Phil acts like his post nasal drip/allergies are incurable maladies and he just has to tough it out, and his audience is just going to have to listen to his snorts and grunts and sniffles.
I’ve had bad allergies and post nasal drip all of my life. I was definitely blessed. I’ve said before that I am roughly Phil’s age, and I discovered this amazing treatment long ago that absolutely works day in and day out. For a couple of dollars you can get this stuff called “Nasal Spray”, that you spray in both nostrils several times a day. This gets rid of most of the drainage down the back of the throat, and keeps you from snorting all day. Also, there is this crazy medication called “non-drowsy allergy medicine” that clears and dries up your sinuses. Once again, Phil is just too lazy and/or cheap to grab these tried and true methods of treating his problems. He’d rather bitch all day and snort at his audience all day than make an improvement. It’s just typical Phil.
Edit: Phil just complained about his eye burning and tearing up. Most of the time, this can also be taken care of by allergy medicine, as well as simple eye drops. To be honest, it’s probably an allergic reaction to “Jathper Kitty”...
Just keep suffering for us, Phil. Whatever.