DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"Do you understand how much I changed this planet with my harsh and uncaring words?"
Lol. I don't think anyone had their life ruined by deleting Minecraft, Phil.

Wait Papavera noooo!

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

We're gonna order Sonic together later! Wow! What a fucking outstanding community we are honoured to be a part of.

 

[Piece of Peace]

The Burnell household receiving bills

Legitimately had a good belly laugh from this

 

[kebab4you]

Someone that is bored enough could they clock how long he actually sits and stream today?

 

[Iron Hamster]

We're gonna order Sonic together later! Wow! What a fucking outstanding community we are honoured to be a part of.

This is why that tweet about the chairs picking something was the usual ridiculous nonsense. He's going to sit there and read an entire menu again so he doesn't have to touch a controller.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

The segments where he eats on camera are the best because they provide the most Islamic khantent.
And Islamic khantent is the best khantent.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Yeah but you just wait to see him chewing for 1 minute, make all sort of weird expressions and telling how the top bun tastes exotic, the meat is something pretty salty, but with some tastes of liquid smoke and ketchup is from a [insert closest supermarket here].

Then he says that's a mixed bag.

how many times will he use the word "robust"

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Can’t wait to see what else people will donate to Phil in the upcoming years!

"What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine."

 

[Super Dent Head]

The segments where he eats on camera are the best because they provide the most Islamic khantent.
And Islamic khantent is the best khantent.

I'll be sure to grab a few screenshots.

how many times will he use the word "robust"

He'll probably say it trying to joke around. Could make it a drinking game though.

 

[Sender]

Shortly before he went on break:
"And no I didn't, see, someone said: oh you made a racist joke the other day. Ackshually I didn't. I made an observational joke. That just so happens to be misinterpreted because people want to that I'm constantly do things that are bad - which I'm not. I literally did not make a racist joke at all, but idiots want to twist my words into something they are not, to push their own narrative. You know what I'm saying, like, that's I mean I don't do that at all! anymore. I completely changed who I am as a commentator and content creator, and I don't do that kind of crap anymore."

How.... what's the difference between a racist joke and an observational joke here, Phil? Look, Philbert, I don't care if you're a racist. I don't care if your race jokes are offending only because they are boring. Saying a black woman will steal your backpack because she's black is as much an observation (on your part) as it is a racist "joke".

 

[Phil the Salesman]

“It’s not racist because black people are actually thieves. So it’s observational.”

 

[h0g]

Apparently, chicken wings are not made of chicken wings

 

[Wasabi Panda]

amazing

nearly 40 year old mature adult STILL doesn't know how to do laundry and is amazed that you can wash a microfiber cloths AND has a toddler's understanding of the wing of a bird, saying toddler maybe giving him too much credit.

This is amazing, he's confused by a fast food menu....

Calling Nurse Equine Cathrine, your patient needs attending to, calling Nurse Equine Cathrine, please attend to your patient.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Bugged Sonic menu mechanics

 

[San Dimas High School]

He said it was impossible for him to be racist because his brain doesn't work like that anymore. Is that what you say when you can't use the old "I have black friends" defense because you don't have any black friends?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

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It's hard to tell, but I think the wart's back.

Not that I blame us for doing it (in fact I'm glad we always will), but this kind of post is definitely why the retards are never getting a better webcam out of him. lol

And Phil really has a lot of nerve calling something an "observational joke" when 1) that means you're stating a fact, according to you, which you better be ready to stand behind [and he won't because he's a pussy], and 2) look at how many "observational jokes" we make here at the Farms that he loses his shit over.

He said it was impossible for him to be racist because his brain doesn't work like that anymore.

He doesn't realize that he just admitted to having been racist once.

 

[Super Dent Head]

because you don't have any ANY friends?

FTFY

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

"I was randomly on this app last night..."
"Yeah this menu now is different from yesterday. This shit happens all the time on these apps..."

Dave keeps hinting at just how much he uses these fucking delivery apps.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Can't wait to see him eat a hot dog again.

 

[Fill Bern El]

If DSP says "jala-PEEN-ohs" instead of "jala-PIN-ohs" one more time I'm going to lose it