Dead pool for Fatty - I got sick of waiting for someone else to make this

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I'm going to take a risk and say next Spring.
If it weren't for that infection, I'd say it'd last a lot longer, but when death fats' immune systems start failing, even a cold can wipe them out. I bet she'll get sick in Winter, and through sheer malice and stealing Necky's life force, survive for the season, then perish as the cherry blossoms bloom.
 
You all underestimate the life force of death fats. I bet she won't go until at least 2025.
Unfortunately I agree it will take a while, these people go half rotten for ages (like the guy glued to the chair).
I still vote for sleep apnea, she will never admit to need the oxygen tank (she doesn't need the stuff fatsos need).
it will take a while for the rest of the house find out and the cats will eat half of her face in a mix of hunger and spite.
I predict a very cold night of 2027... but I wish is earlier and more painful.
 
The real question is how will Becky react to Ham's inevitable death? Or matter of fact, if Becky would still be around before she kicks the bucket?

I would give 5 to 8 years maybe.
 
I think she will be hospitalized by Nov-Dec.
Its hard to tell her death time because shes still quite young, I think 100% immobile (bed 24/7) by end of year and death defiantly under 5 years. Then again her heart is probably so enlarged from sleep apnea and the weight she could pop any day
 
In a valiant effort to prove to the haydurs that she is not bedbound, Big Al will force the Thumb to drive in a snowstorm to Lexington. Eager to get out of the weather and into her first plate of orange chicken, Al trips over a curb and is run over by a cross town bus. The bus is heavily damaged and the passengers receive serious injuries. Big Al is urged to go to the hospital with the bus riders but she says, "she has to eat first". She's shown to a table at The Cheesecake Factory, where 20 minutes later, she chokes to death on a huge glob of orange chicken.
Late November 2019
 
She'll probably last another 4 - 5 years, given she is relatively young, and has an enabler who will stay with her. I'm willing to bet it will be protracted; a fall will land her in hospital for a couple of months where she will lose an amazeen 99 elbees, which we will never stop hearing about. Levels of cuntiness will skyrocket, as will her weight once she is sent home from hospital.
Ultimately I think it will be a case of raging cellulitis due to poor hygiene that will take her down. That shit can shut your organs down pretty fast once it takes hold.
 
I'm thinking it'll be sometime in a year or two and it will be a health crisis where she dies because paramedics have no idea how to get her out of the house without cutting a hole.
 
Pencil me down for June 2020. I predict she will die in her sleep, either due to sleep apnea, a raging MRSA infection, or her fat-choked heart giving up the ghost.
 
In a valiant effort to prove to the haydurs that she is not bedbound, Big Al will force the Thumb to drive in a snowstorm to Lexington. Eager to get out of the weather and into her first plate of orange chicken, Al trips over a curb and is run over by a cross town bus. The bus is heavily damaged and the passengers receive serious injuries. Big Al is urged to go to the hospital with the bus riders but she says, "she has to eat first". She's shown to a table at The Cheesecake Factory, where 20 minutes later, she chokes to death on a huge glob of orange chicken.
Late November 2019
November is too early for snow in Kentucky though.

I think she'll make it until 2026 somehow.
 
The recent flood of old content is actually because Amber died months ago. Becky needs that YouTube money so she's using stuff from the archives until they can find a way to make a realistic CGI Amber.
 
I feel like I can’t even give an accurate guess, just because she could die of anything at this point. One wrong step and she could fall and never get up.

That being said, summer of 2022. I think she will roast like a pig on a spit, overheating so badly that her body will finally implode.
 
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