's still fairly young, so I wouldn't be surprised if she's able to continue living for many years to come. The human body can be very resilient, just look at Ashley Isaacs.

The biggest decider will probably be how much weight she is able to gain in the coming years, and how quickly she is able to gain it. The laws of physics will have to kick in at some point, but whether her weight will start to plateau before it reaches a fatal capacity remains to be seen.

The only way we could reasonably begin to calculate this is if we could get some sort of an approximation of her daily caloric intake from an honest and impartial observer, but I don't see that happening.
 
As a professional man of magic it would be wrong of me to use my power to forsee such an event.



April 17th, 2021
2:37 a.m.
To everyone's shock it will be Ricky who calls in the death. The cause? Well... I won't spoil everything.
I have this bookmarked, the wyzzerd has spoken!
 
She’ll start stacking up medical issues now until her late 30s where she’ll die to something lame like pneumonia/infection.
 
Why is it always the worst people with the strongest genetics? There are genuinely good people who die of heart attacks or cancer in their twenties and thirties while awful people like AL, Chantal, and Ashley Isaacs somehow survive trashing their bodies for ages on end.
 
Why is it always the worst people with the strongest genetics? There are genuinely good people who die of heart attacks or cancer in their twenties and thirties while awful people like AL, Chantal, and Ashley Isaacs somehow survive trashing their bodies for ages on end.
I think it’s just their body has just adapted to their shitty lifestyle that when they finally try to get better, their bodies just give out.
 
Why is it always the worst people with the strongest genetics? There are genuinely good people who die of heart attacks or cancer in their twenties and thirties while awful people like AL, Chantal, and Ashley Isaacs somehow survive trashing their bodies for ages on end.

On the plus size plus side, Amber is almost certainly tremendously miserable most of the time because her body is under intense physical stress just from existing at that size.
 
Yeah, on MSHPL most of them are Amber clones. Fat all their lives, and still make it for longer than you’d think. About 35 and 700 lbs is when they realize the Spectre is at their doorstep and call Dr Now. So I’m on the 2025 train too. When it’s closer we can pick months but I like to pick Jan or Feb because they are all so adamant about stuffing themselves during the holidays.
 
Yeah, on MSHPL most of them are Amber clones. Fat all their lives, and still make it for longer than you’d think. About 35 and 700 lbs is when they realize the Spectre is at their doorstep and call Dr Now. So I’m on the 2025 train too. When it’s closer we can pick months but I like to pick Jan or Feb because they are all so adamant about stuffing themselves during the holidays.

I can totally see Hamber hitting 700 in her lifetime.
 
The toothache and bellybutton cellulitis have me thinking she's not going to reach her 30's until she contracts and infection that leads to septic shock and organ failure. The ignored sleep apnea and diabetes are also troubling factors. The fact that she doesn't wash herself and picks at alarmingly long-lived scabs with her dirty ass nails give weight to the infection theory and we haven't even touched on the lymphedema. She uses the E.R. to try and get diagnosed and treated for issues that her GP should be taking care of and that's just not how it works.

If this is working like the 600 pounds pool... No later than the last week of March 2021.
 
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