Dead pool for Fatty - I got sick of waiting for someone else to make this

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PiggyPie

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
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Okay gorls, place your bets on when this bitch's heart finally gives out.


My guess is sometime in late winter. Lets say- Valentines day.

Perhaps we will be treated to a drunken video of Becky crying .

What say you, fam?
 
Beginning of 2020 I predict having to take insulin (unless she already is secretly)
Mid 2020 will have death day. :optimistic:

I'm baffled how that blob is still alive tbqh (modern medicine is a blessing and a curse)
 
The human body is pretty amazing, I dont think she will die any time soon.

A better question is when will Amber become immobile.
 
I thought we already had a thread on this, it may have been for when she hit 600 though.

Barring unforeseen circumstances, my bet is on autumn of next year.
the fat pool has an amazon e gift card for the winner, and I said if she dies before admitting 600 that whoever guessed the week she died would get the gift card. It isn't for serious speculation about her death though, just sort of a contingency plan so I can make good on my giftcard promise (unlike big AL).

Most super fats have several chronic illnesses that do them in eventually, but amberlynn's teeth situation is concerning. So is the appearance of a random skin infection. I really think she has at least a year and a half left, what it will take is her getting comfortable with getting infections and taking antibiotics, it will become a new normal for her, and then one time she will wait too long to get to the doctor.
 
As a professional man of magic it would be wrong of me to use my power to forsee such an event.



April 17th, 2021
2:37 a.m.
To everyone's shock it will be Ricky who calls in the death. The cause? Well... I won't spoil everything.
 
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