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DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups
What fucking alternate reality are these dumbshits living in where corporate critics are these massive gigachuds who review bomb every female-led capeslop movie?
Would've been nice if Sweeney's Powergirl did a more PGish version of this version. Just to show the no name harmless mooks do have a point of interest when not quite ineffectually firing their guns at superheros.
Bit the bullet because I'm a retard, in this case it was like eating a shotgun because spoiler alert it was fucking shit and if you actually care about spoilers, too bad because I'm not marking any as it doesn't matter. You know you got a bad Supergirl movie when the best parts about it are Lobo, Superman, and the flashback period on Argo City (though even that's fucked a bit when Kara's father sees Clark's pod fly off before Krypton blows up and he makes an offhanded comment like "there goes Jor-El's world conqueror"). It's one of the ugliest movies I've ever seen in years where it's so drab and brown that every single planet that isn't Earth looks exactly the same despite going to at least 5 planets. Starting planet is ugly brown most of the time, they go to an intergalactic pit stop which is filthy and dingy brown, they go to a planet that's a bunch of filthy disgusting brown skyscrapers, they go to a planet for the final faceoff where it's dusty brown, even Argo City has muted colors and Kara's apartment when she arrives on Earth is a nasty brown. The ugliness really works against the favor of the movie's action setpieces also, since it's all practically monochrome you can barely tell what the fuck is happening a fair number of times.
As everyone probably noticed, the writer has not written fucking anything in terms of movies. This is visibly apparent. The child character is extremely annoying. The plot is a pastiche of the third Guardians movie where they need to save the hurt animal by getting the antidote, with fucking Mad Max Fury Road of all things where the Brigands (real creative) that poisoned Krypto and killed the kid's family also kidnap women and fuck them to perpetuate their exclusively male race or some shit. Kryptonians were thought to be dead, yet suddenly the bad guys have a bunch of anti Kryptonian shit on them when Kara reveals her true nature like these Kryptonite darts or the planet with the green sun. The villain is easily the worst villain out of all these capeshit movies be they from the MCU or the original DC slate, shit would be like if that one asshole Ravager from Guardians 2 was the main antagonist instead of Ego. Krypto was poisoned with some paralysis toxin, but the only cure is hanging around the bad guy's neck despite this toxin being said to be a thing they use, so there should hypothetically be other antidotes that have nothing to do with the leader. Kara is a cunt the entire movie until near the end, which not only makes her inherently unlikable, but her change of heart to go back to Earth and settle for a bit seemingly comes from nowhere. The third act low point is presented as Kara literally dying of the Green Sun and the dumb kid caged up, which while the kid ends up escaping thanks to Lobo, the solution to Kara's problem of death that we are on the edge of our fucking seats is... wait until the yellow sun rises. That's it, nothing was done to go help Kara or anything, the other characters just did some shit while she sat in a cave, and then the yellow sun came out. And I know this isn't writing or anything, but there was a Babu Frik from the Star Wars movies on a space bus that was being robbed that sounded a lot like Seth Rogen but I am not seeing any acting credits from that dude on here so I think I might be going insane.
Undoubtedly more shit I either missed or is not coming to mind since it's real late, might post more later but you get the gist, don't see this shit, the Clayface Trailer alone was better. I had Avengers Doomsday slated as being the crappiest capeshit movie of the year thanks to all the awful fanservice they're shoving in, but it'd be hard to beat this so congrats I guess, DC.
Would that even matter to Superman? I'd assume colour is irrelevant unless it were like Krakatoa where Krypton's destruction threw dust and Kryptonite up in the air to create it.
Would that even matter to Superman? I'd assume colour is irrelevant unless it were like Krakatoa where Krypton's destruction threw dust and Kryptonite up in the air to create it.
As I said before, simply being nice and compassionate is what helped the first Wonder Woman succeed.
Supergirl was (at least previously) most famous for sacrificing herself to kill the Anti-Monitor along with Barry Allen, and neither of them showed up in comics for decades after the fact. Her reputation didn't survive on her being a snarky bitch.
As I said before, simply being nice and compassionate is what helped the first Wonder Woman succeed.
Supergirl was (at least previously) most famous for sacrificing herself to kill the Anti-Monitor along with Barry Allen, and neither of them showed up in comics for decades after the fact. Her reputation didn't survive on her being a snarky bitch.
Would that even matter to Superman? I'd assume colour is irrelevant unless it were like Krakatoa where Krypton's destruction threw dust and Kryptonite up in the air to create it.
Would that even matter to Superman? I'd assume colour is irrelevant unless it were like Krakatoa where Krypton's destruction threw dust and Kryptonite up in the air to create it.
Dying sun radiation turns him into a powerless kryptonian e.g. red sun radiation. Energy from a standard yellow sun or white dwarf or blue sun would give him powers or supercharge him.
They are. Gunn confused Kryptonite radiation for red sunlight. Unless there was a Kryptonite star (how would that even work?), nothing would happen. Green stars can't exist. Stars take the colors of fire. Red -> Orange -> Yellow -> White -> Blue. Red being the coldest to blue being the hottest.
Dying sun radiation turns him into a powerless kryptonian e.g. red sun radiation. Energy from a standard yellow sun or white dwarf or blue sun would give him powers or supercharge him.
There will also be another Krypto animated series:
“Krypto” animated series had been greenlit, with “Chowder,” “Jellystone” creator-writer C.H. Greenblatt set to drive this fun-filled, super-canine adventure.
The series, currently under development, follows Krypto as he tags along with a gang of misfit criminal wannabes who live down the block. They soon discover he’s a ball of destructive, lovable energy worse than any of them! As he accompanies them into misadventures and poorly laid plans, Krypto’s pure nature slowly ends up redeeming them, whether they want it or not.
“When Batman is murdered, the Joker launches a ruthless crusade through Gotham’s underworld to find the killer who took away his greatest adversary. But as his violent quest for answers pushes him closer towards vigilante than villain, Joker is forced to confront the truth that without Batman, he doesn’t know who he is.”
Helmed by “ChaO” award-winning director Yasuhiro Aoki, who previously worked on Warner Bros Animation and Sola’s joint feature “The Lords of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim,” the trailblazing show will take viewers alongside the Joker, as he launches a ruthless crusade through Gotham’s underworld to find Batman’s killer, who took away his greatest adversary —and, incidentally, his own kill. But as his violent quest for answers pushes him closer towards vigilante than villain, Joker is forced to confront the truth that without Batman, he doesn’t know who he is.
I'm going to make an assumption here: Gunn did the casting couch with her.
She wanted to get into writing, he wanted a fucktoy.
How else could you explain that an attractive woman who never wrote anything got to write not only Supergirl but she's also writing a Wonder Woman movie and a Teen Titans movie?
